Thursday, January 14, 2021

Dan, there is an article on NYT about using cameo for announcing a divorce or breakup to your partner

The failing NYT?

I’m pretty sure the image is mark mcgrath

So Mark is gonna tell people their wife is leaving them?

Freedom of speech bro

It’s funny that you’ve got your molon labe guys

But then when they molon your labe they just pout and say it’s not fair

https://twitter.com/saintknives/status/1349493477952925696

You should see if he’s on your ham radio

Whoa

Insurrectionist killed himself instead of facing charges

have fun on mars bro

https://twitter.com/etengastro/status/1349066485310894082?s=21

Am I drunk and on drugs? Yes

Awomen

Awomen

https://twitter.com/elwasson/status/1349530858324176905

That’s a huge love

God he is such a shit head

I think it’s kinda sweet

I mean fuck Rudy

But at the same time it just shows how quickly he turns on people

What did Rudy do to him to deserve this?

He booked the wrong four seasons

He didn’t stop the steal

The steal was stoled

Shouldn’t have let the democrats steal the election

He tried his best!

He’s just kind of an idiot

I think someone more competent could have stopped the steal

It would have a taken a golden god to stop the steal

Because democracy is unstoppable

That’s another huge love

I’ve been seeing articles saying that even after vaccination you should still continue to use covid safety protocols

If that’s the case, when would it be appropriate to have a free for all fuckfest?

Once we get that sweet herd immunity?

Yeah they don’t yet know if you can carry it

While vaccinated

And give it to others

But if we all get vaccinated we can fuck

Hopefully the science catches up soon tho

Now that millions are getting vaccinated

That’s it!

I’m going to Steam

That’s how we do it where I’m from

Thuggin in the club until we see the sun

Shine

On my face

Got the thing in my waist

Walk into my Escalade

Tell them boys I’m not afraid to let the nine

Ring out

(Repeat)

Is that the award belichick turned down?

Nvm

Pant to eat

Damn that’s a fine bowler

Not as fine as what’s in the bowler

Maybe I’ll become a silly hat guy

Since I’m gonna shave my head

You’re shaving your head?

And I have a couple silly hats already

Yeah this weekend

Perhaps while on mushrooms

Fuck yeah

Also

I prefer the bowler pic

Lookatthisrussian

Kyle’s arm looks scrawny

Pre-immaculate bod

Bayou but in’

Burnin’

https://twitter.com/DiogenesGhost/status/1349183230407307266

Oh man...

That’s a good one

Lol I thought that was a Dune Space Guild Navigator

Turns out it’s from doctor who

Should we fuck the mountain on MLK day despite no new snow?

I’m into it

It’s what MLK would have wanted

https://youtu.be/q5ZgEtgxxg0

I’ll just leave this right here

I love this video every time I watch it

It gets me fired up

If we go MLK we should blast that in the parking lot

Absolutely

That’s brilliant

https://twitter.com/harper/status/1349441166815748097

https://twitter.com/punishedpope/status/1349156904317030405

Cullen claims he’s in phase 3

Which I think is absolutely bullshit

I was in phase 1 and phase 2 got shut down so I had no option but to ascend to phase 3

That’s a huge leap

But I commend you on your faith brother

Guys I’m horny, I wanna get drunk and overeat

Cullen host the packer game at sheet stadium

Get a garbage fire going

That would be dope

Maybe I’ll go to Home Depot and get a chimney fire thing

Amanda has been asking me too

Saturday is supposed to be dry

I believe it’s called a chiminea

Spanish for “sex monkey”

Wow, they are not cheap

That’s like a stimmy for one

I guess you wouldn’t expect a sex monkey to come cheap

Oh my no

Not a trained one

If the government offered to send you a $600 check or a trained sex monkey which are you taking?

Looks like it would make fire though

Bring it over and watch football

Is it trained?

I’d fuck if it’s not gonna rain

Backyard drinking!

Backyard drinking!

Bio: male seeking widdle mouth, will travel

I’m tentatively open to sheets stadium but let me figure a few things out

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1349814891293634566

Is that not how transitions work?

Don’t you need a blank slate within the white house?

Biden trying to roll out some $1400 stimmies

Where’s my $2k bitch

Times are tough

Had to cut back

I think republicans have had enough stims

who cares what republicans think

They can’t stop it anymore

Democrats don’t have a supermajority

You need 2/3 in one of the chambers, don’t you?

Pretty sure Mitch said fuck that shit and has been passing things with a simple majority

Dems will presumably use the same rules

Guys they subtracted the $600 we already got

It’s simple math

Excuse me Biden promised me $2000 Trump paid me $600

How did anything ever get done when 2/3 was required

Barely anything passes now in the senate even with simple majority

They only started flexing the 2/3 shit when Obama took office

Or are bills always simple majority?

And other stuff used to require 2/3

2/3 was required to ‘break cloture’ or some shit

They were doing fake filibusters

Yeah

Reading the dictionary

Reading the silmarillion

I wish

They didn’t do actual filibusters

Obama passed something through reconciliation towards the end of his term and McConnell used that as justification to pass everything through reconciliation since, if I remember correctl

I’m getting a basic civics class right here fellas

Sounds like reconciliation can only be used a limited number of times a year

And only for specific things

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/posts/green-bay-packers-robert-tonyan-jr-football

By Robbie T