Monday, January 11, 2021

I don’t think those ideas are mutually exclusive

But I’m into it

I’m also for weaponizing the homeless against the far right

Still working out how that could be done though

Arm the oppressed duh

Idk if I consider “homeless” an oppressed class

I was thinking more along the lines of making them into suicide bombers

Yes

I can confirm it will

But only if made into a gif

Have you tried cutting her breast milk with a little yorcht?

That walk-off touchdown was amazing

That’s how you start!

Big oops

Manor oops

Major

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1348383815450947589

We’re you watching on Nickelodeon?

I hate auto apostrophe

I typed were and I meant were

I watched a little bit of the stream

Pretty funny

Every broadcast should have the end zone slime for sure

Did they actually put Hey Arnold’s head as the football periodically?

Ya know, football head

Great start by the Steelers

This rules Ben sucks so bad

Check out that award under career highlights and awards

https://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/1348439573802733568?s=20

Spoiler alert goddamnit

I just saw Landry catch that

Hahaha

Need a better stream?

So far this is amazing

I love this

I took one of heathers Mexican klonopin and I’m on the verge of drooling

Lol

Weekend Benzo binge

It’s my favorite kind baby

You’re going to be in Russia seeking coma therapy soon bro

Did you poison my tea

Also I got a few more if you need one Matt

Also I hope this game is a wild shootout that ends with a juju fumble

I hope this continues to be a thrashing

But they don’t have their head coach

But Pitt sucks like someone has been saying for months now

They don’t usually suck against the browns

This is so fun

This is so good

Bring out mason

Ben is so bad

We are going to get Mason

Let’s get more Kareem hunt

He’s got a nasty d

I fucking love this

Matt, did you print that pussy yet?

Kareem hunt gets it fucking done

Were you listing to Pussy Print when you printed it?

Find me a 3d pussy print model please

I have one for my Bussy if you’d like that

That’ll do

What material will you be using?

WE WANT HUNT

Undecided

I like hunt more than Chubb

Whoa

What happened for it to get to 28-0?

Have you not been watching?

It’s been glorious

Not at all

It’s so dank

Let me guess

A pick six

Another int

Bad snap

2 ints

You know it’s almost like the Steelers are playing without their head coach rather than the browns

Ben’s just lofting em up there

Oh man he’s so bad

Mason! Mason! Mason!

I just ate too much chiggin

ANOTHA ONE

My god

Hell yeah

66 yards and 3 ints

That’s a nice like -5.4 fantasy points

Mason!

Mason!

Mason!

https://twitter.com/XMbHWFpbX/status/1348241886545207296

https://twitter.com/brokep/status/1348194329005875203

What if the browns lose this

Would be pretty funny tbh

I agree

https://twitter.com/ConorOrr/status/1348407215661731843

That’s awesome

That ma be a bit above children’s heads but also awesome

That’s what’s awesome about it, Evan

O

China

Evan looking at his texts

Why is Mexican klonipin danker?

Just higher mg?

Idk it makes my pp feel nice

I’ve changed my opinion

The browns are absolutely going to lose this game

Unless Ben wants to throw another int

Mason would have won

Ben’s gonna won it

Juju’s gonna win it you mean

I mean browns offense is doody

Doody seems a bit strong

They’ve lost their mojo baby

Also horrible play calling

Handoff to Chubb twice

For you know like 2 yards total

This is where the browns implode

Tim is having a melt down

But it’s a very browns thing to do

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love

Cullen loves that episode

We got a surrender index on that punt?

https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1348477973066866697?s=21

https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1348477974136434688?s=21

Oh they got a yhc

A yummy hummus chubby

Chubber

That should ice it

Chubby Daddy

That’s it

I’m going to steam

Bro we know you’re there now

😈

They moved the PGA championship in 2022 away from a trump course

He’s gotta be fuming over all these events

Yeah I’m just over here like come ooon

Come onn

Do something

There’s no goodbye

There’s just Trump news network

Happy Blaire Walsh day

This happened exactly 5 years ago

Oh yeah that one

Yesterday was randy miss disgusting act day

This game is wild

Chubb gets stronger

As the game gets longer

😈

Career ending game for Ben?

Yup

This streak is longer than the billies by a year

https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1348411604287762437

So much content out of that Nickelodeon stream

65th pass of the nif

night

lol Parler login API hacked and someone scraped all their data. They were requiring drivers licenses to get verified

FUCK

I’m pretty sure all of the private messages and such leaked too

🤡🤡🤡

lrn2code nazis

DIES IST KIENE VERSCHLÜSSELTE SITE!!!

https://twitter.com/ChadBlue83/status/1348497293301977089

I love his hair

Steelers fans love destroying tvs

What was that other one where the guy breaks his tv then says he is gonna hang himself

That dude is straight sobbing

I’ve never cried after a loss

Fucking babies

Spoiled

OK I cried after the Bills first superbowl loss but I was like 8

https://youtu.be/uepj-he73P0

Evan, as a big Reddit guy, have you seen this talk of the underwater alien colonies that recently destroyed a Russian submarine and that we will soon be informed about?

