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Friday, September 19, 2025

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh okay dalton kincaid now you pull that shit
  2. Dan should have started him
    Cullen Conway
  3. Matt avatar
    Yum
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would it be weird if I got my nipples blacked out?
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Death penalty
  6. Matt avatar
    Would be weird if you didn’t
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dolphins stink
  8. Matt avatar
    You are trying to rally them
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    Seriously
  10. Matt avatar
    With your juju
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    Feed Dalvin Jr
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jalvin
  13. Smells vaguely of fires outside
  14. Am I having a stroke?
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  16. It’s wildfire smoke
  17. Matty Z just reported on it on Insta
    2
  18. KINCAID!!!
    Matt
  19. What a dime by Josh
    Matt
  20. Matt avatar
    I guess that’s on the safety
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kincaid breakout game
  22. Matt avatar
    Jackson Hawes breakout game
  23. James cooks but everyone eats
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/chuckfbass/status/1968819533776380164?s=46
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Mahomes makes that pass they are gushing
  26. Didn’t even mention it for Josh
  27. Matt avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Mahomes makes that pass they are gushing ”
  28. https://x.com/camerobradford/status/1968697928198881321
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe trumps second presidency has saved Joey bosa’s career
    Matt
  30. Matt avatar
    Not sure he should keep doing the flip
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Josh Allen is so good that he’s throwing to guys off the street
    Matt
  32. Master Prater
  33. Matt avatar
    Bummer
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh wow
  35. Terrible miss
  36. Matt avatar
    You are doing juju
  37. Torturing a little voodoo doll
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The effigy?
  39. I’d honestly rather the bills run the score up so tyreek has a chance to make a big play
  40. A la garbage
  41. Matt avatar
    Juju
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Smith-Schuster
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    Gottem
  44. Matt avatar
    Thanks for picking up tyreek bender you really jinxed him
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
  46. Matt avatar
    God damnit
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking waddle
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s on evan
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s on me
  50. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “Fucking waddle”
  51. Praters fault too 10 point swing
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well it’s on Trey white
  53. Matt avatar
    Mostly on bender
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Trey white want he released last year?
  55. Wasn’t
  56. Yeah it’s my bad
  57. Matt avatar
    This is not getting their sweaty coach fired
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No Billies will need to put up 40 more points for that I think
  59. Or make him cum
  60. Matt avatar
    This is your fault
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why do you hate McDaniel so much?
  62. Matt avatar
    I don’t care for the Miami dolphins and he is their coke dealer looking coach simple as
  63. Also world class hater
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He seems like one of the more chill nfl head coaches
  65. I understand the division shit
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think he’s just kind of a nerd
  67. Not your usual football coach
  68. Josh feeds everyone l
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Exactly why he seems chill
  70. Like goofy and fun
  71. Instead of conservative and stern
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk of he’s fun
  73. But he did watch McGruber with Tua after he did the fencing pose
    Matt
  74. Dude who is this Dalton Kincaid
  75. Cuckin
  76. https://www.instagram.com/stories/gkittle/3724106172346548280?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=Yjlzczdtamk4Z2Q0
  77. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1968797491211497968
    2
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    O shit
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  80. Well done
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shit
  82. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “Shit”
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/chuckfbass/status/1968851739454452081?s=46
  84. The guy who said if Ollie Gordon scored a td tested his ex
  85. Matt avatar
    🐶
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dawg
  87. Matt avatar
  88. Long dawg
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where is
  90. Matt avatar
    Farags
  91. All out blitz on 3rd and long it’s like I’m playing madden
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want that
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oops
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s go Mr no
  95. They felt inevitable
  96. Tua turndaballova
    Matt
  97. McDaniel keeps his job
  98. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt your schedule is fucking nice
  99. Matt avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Matt your schedule is fucking nice ”
  100. My dick is fucking nice
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it tho
  102. Matt avatar
    Pretty nice
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  104. Matt avatar
    Why are they norwooding
    Cullen Conway
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He didn’t miss that one
  106. Matt avatar
    Prater redeemed
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s go Mr no
  108. Dolphins lose but tyreek got a td so im giving him a pass to abuse anyone he wants tonight
  109. Domestically or otherwise
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Here you go, Matt:
  111. Matt avatar
    Graphic
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/1968851607233130943?s=46
  113. Treating himself after a job well done!
  114. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s the go to order after an assassination?
