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Monday, January 18, 2021

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.oregonlive.com/realestate/2021/01/adult-filmmakers-buy-portlands-famous-blackberry-castle-for-4-million.html
  2. We got a porn studio in forest park now
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck yeah
  4. Let’s spy on it
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    I approve
  6. Not sure why you need a mansion for porn, but that’s cool
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m back on the horse
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck yeah spread it
  9. Let’s go saints
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck the saints
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Get a yums hums
  12. Oops instead
  13. Are we Braite again?
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, get drunk
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Rob Noest
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My PlayStation handle is Mr_Noest
  18. And every time I turn my ps4 on I say “Mr Noest”
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Plz get a stop saints
  20. Stop my dick
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Put jameis in
  22. Cowards
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    If the saints win, Kamara might fuck yo dick
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t care
  25. I don’t want Tom Brady to go to the super bowl
  26. Matt avatar
    The saints suck
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    They do
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goddamnit
  29. Tom Brady is coming to lambeau
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    😈
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And their stupid super team is good
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    What a luxury concern
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck Tom Brady
  34. He just ended drew Brees’ career
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tiiiight
  36. Tight
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s it
    Cullen Conway
  38. Steams coming to me
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well fuck drew brees and good riddance
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I really feel like the Vikings got the better of Brees
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well I made $11 off these games
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jokes on everyone who’s not you
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    $11.50
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whoooa
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah bro
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Slow down there
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not heard, “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!”
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I wish we were there now
  49. Not now
  50. But you know
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/oldtakesexposed/status/1351003892109225987?s=21
  52. Pretty big troll
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Boy did he have a bad year
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/skarlamangla/status/1351028232016044035?s=21
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why are they dying
  56. Is it the Democrats?
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/roshan_rinaldi/status/1348847909039722500?s=21

  58. This congresswoman sucks
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel Miller
  60. Remember how game of thrones ended?
  61. Because this is a reminder
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    The great betrayal
  63. The show runners are making the three body problem next
  64. Have you read that?
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No I haven’t
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    Chinese Sci Fi
  67. P good
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Chinee?
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You have to watch the whole thing
  71. Every time
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/1351000554504388611?s=21
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean
  74. Have you heard the legend of Aaron Rodgers in the nfc championship game?
  75. Matt avatar
    The packers better not let a washed up AFC qb take their conference
  76. Matt avatar
    No mlk steezing?
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nah
  78. Matt avatar
    Cullen could you hear that boat this morning? Saw lots of crying on Reddit about it when I was up at like 4
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I heard it
  80. It was annoying but not that bad
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    No, what was it?
  82. Matt avatar
    I guess some boat was blasting its horn for like an hour last night and half the town could hear it
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where’s all the insurrection
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    That was me
  85. I’m going to a March at peninsula park in an hour
  86. Supposed to be big
  87. Amanda has seen some huge trucks with masked men on the block and is wondering if the proud boys are here
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The champ is here
  89. Daniel Miller avatar
    The champ is here
  90. Is today a day for a bike ride??
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Man that does sound really nice actually
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s yum out
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s yums hums
  94. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt, give us a baby report? Would baby again?
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just shaved my head
  96. Daniel Miller avatar
    Pic us down
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Momentarily
  98. Matt avatar
    Baby is pretty chill
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MattDaniel Miller
  100. Matt avatar
    He’s wearing Bruce’s outfit
  101. Daniel Miller avatar
    haha
  102. That is very much a dad selfie
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So baby Damian?
  104. Matt avatar
    Yep
  105. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt
  106. I took that same photo in those same clothes
  107. Also Kyle
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can I call him Dame?
    Daniel Miller
  109. Matt avatar
    Yeah we do
  110. Dame Dolla
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s Dame Time every time he shids
  112. Matt avatar
    Go bash some fash for me Cullen
    Cullen Conway
  113. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/_Floodlight/status/1350909470017155073
  114. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk if I agree with that
  115. One is way more responsibility but way more money
  116. The other you can do high and drunk
  117. Matt avatar
    brother i am toasted coding every day
  118. get good
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  120. Matt avatar
    I’ve also spent countless hours coding for fun and 0 hours cooking for other people for fun
  121. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah part of it might be how much time you have spent coding
  122. Majority of it was probably toasted
  123. And/or you learned toasted
  124. But regardless
  125. If you fucked up there is a lot more at stake
  126. Matt avatar
    I would take a stimulating desk job any day over serving again
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Than if you made an order of food wrong
  128. Matt avatar
    I would take a boring desk job any day over serving again
  129. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Definitely
  130. But the wages are way different
  131. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m smashing some fash
    Matt
  132. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You can’t 9-5 and serve
  133. Matt avatar
    Does “having responsibility” make something “hard”?
  134. Don’t think so
  135. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I definitely think any desk job I’ve had has been harder than either of the minimum wage jobs I had
  136. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/EvelKneidel/status/1351223238806929419
  137. Cullen Conway avatar
    This March is pretty big
  138. No fash yet tho
  139. Heading south on MLK
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m confused about the nature of this March
  141. Is it an MLK March
  142. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  143. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or a stop the steal
    Cullen Conway
  144. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1351233198253092864
    Daniel Miller
  145. Cullen Conway avatar
    Apparently a redneck in a truck just drove into the crowd. I peeled off like 5 minutes before that
  146. Amanda’s friend just texted about it. Said it was freaky but didn’t report any injuries
  147. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Crazy, but not surprising
  148. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not at all, I kept envisioning it at intersections
  149. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Good to hear it sounds like no one was hurt
  150. Cullen Conway avatar
  151. There was a fully decked out cop on this roof
  152. The crowd was giving him so much shut
  153. Shit
  154. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did anyone say acab?
  155. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol absolutely
  156. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that was a joke
  157. Cullen Conway avatar
    They were telling him to jump off the roof and that his mother didn’t love him
  158. Those weren’t even the most aggressive ones
  159. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s good
  160. They should say those things
  161. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I believe there is one cop who isn’t a bastard
  162. Eugene Goodman
    Daniel Miller