Sunday, January 17, 2021

Doink

Cum

Let’s go Buffalo

Let’s go Buffalo

Heeeey ayyyyy ayyy yaaaay

There is a doctor in the room and I just accidentally clapped and yelled

Was it about roughing the passer?

I clapped for the shitty punt and yelled at that last flag

Can’t control

Things you shouldn’t do

Give the ball to singletary

Davis should have caught that

Listen

Gabriel Davis is a star

And he will have his say

He should have caught that

Agree

I want to clap loudly

I’m going to get kicked out of this hospital

Just stuffed Lamar

Big play bills

He had Diggs

Oh man

Love that John brown

Omg

Christ

How did he biff that guy

Great d bills

Dpi k

LETS GO BUFFALO

LETS GOOOOO BUFFALO

HAY AYE AYE YAY

HAAYYY YAY AYEE YAAAY

Easy for Evan to root after his team won

What

What

Anyone else kinda
Drunk?

So like

LETS GO BUFFALOOOO

If the pack had lost do you think you’d be rooting this way?

DIGGGGGGGGGGGS

I LOVE IT

I LOVE IT

I LOOOOVE IT

Oops

That was for Kuato

That was 100+ yard yht return

Bro

You killed lamar

Diggs is so good

SANDSTORM

ITS OVER

Fuck yeah

I haven’t slept I’m mustering all of the excitement I can

Bro afc is trash 🗑

Matt, you’re really having a week

What can I say it’s my year

Just wait til it’s a brown/bills
AFC championship

I'm sorry, tjbaff a giant shito

Explain tjbaff

That’s an inside joke

Not sure why I dropped it here

Congrats Matt

Horny as hell

Bro

I’m drunk as hell

I’m sleep drunk

Man

So hyped for you

https://twitter.com/WhitmerThomas/status/1350666569437700098?s=20

Hey Matt

You’re the fucking man

And god bless you and the fucking bills

No jokes

Guys

The bills are playing in the afc championship against the browns

Smash those tables

I’m so hungover

I am on my first shift of solo duty

How’s it going?

Are you terrified yet?

Mostly just sleepy

What’s the poop situation

He’s got my GI tract. Lots of poop

Did he have a 101 yard pick six yet?

No but he concussed Lamar again with his big head

Where was trace mcsorley

https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/1350654014464126977?s=10

NFC is the geriatric conference

I just liked the Simpsons reference

Honestly I don’t like the revenge game narrative but I really hope Kareem hunt balls out today

Is that the dems fault?

It’s America’s fault

Is steam open yet

It’s not open 24/7?

I think they close it down when they need a fuckwater restock

Evan, how you feeling today?

Miserable

How many Valium’s you at?

Just one

Better make it two

Fuckwaters that is

Oh I’m stocked on fuckwater

Do you think fuckwater replenishes cum like drinking milk does?

Share your stash bro

No way man

This is all mind

My understanding is that he’s home and horny

We came home at like 10 last night

Jen had a long night I’ve been on early morning shift

Did you Jaqb

Jaq?**

Constantly

Do newborns just require someone to be up and watching them constantly?

I believe so

Humans aren’t born really as viable creatures like other animals

They have a shitload of development left outside the uterus

Yeah I just meant like constant supervision

Unrelated

Like can both parents sleep at the same time

Anyone want to go to the big steam (mountain) tomorrow?

None

Zero

Nothing but rain and clear skies for the past like week

But there’s groomers!!!

I’m out for tomorrow

Too hungover today

But you get to watch young people play football

Then old people

Oh that’s not good

But I’m going to screenshot that for posterity

Jk

Wait

You were driving!

I thought Elon took the wheel

Thank god for Elon

Am I right guys?

Elon. Who doesn’t love Elon?

The people working in his emerald mine

Evan, you made quite the mess at my
Place last night

I’m very sorry

I was so drunk

To taste this chicken

Evan, is the human shit in my back yard from you?

Yes

I shit in your backyard

Anyone getting back in that horse today?

No thank you

Evan, benzos count as a horse

It helps hangovers

Damn this is gonna be a bad game isn’t it

Unfortunately probably

Not everyone has Josh Allen

The best play of that game was not Josh Allen

But it was also an insane int

That was called summing your inner Josh Allen

summoning

Yorsh

Ahhh

Yorsh!!

I’ll Yorsh to that

Please don’t make me puke

You were all about the Yorsh yesterday

Couldn’t get enough

I’m paying for it now

Have you been yelling D-Willy?

Too hungover

I’ve been yelling SHEETS KIMGDOM

I think my whole neighborhood is as listening to Sheets Kingdom

Sheets

KING

DOOOM

I’m finally having a beer

Very nice

Evan, take a Yorsh

Cant

Until the browns get a yht

Might be a sober day

True

Welp

I’ve done it

You’ve done what?

The worst feeling

You lost them?

Yes

They fell out of the charger?

I have no idea

Doink

Or you had them loose floating around somewhere?

Doink

I think that

I checked all my DOINKS though

You should get 1 point for a Doink

I think DOINKS should be worth more than making it

Interesting

End of game, down 4, have to go for a Doink

Yorsh time

*vomits in throat*

You should be having 2 I can’t believe they fucked up that first one

Yorsh!!

It’s true

Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh! Yorsh

Guys, I made puddin’ shots

Are they terrible?

are they Yorsh puddin shots?

ChAd henny time baby

That didn’t look bad

Why is he so concussedp

Helmet hit his shoulder

He looked like he didn’t know where he was

Yeah he was clearly dazed

His own helmet hit his shoulder?

I didn’t see his head smack on anything

I think they need to go for the doink

No defenders did. I didn’t think he took a big hit to the head there

If pat daddy is concussed and bills play a mahomesless chiefs

They’re going to the sb

But then again

Oh no...

They’re going to the sb anyways

Taysom Hill is inactive

THATS IR

IT

IM GOING TO STEAM

https://twitter.com/LeighStewy/status/1350861258736730113

ACAB

Wow

“Listen I’m as proud as the next boy, but I could lose my job here guys 😬”

Hareem!

Shit just got interesting

Wow

I love seeing Kareem get that yht

*Hareem

Excuse me

Mahomes is out

Shits real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8bzZEtOcb8

Oh wow

He certainly choked there

THIS IS CENSORSHIP OF FREE DPEECH

THEY MOLONED MY LABE

Beat by Henne

We came so close to seeing either the Browns or the Bills in the superbowl

If mahomes is out next week though

I’m not counting on that

What if the bills get henne’d?!?

He won’t be able to practice but it’s mostly just a game off for him

The bills will not get henne’d I can promise you that

That last offensive drive is what pisses me off the most. What was the surrender index on that punt?

Cullen

Surrender index

https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1350939468073730048?s=21

not the most egregious but still fucking pathetic

season on the line man!

they bet against Henne

It’s not a bad bet to be fair

Cullen

What was the surrender index on my widdle mouth

100

Anyone trying to join me for a quick steamer?

You becoming a real regular there?

They know me

They call me “widdle mouth”

I might be forced to root for the packers in the NFC at this point, not a fan of these other teams

I want the saints to win this

oh for sure

but I dislike the saints a little bit too

But no taysom hill

So they’re fucked

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2662311

I think my kid could go through that

I love watching Brady get sacked

🤤