I saw it

Yeah I seent it

Well

Do you think there's a secret master superpower race living in the ocean depths, Evan?

https://reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/kuouoa/i_know_someone_that_works_for_noaa_the_disclosure/

Haven’t you guys seen the 90s documentary “The Abyss”

Bro that’s from 89, come on

Well you just read the plot

FUCK

In a reddit thread

FUUUUCK

I think an update to that documentary came out recently

Called “underwater”

It’s got tj miller in it

Indeed

And Cthulhu

Was Underwater worth watching?

You know, I won’t say it’s good but I kind of liked it

Entertaining enough for a single viewing

Oh daddy my penis

All your cock is belong to us?

All your cock is belong to us!

Don’t ask me to do nothing

Dishes, nothing

I’m gonna kill myself

Pure poetry

https://twitter.com/knicks_tape99/status/1348434061824577537

https://twitter.com/vissersixxx/status/1348410645285363720

I do love Zorg

Gary oldMan at his best

OldMAN

Omg

Dougy P has been fired

For those of you with weed vapes, how often do you buy a new battery?

Usually when I lose them

So not due to it starting to fail

I’ve had the same one for like 3 years

Are they that cheap?

You just buy them from the weed store?

Online?

I just bought one at nectar and it works well

It was $20

I ordered that goofy pipe looking one the other day for $20 online

I feel like mine was like $50. It has multiple heat settings. But maybe getting a handful of cheap ones is the way to go

https://www.leafly.com/dispensary-info/treehouse-collective?menuItem=10135090&variant=7862374

$10

Well that didn’t work but I assume that’s what you guys mean

I got one called evolve or something and it has multiple heat settings

Though I usually just leave mine on “fuck my shit up”

https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1348726890668949517?s=21

I would have gone with the pee pee one

https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1348731325440733184?s=21

Lol he’s so pissed about the golf shit

More so than being fucking impeached again

So the FBI is intercepting plans for armed protests within all 50 states in the days leading up to the inauguration?

Where is Soros??

I think if you’re armed then it’s probably not a protest anymore

Agreed

2nd ammendment rights brother

That’s the verbiage from CNN

DON’T TREAD ON ME

DONT CUM IN ME

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1348622597886521346?s=21

It’s my right to cum

The call is coming from inside your house...

Yeah sadly idk how they would bet those people

Clearly there is a ton of overlap

I also like how people that are normally acab/defund the police are praising that one black cop from the capitol

Well the blue lives matter crowd showed they really meant black lives don’t matter

but still ACAB

Breaking the thin blue line is the only thing cops deserve praise for

I don’t even understand what that means

Is the thin blue the trump terrrosts?

I thought cops were supposed to be the thin blue line

Cops turning in other cops for being shitty is breaking the thin blue line

DONT CUM IN ME

He didn’t clean up shit

We cleaned that shit up

We also left a bunch of shit

Then we breathed it all 2 weeks later so I’d say we’re even

Incinerated just like at the dump

I’d be surprised if it wasn’t

Same

But maybe

It almost started there

We are the real heros tbh

braver than the cops for sure

Evan

Saints signed Blair Walsh to their practice squad in case covid disrupts their normal kicker

Man I want him to miss a big playoff kick for the Saints

Was Heather’s dad at the insurrection?

Too low class

Yeah that’s not his move

He’s just in for the money

And Christianity

And probably whiteness

Does he know that the Capitol police have a union?

Police unions are not unions

Does he know the Democrats stole the election?

Oh he definitely knows that

Matt, what have you printed so far?

Printing some housing for this 64x64 led matrix I have at the moment though

You got a 3D printer?

Ya

Can you 3D print my erect dick?

And/or my flaccid dick

Model it for me

Send over the gcode file

How to mode your dick for 3D printing

Did you miss our exchange with Matt planning to print my bussy?

Apparently

This thing is pretty sick though

Can you 3D print a bong?

I don’t see why not?

Flashlight made from Cullens bussy?

I absolutely need to find this model

I got a blackmail email demanding Bitcoin

Or else they will send a video of me wanking off to all my contacts

Was that email from demented Kyle?

Have any of you received unsanctioned wank vids?

Uhh

No peg

The email wants 5k in Bitcoin

And is from 12/23

How do they have your wank vids?

Oh

Your pornhub channel

No

YOUR CAMERA BRO

That’s a risk you took

Lets get directly to the point.

Not one person has paid me to check about you.

You do not know me and

PLA why

PLA is not fuckable IMO

I’m really just learning too but this thing is super fun

We are gonna blow past Kyle’s email message, eh?

Haha I’ve got a very similar one before, just check your spam folder

I like that he complimented your porn taste

Kyle you should respond to that email with a wank vid

Call that fuckers bluff and freak him out

That would be supreme

https://twitter.com/thescottcharles/status/1348734305686573057?s=21

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1348724548934402048

https://twitter.com/sernutilt/status/1348015280492924929