Alice
The wife of [[Daniel Miller]] and mother of [[Bruce]]. Mentioned in the corpus **100 times** continuously from **2020-08-12** to **2026-05-10**, and one of four named non-member spouses (alongside [[Heather (disambiguation)|Heather]], [[Amanda]], and [[Mercedes]]).
Alice
The wife of Daniel Miller and mother of Bruce. Mentioned in the corpus 100 times continuously from 2020-08-12 to 2026-05-10, and one of four named non-member spouses (alongside Heather, Amanda, and Mercedes).
Alice is the wife of Daniel Miller and the mother of Bruce. She enters the corpus on 2020-08-12 in a Daniel Miller logistical aside ("I tried telling Alice that Cullen would be drinking and it wouldn't really matter where we were. That was not very persuasive though"), making her the first non-member spouse named in the chat — predating both Amanda (2020-08-27) and the chat's first reference to Heather (2020-09-11).
Pregnancy and Bruce's birth (2020)
The chat tracks Alice's pregnancy with Bruce in real time across autumn 2020. On 2020-09-17 Daniel posts the chat's only documented analytical observation about parental leave allocation:
"Alice will be on maternity leave all winter. That means I can ski right?" "I'm taking two months but Alice is taking 4" — Daniel Miller, 2020-09-17
By 2020-10-06 Alice and Daniel have spent a precautionary night in the hospital, and by 2020-10-30 Daniel is reporting the start of the labor process directly:
"Labor hasn't quite started, they are still pumping Alice full of fentanyl and petocen" — Daniel Miller, 2020-10-30
Bruce is born on Halloween 2020. Daniel's same-day report on Alice's recovery — "O yes, alices perenium looks like a war zone" (2020-10-31) — is the chat's most clinical post-partum field note and remains, by editorial consensus, unimprovable.
The breastfeeding theory
Across early 2021 the chat develops a sustained interest in Alice's breast milk as a medical intervention. On 2021-01-04:
"Alice is getting vaccinated, so I will be breastfeeding" — Daniel Miller, 2021-01-04
Followed a week later by:
"Does anyone know if drinking Alices breast milk will give me covid immunity?" — Daniel Miller, 2021-01-11
The question received no clinical response and is treated by the encyclopedia as the chat's most fully realized engagement with maternal immunology.
Recurring roles
Across 2022–2026 Alice settles into several recurring functions in the corpus:
- Costco bouncer. Daniel Miller, 2024-05-31: "Alice: can you go to Costco tomorrow / Me: no, I'm slamme. I have almost 2 hours of work and a 4 hour lunch to attend."
- Hoen co-RSVP. "Alice and I are going to montelupo at 5" (2024-02-18); "Alice coming too" (2024-11-01); "Alice gonna be there" (2025-05-23).
- Veto authority. "Alice said no" — Daniel Miller, 2025-10-29 — the corpus's shortest documented chat-attendance reversal.
- Restaurant scout. "Alice goes a lot if you want to ask her" (2026-03-10); "Alice has recommended this" (2024-03-15).
- Greta Gerwig connection. "Greta Gerwig is family friend of Alices' family. Run into her frequently, I will pass long the feedback." — Daniel Miller, 2022-10-24.
- Safety officer / No Kings correspondent. Daniel Miller, 2026-03-28: "Look for Alice, she's working as a safety officer there." Cullen Conway confirms within the hour: "We ran into Alice immediately."
"Alice has unlimited puss"
The chat's most-cited Alice line is by Kyle Derrick on 2023-04-21, in the course of an unrelated thread the encyclopedia is unwilling to reconstruct:
"Alice has unlimited puss" — Kyle Derrick, 2023-04-21
The line received no immediate engagement and has not been repeated. It is preserved here for the historical record and — as with several other one-off Kyle utterances of the period — is not endorsed.