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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

  1. Matt avatar
    Sounds like a bastard to me
  2. I can’t get this baby to wake up and eat
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shake him
  4. Matt avatar
  5. Not interested
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s just vibin in his onie
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How long you on paternity for?
  8. Matt avatar
    5 weeks
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not bad
  10. Matt avatar
    Daniel Miller
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    We need More baby memes
  12. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1351203603281801221
  13. https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/1351180549449265153
  14. Jesus Christ that’s cynical
  15. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/rellortnocon/status/1350952701706842113
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My god
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2 hooooneeee
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Don’t make me horny, that’s a T
  20. You make me horny again, you’re out of here
    Daniel Miller
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1351379873797967872?s=21
  22. Wait, wait, wait. Was it his penis, or just a penis?
  23. Matt avatar
    look at that dude, he isn’t sending pics of his real dick
    Cullen Conway
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is the world coming to when we have people sending dick pics that are not their own
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude has already been fired
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone trying to go up this week?
  27. Forecast looks bleak
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’m out anyhow
  29. So I hope it sucks shit
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t think I can go but next week guys
  31. It’ll be extra lit
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’m still down for a pto day midweek some point here soon
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Moto beni
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah this week looks like shit
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well, alysa is gonna get vaccinated tomorrow
  36. So soon I’ll have a t suggs sucking my dinger
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    What?
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The vaccine turns people into t Suggs
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    I see
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And thus
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    T Sizzle
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My dinger will be sucked
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can we send this to Heather’s dad?
  44. https://apple.news/AlakqIkYuRr2JCKn_ey_XJA
  45. I get tickled when conservative people are wrong about markets, it gets me going
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Absolutely
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d also like an invite to Montana
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle, T Suggs does not have a widdle mouth
  49. Just FYI
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then you may not want to harass him with stock info
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hmm
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But you could buy a mansion on flathead lake
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/firenzemike/status/1351613163440115714?s=21
    Daniel Miller
  54. This isn’t a joke
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do it
  56. Yeah, but he has little teeth, which is good for a suckin,
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kyle coming in hot with the replies!
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Look Dan, we all know how I feel about Heather’s dad
  59. And I also have not received an invite to their mansion
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My work has agreed to let me work remotely from Steam
    Evan Bbbender
  62. And will reimburse my fuckwater expenses
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Loved an attachment
  64. That’s an annual bonus if I’ve ever heard of one
  65. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/jaymboller/status/1351537740030988289
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt, are you fueling the drive for the position single handedly?
    Daniel Miller
  67. Have you written a bot constantly harry Elon online
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt Daddy is back, and he still loves Elon
  69. Also, I think that ad is more about stuff like this, but I really don’t know/care
  70. https://www.dnaindia.com/technology/report-tesla-chief-elon-musk-game-developer-who-sent-him-same-tweet-for-22-weeks-spacex-286920
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    O who am I kidding. I want Elon’s fuckwaters
  72. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1351579818769473540
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Should they? No. But does anyone (other than bills fans) want to watch bills vs Henne led chiefs?
  74. Matt avatar
    I want to beat Mahomes not Henne too
  75. But postponing the game would be ridiculous
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Agreed
  77. Matt avatar
    A free pass to the superbowl would be cool but people would be insufferable about it
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wouldn’t put it past the NFL though
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk the nfl loves mahomes
  80. They suck his dick a lot
  81. Matt avatar
    I’m definitely not saying I expect to win
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is he out for sure?
  83. Matt avatar
    No
  84. Chefs don’t have to say anything about when he’ll be back but we’ll see if he starts practicing he’s on at least step 3 of protoco
  85. 3 of 5
  86. If we play Henne I expect to win. Otherwise I’m just hoping for a good game
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah bills would def be favored if Henne plays
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m certainly not hoping for a replay of the nfc championship game last year
  89. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1351618927474851840
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle, can I get you the bumper sticker that says, “stay home if you’re sick, come over if you’re thicc #COVID-19”
    3
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Absolutely
  92. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/SmilingObject/status/1351613416134217732
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    His last day
  94. Matt avatar
    nah tomorrow is just the storm right?
  95. Daniel Miller avatar
    I was referring to Biden, tomorrow they will announce he’s actually been dead for weeks
    Matt