Saturday, January 16, 2021
Should I eat mushrooms or just get stoned and drunk tonight?
Should I eat mushrooms and get stoned and drunk tonight?- Do this ^^^
I think that sounds lovely- He does have a point
- Big update on my weekend plans
I feel like these are a few of the only press releases Trump actually wrote- Weed, alcohol and mushrooms it isCullen Conway
The 15th is the birthday of the guy who threw his shoes at Bush too, seems like a good date2- It’s lookin like tonight?
- I fuckin hope so
- She’s like 6.5cm and they’re about to hit her with some pitosin so we’ll see
- That means nothing to me
- But she got the epidural just a little while ago so she’s feeling fine now
- 10cm we start pushin
- P
- It
- O
- W
- Oo
- Ps
- Wtf my laptop fuckin up
- haha
- Are you measuring?
- Pitosin is supposed to speed things up
- I’m sitting in the hospital room reading twitter I’m not measuring shitDaniel Miller
- They’re strapping all sorts of shit to her at the moment trying to speed things up
- Running a tight shift here I guess
- How’s she doing?
- She calm?
- Now that they gave her the good good she is
- Apparently this shit hurtsDaniel Miller
- Did you ask for some?
- How are YOU feeling?
- Just confirmed with Alice, apparently birth does hurt
- Do you remain horny?
- Well they wouldn’t give me any of the fentanyl so I’m kind of madCullen Conway
- Also I left my beer in the car
- That’s fine, there’s plenty of fentanyl in the hospital
- You just gotta go looking
- Kyle, if you end up going Xbox I’ll get you this
- Suuuuuper chill
- Y’all see that Von Miller is being investigated
- Von Miller was behind the insurrection?
- The insurrection of beating his wife
- Now that’s my kinda hipster clickbait
- https://youtu.be/2AoMSdow2qs2
- Soon, Matt will have a beer coaster too2
- Will someone bring a nice blow tooth tomorrow?Daniel Miller
- The audio was being weird last time
- And I want to be able to hear Rony Tomo
- Would you guys rather be deaf or blind but extremely wealthyEvan Bbbender
- I ve got a new awesome speakerCullen Conway
- Got you covered
- No
- I’d give up my sense of smell maybe
- You have to pick one
- That’s the question.
- So you don’t get any money if you pick deaf
- ?
- Correct
- Just like your life right now but deaf
- Still the luxury of sight though
- What do you choose eveN?
- Easily deaf
- You know you’d sound fucking weird if you’re deaf?
- I love seeing
- Like women wouldn’t like you
- That’s fine
- You’d be taking to them and sounding really stupid
- I think I might be a niche fetish
- But he would be rich
- No he wouldn’t
- Oh
- He gets no money for being deaf
- That’s prolly why I’m taking blind
- But you must choose
- I don’t agree
- Yeah I’d probably choose blond and rich
- At least that way I wouldn’t have to work
- Nah I’m prolly going deaf too
- Nah bling
- Can I do both?
- I’m 100% deaf
- Yes you can do bothCullen Conway
- How rich do you mean?
- Billionaire?
- Half billyianaire?
- Billionaire
- Like Matt hates you
- Blind for sure
- Why not choose deaf?
- But
- If you’re blind and a billionaire you can’t use your billions to find some restorative cure
- Deaf is better though for sure
- Blind for sure
- Wat?
- Deaf isn’t a billionaire
- How would you text?
- You don’t get money for deaf
- How would you see?
- Better question?
- Would you rather be scary high all the time?
- Or?
- Like scary high when you ate that cookie
- And couldn’t ride your bike home
- Yes, that high
- What’s the alternative
- Never ending pandemic
- Oh god
- Honestly I think I’d lose my mind if I were that high forever
- I’d definitely lose my job
- You certainly couldn’t ride your bike
- Or interact with your Uber driver
- Were you uncomfortable or were you just beyond that
- I was beyond the normal range of petty human emotions
- I ascended
- It sounded like a scary ascension
- Aye. Go dux tho
- I wonder if baby is here yet
- Where’s the baby
- I never noticed how amazing the last line is here
- Which mad max is better?
- Fury Road or road warrior?
- McFeasting
- Baby update?
- Fury roadCullen Conway
- Kyle
- How is that mushroom-weed-alcohol-cigarette combo working?
- Will someone please give me a billion dollars
- I want to trickle
- Evan Bbbender
- KUATO LIVES!!!!
- Congratulation!!!!
- Thanks dawg
- When does he get his bills mafia brand?
