Monday, November 3, 2025

How I be feeling

Inside job

Just like the nfl

I think nfl is less rigged than Charlie getting merced

You have got to be fucking kidding me

Mahomes goat

A legendary doink

Anyone want to go to Jerry’s for mnf to watch Dan and myself duke it out in fantasy

Think they still have the pumpkin spice pudding shots?

They’ll be unloading the remainder of them

Is your game currently close?

You weren’t even going to field a team

Extremely!

I know, it was dumb of me to be honorable

Bender was certain of a victory for both the packers and his fantasy team and here we are

That’s not true

I did not ever, at any time say that the packers or my fantasy team would win

You did you said Jordan Love was going to give em the ol razzle dazzle

Did I?

He gave them birthday gifts

Nice little interceptions

Yall doing this?

I’m intrigued

I could be down but that would require transport

Assuming you woulddroving over there, evan

Yeah I’m down

I can drive

It’s important that everyone attend

I call a ride in Evan’s car

What if it’s a tie!?!

I’ll bring my Bowie knife

I’m not picking you up

Hell yeah cut that dick off

Oh?

I’m intrigued by this Jerry’s proposal

I’m doing hot pot and I think I’m having a coronary event, likely sodium related

But man is it worth it

Lfg

Darnold is elite

15/15 250 and 4 tds is insane

Wait until the lights get bright baby

He’s ready this time

Sam Darnold would be unstoppable with someone like Justin Jefferson on his team I bet he would win lots of games

Reacted 😂 to a movie

Amazing

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I am confirmed for Jerry’s tonight

Can I have a ride Evan

Yessir

Probably around 4:45 if that’s cool to compensate for traffic

Kyle do I need to pass by your house too

Aye

K

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Might have to fuck around and cook up a Jerry’s parlay

Hell yeah

God forbid a white guy catch a lil motion

Might have to cook up a little k for Jerry’s

Save some for me please

I’d like to be on ketamine

It will make it easier to tolerate dans gloating

Evan you’re pretty favored at this point

Stop with your dark magic

I just hope Dan ends the night covered in hummus and Malort and curds

Someone bring some hummus

And what if I just want to casually abuse drugs Cullen

???

So what if I have a penis, Evan

Absolute fighting words

So what if I have a Penix

Wha a gross day we have here

Try sucking it off

I’m ready now

I’ll be a little behind

Prolly a little after kick