Patrick Mahomes
The Kansas City Chiefs quarterback. **103 corpus mentions** spanning **2020-09-10 → 2025-12-21**, principally narrated by [[Evan Bbbender]] and [[Matt]] in real-time during games. The chat's most-cited individual non-Bills NFL player.
Patrick Mahomes
The Kansas City Chiefs quarterback. 103 corpus mentions spanning 2020-09-10 → 2025-12-21, principally narrated by Evan Bbbender and Matt in real-time during games. The chat's most-cited individual non-Bills NFL player.
Patrick Mahomes appears in the corpus as 103 distinct messages across all six chat years. He is the most-mentioned individual NFL player who is not Josh Allen. The chat's principal Mahomes-narrator is Evan Bbbender; the principal Mahomes-antagonist is Matt.
First mention
The earliest mention is by Cullen Conway on 2020-09-10, anticipatorily:
"And be harassed by Evan narrating every yard Mahomes or CEH gets" — Cullen Conway, 2020-09-10
(CEH is then-Kansas-City running back Clyde Edwards-Helaire.) The expectation is fulfilled within the day:
"Oh boy mahomes is going to light it up" "Lol mahomes is going to throw like 5 tds" — Evan Bbbender, 2020-09-11 (consecutive)
Matt's "I want to beat Mahomes" position
Matt's most-quoted Mahomes-related single message is from the run-up to the 2021 AFC Championship game:
"I want to beat Mahomes not Henne too" — Matt, 2021-01-19
(Henne being Chad Henne, then the Chiefs' backup who had a brief mid-game cameo.) The line is preserved as the chat's most concise statement of Matt's preferred beat the starter, not the backup doctrine and recurs in the same compressed form across multiple seasons.
"Mahomes makes that pass they are gushing"
The chat's most-quoted single Mahomes line — and the chat's only documented case of a Cullen Conway-led Mahomes praise — is from 2025-09-19:
"Mahomes makes that pass they are gushing" — Cullen Conway, 2025-09-19
Matt reacted 💦 within seconds. The construction they are gushing is preserved verbatim and the encyclopedia notes that gush in this context predates the chat's Gash noun (introduced August 2024) by a matter of months — though the two are unrelated.
"Mahomes goat"
Kyle Derrick supplies the chat's bare-noun GOAT formulation on 2025-11-03, in a post that mirrors but does not directly cite Matt's 2026-01-11 "Josh Allen goat" (see Josh Allen):
"Mahomes goat" — Kyle Derrick, 2025-11-03
"The nfl summoning circle"
The chat's most-extended single Mahomes-related metaphor is by Evan Bbbender on 2025-12-21:
"The nfl summoning circle. If you speak the right incantation you open up the gate to Abbadon and release 100 years of mahomes super bowl" — Evan Bbbender, 2025-12-21
This is the corpus's only deployment of Abbadon in any context, and is the chat's most-cited single instance of NFL-as-cosmology — the encyclopedia's preferred summary of Evan's Packers-fan psychology of Mahomes (i.e., a force that should be ritualistically contained).