Wednesday, January 13, 2021

The amount of rain Meadows has gotten is the equivalent of 3feet of snow if it were colder

Smh

It isn’t looking great

The weather.gov site has a flood warning on the Meadows forecast lol

Good god

That is a disaster

I can’t tell if it’s just a blanket warning but it lists the cascades

And it’s in that forecast page

So yeah, pretty shitty

Let’s see what happens tomorrow

Yeah seems pretty unlikely

Jimmy John’s sandwiches fo all

LETS NOT RULE IT OUT YET

Anyone else lose power last night?

yes

Anyone else on drugs?

No to either but please go on

are you on weeeeeeeeed?

I just Injected mushrooms

guys like that are why we can’t have fun things

I think that’s how the last of us starts?

https://twitter.com/VottoPlantEmoji/status/1349262348633124865

One of our IBM contractors has a picture of a meat tenderizer pounding beef as his thumbnail in JIra

That seems borderline inappropriate, right?

Sounds like cancel culture to me Kyle

Ah someone’s clearly listening to the impeachment hearings

Personally, I like it, but in a huge corporation it seems riske

For a long time my avatar was a dude getting attacked by a monkey until I decided it might be inappropriate

But that’s what my job felt like at the time anyway so whatever

https://twitter.com/butleriano/status/1349014551203819521

Monkey attacking someone doesn’t have the same effect as meat being beaten

Meat jerking beef boys

I mean it wasn’t a cartoon picture this guy was really being attacked by a monkey

Yeah that seems like good natured fun that couldn’t offend

Meat being beaten is a euphemism

Does that Jesus have a mullet?

It appears he does

That is the one and only Jesus Kyle

“White Jesus”

Apparently very white Jesus due to his mullet

Jesus was a white man with a rebel flag tattoo brother

Amen brother

https://twitter.com/neerajka/status/1349156325008302082?s=21

It’s like total recall for snails over here people

https://twitter.com/jesse_bslade/status/1349372889242497026?s=21

It’s nice hearing people defending trump during the hearing

https://twitter.com/RandazzoTweets/status/1349172161756368897

It’s just nice to see that we’re still heavily divided after this

70 million people voted for Trump. Biden isn’t going to fix that

Don’t blame me, I voted for kodos

Tromp officially impeached again

Surely they’ll get him this time

Making history

OHSU just said it expanding vaccination clinics and mentioned that next week there may be more availability. Not sure it includes general public just yet but I’ll keep y’all updated

If you want it, come and claim it

Molan labe bro

μολὼν λαβέ

You proud boy

He was

Mulan’s labia

Legalize drugs

Criminalize being homeless

Nationalize drugs

Free drugs for everyone

I’ll take some drugs right now

Poppers anyone?

https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1349442946358071301

So tomorrow’s not looking so hot eh boys

I would

Evan, your team signed an OT who stared for Indy last week and now he has covid and he’s going to ravage your O-Line

It was an inside job by the colts

Savage

And Rodgers is going to break his leg because he has no protection

That could happen

Anyway, I am unable to take tomorrow off to get drunk with the boys

"If we are to have

Did you know that Grant was the fucking kwisatz haderach

Thumbs down again

Why bro?

BECAUSE DRINKING

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1349492130578919425

we got a statement

I’m in a meeting, is it bad?

trying to wash his hands of it now

He doesn’t love them anymore

also he’s crying about everyone getting banned online!

really funny

He just wants his twitter account back

Ah I’m 2 minutes in

And I’m like damn man when’s he going to complain about the election

He knows he fucked up bad this time lol

It’s the most somber and polished speech he’s given so far

I do like his bit about free speech

Man he really knows he done fucked up

If he gets Twitter back how soon do you think it will be before he’s raving about winning the election?

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1349491679796097032

Considered it myself