- In a ceremony after the circumcision
- Who are you anointing as his bills-father
- Ok one more time though
- Josh Allen is his godfatherEvan Bbbender
- Can we get dean Blandino wishing kuato a happy birthday
- Or name say
- Congrats!!!!!!!
- Omg
- I’m so excited for you!!!
- Bruce finally has an hombre
- A soul brother
- Yoooo
- Congrats Matt
- May need to break into the jaqs early
- Kyle coming in hot from the mushroom zoneCullen Conway
- Kyle
- Should Matt and I eat mushrooms
- Wait a minute
- How much does baby K weigh
- whoa
- KUATO LIVES
- Daniel Miller
- That’s kuato!!
- I know
- I’ve avoided looking at that for decades now, it’s too much
- Start the generator
- Bad news guys
- I woke up horny
- Uh oh
- Horningtons acying up
- I installed a widdle mouth in sheet stadiumDaniel Miller
- Perfect, I’ll be fucking it later
- Bio: male seeking widdle mouth, will travelEvan Bbbender
- So much of that nasty black tar poop this kid is a shit machine
- Mmm black tar
- Meconium!
- How big is young kuato?
- https://twitter.com/danegado/status/1350502694872469504?s=20
- I bought a bag of jalapeño chips, but no one will be eating them
- Cullen
- Will there or won’t there be a fire
- I can’t bring my fire pit, it’s been decommissioned
- Then no
- And please byod
- I’ll bring a speaker though and my own dCullen Conway
- Wtf dan you said you could bring the fire pit
- We will have to find a way to carry on
- That’s it!Cullen Conway
- I’m going to steam
- Your coming to sheet stadium. And I won’t hear another word of it
- That’s a hit to morale
- That goes for you too Kyle
- What’s the speaker for?
- Sexy dance party?
- Speaker is for the TV audio
- So we don’t have to use computer sound
- Ah
- You guys gonna hike over ?
- Bike
- I miiiiight walk frances
- It’s a bit ambitious though
- Sheets kingdooooom!!!
- SHEETS
- KIIIIINGDOOOOM
- Yeah I was considering perhaps a walk
- But that’s v far
- Yeah Frances would be home alone otherwise and I feel bad
- It’s a nice day for a bike though
- How would you return home? WAK as well?
- Maybe
- Matt said he might be able to pick me up
- Should I bring me dog
- You should
- I can likely give people a ride
- Masked of course
- 👍
- I would enjoy that
- Are you bringing your mezzir
- So Kyle
- If you wanna walk I was going to leave soon
- How soon
- Like 10
- I was going to arrive early
- And crack a few crispies
- Na Will just meet over there
- Kk
- Is this hang just for the pack game?
- That depends on level of activation
- It’s for life broCullen Conway
- It just would factor into my preparation
- Plan for both just in case
- If the packers win I’m getting buck
- If they lose I’m getting buck
- I’m too horny for this much cum
- In our America
- Cum wins
- Evan
- Steal some adderal
- Too late baby
- I know
- Dan, steal adderal
- Yeah dan do it
- I’d like to be sped up in time
- Is that how it works!
- Sheets kingdom baby
- We out here
- We gaining weight
- We drinkin
- How many steps you at?
- 7600 from my house to cullens
- What about Frances
- A lot more than that
- Kyle Derrick2
- Is that what you always eat them out of?
- This is so chill
- No not usually but desperate times
- I love this photo
- Bro you make a David guetta babyMatt
- Bro’s
- Come now plz
- Yeah cum now
- Kyle
- Are you a tax pro?
- 7lb 3oz big ass head thoughDaniel Miller
- Hmm yeah that ain’t no Hercules baby
- But I’m very pleased to hear about the head size
- Yeah he’s only 38 weeks when normally they come closer to 40
- 2
- Oh man already sportin
- So dope
- Cullen made pudding shotsDaniel Miller
- https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2Fimages%2F166709bf8076f8454c501a0355a107d6%2Ftenor.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2F13041182&tbnid=ENQfui9bcYBQtM&vet=1&w=220&h=172&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fi
- Pfft that doesn’t work
- Well I’m On my way!
- Bring drugs
- Is anyone bringing their Emilio estevez
- I’m gonna fuck a puddin
- Who wants my 10 piece chiggen
- What
- Is it chill to crack a beer as I walk down rosa?
- Yes
- Walk down haight instead
- If the bills win tonight I’m 3D printing a tiny table to smash this baby through2