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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

  1. Matt avatar
  2. They were using a free trial on their 2FA service haha
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    They’ve been blackballed by the entire internet
  4. It’s crazy
  5. Apparently, we could’ve stopped trump years ago. We just needed a coordinated effort amongst a few software companies
  6. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/DaBabyDaBaby/status/652913113520578561
  7. Good business plan
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is there a targeting call in every college game?
  9. Matt avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ6_wsMlLdj/
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone wanna go hike and huck it tomorrow?
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What a miserable week
  12. Matt avatar
    🍍
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I may fuck Thursday
  14. If they get new snow Wednesday
  15. I can’t say I’ve seen them close wholesale before
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would do Thursday
    Daniel Miller
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    Thursday might rain
  18. But tough to two
  19. To two
  20. Damnit
  21. Oh I was reading Thursday night
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They also backed off new snow for Wednesday
  23. So that makes it more questionable
  24. Not gonna lie, not looking good
  25. But I am horny
  26. And recently developed my own covid vaccine
  27. Matt avatar
    Is it Cullen’s semen?
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    As if his seed would be potent enough to base a vaccine around
  29. ?
  30. Definitely not
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
  32. Tuscaloosa right now
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1348800626973700096?s=21
  34. Matt avatar
    Sheldon Adelson dead, a good day for gravedancing
  35. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1348996951879020548
  36. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1348821946478297093
    Evan Bbbender
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s my guy
  38. Satan’s Johnny Knoxville
  39. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JanNWolfe/status/1349009639753576457
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mmm rich dicks
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/asteadwesley/status/1348988647358537729?s=21
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol, what a silly device
  43. Like why give anyone who gets the ability to destroy the contents forever
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    I keep my chastity lock code on an IronKey
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that doesn’t seem very useful
  46. Matt avatar
    My work laptop bricks itself if you fail at logging in too much
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like forever?
  48. Matt avatar
    I haven’t tested it
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How many times is too many?
  50. Matt avatar
    Our phones used to brick after 5 times and we’d have to send them to IT
  51. I accidentally did that one once
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t feel too bad for a tech bro in California that can’t remember how to access the 7k Bitcoin he has on an external drive lo
  53. Matt avatar
    I also had access to a huge % of the insured populations PHI so they take security pretty seriously
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle, how often do you regret your load size and think, man I need some semenx?
  55. Also, is there a product to reduce ones load?
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No demand
  57. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1348840668236546049
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone have any molly for this upcoming mlk weekend?
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  60. Only if we get a snow day and you army crawl around the city
  61. Matt avatar
    Snow days not looking promising in the city this year
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah only if you’re in Texas
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  64. Matt avatar
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/james_benedetto/status/1348860386930552833?s=21
  66. This video is p wild
  67. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/notsofiacoppola/status/1348885754525618184
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/kylelove2tweet/status/1349023248697192463?s=21
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fascism, Communism, Socialism, when do we get some 21st century isms?
  70. I’m bored of all these people trying to sound like my grandparents
  71. Matt avatar
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hated video poker
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That guy was definitely an asshole
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, are the misspellings part of the joke?
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/01/04/the-plague-year
    Daniel Miller
  76. This piece is long but really good
  77. Matt avatar
    Yeah it’s part of da share z0ne’s bit
    Daniel Miller
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/reggiebush/status/1349089015819952128?s=21
  79. This woman just told Chuck that she got horny from the Capitol insurrection 😂
  80. To his face
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    She’s suffering from horningtons cullen
  82. Be sensistive
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    Clearly
  84. I love this
  85. Daniel Miller avatar
    Nothing like a woman screamin about how she got sexually excited
  86. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1349108757616336896
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    Think they’ll go through with it?
  88. Matt avatar
    Maybe?
  89. Republicans trying to wash their hands of Trump at the last possible moment sounds about right
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    If he gets removed, he can’t run again
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    You can move on him like a lame duck bitch when you’ll soon be the minority leader.
    Evan Bbbender
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lame duck bitch in heat**
  93. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1349053612073373698
  94. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/peaktransit/status/1348746924162043904
  95. https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1349123762780827648
  96. they’re actually going to do it
  97. Daniel Miller avatar
    wow
  98. I wonder if he loses secret service protection
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Woooooow