  115. Brownie batter blizzard and tendies?
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There is some contention that they might in fact have been nuggies
  117. Matt avatar
    Surely tendies were involved
  118. Had to spend the gbp before the cops caught him
    Evan Bbbender
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Excellent use of gbp
  120. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is that?
  121. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good boy points
  122. Which can be exchanged for tendies
    Matt
  123. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Man, good boy points, there is a story there
  124. Matt avatar
    It’s the currency of the NEET
  125. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And NEET is?
  126. Matt avatar
    Not in Education, Employment or Training
  127. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Basically unemployed losers in their parents basement
    Kyle Derrick
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
    Which Rangoon is hoen
  129. Still not sure I can make it but Max Rangoon or Mississippi Rangoon
  130. Matt avatar
    I’m only familiar with the one on burnside
  131. Cullen Conway avatar
    Burnside?
  132. There’s Max Rangoon (Division)
  133. And a new one on Mississippi
  134. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt been hitting the pipe early this am
  135. Matt avatar
    Oops I was thinking of wajan
  136. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just lumping all the poor SE Asia countries together
    2
  137. Kyle Derrick avatar
    4
  138. Max Lieberman avatar
    We should do the Chinese Rangoonery by me, if it’s on the hoen table
    Matt
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Get blasted for me boys
  140. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah I was thinking max rangoon
  141. Max Lieberman avatar
    Evan BbbenderGet blasted for me boys
    Come now come now I won’t hear it
  142. Evan BbbenderGet blasted for me boys
    You get out here and blast yourself young man
  143. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Evan BbbenderGet blasted for me boys
    Reacted 💥 to “You get out here and blast yourself young man”
  144. Matt avatar
    Evan BbbenderGet blasted for me boys
    Reacted 💥 to “You get out here and blast yourself young man”
  145. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can’t but I love yall
  146. Next time!
  147. Max Lieberman avatar
    A milk on me
  148. A nice salty milk
  149. Matt avatar
    Come blast that little peckerwood of yours
  150. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You want me to unleash the gremlin?
    Kyle Derrick
  151. Matt avatar
    The people demand it
  152. Brian Ambuel avatar
    GREMLIN GREMLIN GREMLIN
  153. Max Lieberman avatar
  154. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😈
  155. Btw Columbia mega sale October 7th (free Palestine) - 24th
    Max Lieberman
  156. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lmk when then giga sale happens
  157. Max Lieberman avatar
    When gremlin mode?
  158. Matt avatar
    12:30
  159. See if max can be late crossing the street
    Brian Ambuel
  160. Max Lieberman avatar
    The obvious gremlin hour
  161. See u at 2
    Matt
  162. Evan Bbbender avatar
  163. This is wild
  164. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was just looking at that
    Evan Bbbender
  165. Not awesome
  166. Matt avatar
    JJ and wentz not counted yet?
  167. Oh 10GP wow
  168. Look the Vikings consider football to be a team sport
  169. I’m sure the billies list is pretty long too since 92
  170. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOyiyd7jhJ-/?igsh=MWF4aG1kZHJ2d2Rmdg==
  171. Not good best work but still hits
  172. Max Lieberman avatar
    Yall can park in my driveway
  173. Who’s coming?
  174. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m out
    Max Lieberman
  175. Matt avatar
    I’m coming on scooter
  176. Reacted 🖕 to “I’m out”
  177. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m in
  178. Max Lieberman avatar
    Meet at my place
  179. Can’t be late then!
  180. Haha fuckers got yall
  181. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m out 😔
  182. Max Lieberman avatar
    We used to be a proper country
  183. Matt avatar