Bussy

A chat-internal anatomical noun, adopted by Cullen Conway on 2020-12-21 in the course of reading an article and propagated by all five founding members within seventy-two hours. Mentioned 105 times in the corpus across 2020-12-21 → 2026-04-24.

Bussy is the chat's preferred portmanteau of boy + pussy. It is one of the chat's most fully-conjugated body-parts nouns, attested in singular ("Hairy Bussy" — Evan Bbbender, 2020-12-25), plural ("Bussys for all" — Kyle Derrick, 2020-12-25), possessive ("my bussy is about to pop" — Kyle Derrick, 2020-12-24), genitive ("Cullen's bussy" — passim), and adjectival ("bussy balm" — Cullen Conway, 2021-01-03).

Etymology and reception

The chat first encounters the word — as a discovery from outside reading — on 2020-12-21:

"Just dipped into that article. I was unaware the LGTBQ community had coined 'bussy' for their asshole" — Cullen Conway, 2020-12-21

Within hours Kyle Derrick has produced "Bussy stax" (2020-12-21) and within two days Evan Bbbender has produced "There was some hot boi bussy down there" (2020-12-23). By Christmas Day 2020 the term has been adopted by Daniel Miller ("And a lil bussy") and is already producing the chat's first attested orthographic disagreement:

"Hairy Bussy" — Evan Bbbender, 2020-12-25, 17:12 UTC "Harry Bussy" — Evan Bbbender, 17:12 UTC (immediate self-correction) "Hairy Bussy" — Kyle Derrick, 17:12 UTC (chiming in) "Harry Bussy" — Evan Bbbender, 17:14 UTC (re-asserting)

The encyclopedia notes that Hairy Bussy (the descriptive) and Harry Bussy (the proper noun) are treated as distinct concepts in the corpus and have not been reconciled.

Bussy balm

The most ambitious commercial proposal in the early bussy thread is by Cullen Conway on 2021-01-03:

"It should be bussy balm or something like that" "Perhaps we should make a soothing balm for chaffed assholes called bussy balm" — Cullen Conway, 2021-01-03

The bussy balm product line has not, as of this writing, been launched. It is listed in the encyclopedia's crypto-pardon-theory-adjacent unrealized commercial proposals alongside Evan's Epstein card packs (see Epstein discourse) and Kyle's Epstein coin.

"Bussy-chugging hot wings"

The corpus contains a rare three-message simultaneous Daniel-and-Cullen co-authorship from 2021-01-24:

"We'll be bussy-chugging hot wings by noon" — Daniel Miller, 03:46 UTC "We'll be bussy-chugging hot wings by noon" — Cullen Conway, 03:46 UTC (independently) "We'll be bussy-chugging hot wings by noon" — Daniel Miller, 03:46 UTC (re-sending)

The triple repetition has been preserved by editorial consensus and is the only documented case in the corpus of two members independently producing the same five-word string.

Late-period: "wax our bussies"

By 2025 the term has settled into routine logistics. Cullen Conway, 2025-12-06, in the chat's most fully-developed bussy-grooming proposal:

"Evan and are are gonna wax our bussies at Evo at like 1:30 and grab a cheeky Loyal Legion pint if anyone needs their bussies serviced for the season and/or care for a pin" — Cullen Conway, 2025-12-06

The proposal — wax our bussies at Evo, then a cheeky pint — is the chat's most-cited example of routine wellness-and-leisure pairing and is a model for the Cheeky Pint article's bussy-adjacent category.

Editorial note

The encyclopedia treats bussy as load-bearing chat vocabulary on the same footing as hoen, shid, and fard. All four nouns share the chat's preference for one-syllable softening of an underlying coarser term, and all four have spawned secondary forms (hoeny / hoening, shiddier / shidding, fardy / fardier, bussys / bussy-chugging) that have entered routine use.

Bussy

Bussy

Etymology and reception

Bussy balm

"Bussy-chugging hot wings"

Late-period: "wax our bussies"

Editorial note

See also

See also