Friday, January 15, 2021

Dust my wets

https://twitter.com/vibesrestored/status/1349801963844628480

https://twitter.com/intrnetdaughter/status/1349785757087535111

https://twitter.com/bootleghadji/status/1349485962297040896?s=21

It’s true

Saleh the new jets coach

No fucking way

That dudes an animal

Man

Maybe it’ll work out

Can’t go any worse than it did for gase

This guys aesthetic

It’s like Jim Carrey, Sturmbannführer

Nazi chic

Matt it’s 8:20 and I haven’t seen a single post from Twitter

Is everything ok?

I slept in

I’m up now

There we go

Let’s see what gets me salty first today

The race is on

You know, a special character doesn’t feel very special if I don’t have to hit shift first

I don’t want to jinx it but things are getting a little spicy over here this morning

Like baby spicy?

Yeah she’s having real contractions about 8 mins apart

Can you see the top of his huge dome poking out?

I’m scared to look

Lol

Maybe you will have an MLK baby

That’s my hope

It’s his birthday today

I will dedicate my baby to George Floyd’s family

As long as you play the song when he’s born

Baby’s have the best clothes

They look like they’re an ecstasy dealer at a festival

I was gonna say

Something is wrong if he isn’t shidding

I know very little about babies

But I do know they should shid

It sounds very tactical

https://twitter.com/marioistluigist/status/1349760839914573825

There it is

Bravo

Bravo indeed

I hope everyone listened to David Guetta’s ID today for MLK

I don’t stop listening to it

Can someone share again please

I need my MLk fox

https://youtu.be/q5ZgEtgxxg0?t=23

Ty

God it’s so good

But so bad

It’s so amazing

If only it was the whole thing

3 minutes isn’t enough

I didn’t realize Saleh is Muslim

The soccer player?

His name is Mohamed

https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1350098980387123201

https://twitter.com/itmegreggy/status/1349711612433854466

https://twitter.com/sexconfetti/status/1349817351789834247

when all else fails cum jokes always work

Oh yeah

100% of the time

Sorry to go twitter crazy but this one is pretty good

https://twitter.com/JeffEisenband/status/1349772899377434624

Oh I fucking love this video

I also love all things marshawn

oh yea this spot hot

play tiiiiiiiiime

So much power

Man he really aged a bit

Matt you’re really hung up on their 2k stimmy, eh?

Like he looks much grizzlier now

Both Biden + Kamala tweeted about $2k literally 4 days ago. It’s just extremely typical of the dems

On the really crazy nights, Lynch has been known to return to Applebee’s

Dems put off passing an additional $1200 for like 8 months because they were saying it wasn’t enough. Was it just to make Trump lose?

On the really crazy nights, Lynch has been known to return to Applebee’s

I spend most of my bonus every year on ski ball too

So much power

I don’t believe I’ll be enjoying a bonus this year

New Jets head coach

Oh

Who’s Beh Toven?

I keep listening to it too

ambiance or decor?

if I was in buffalo at applebees on my birthday and beastmode came out to sing happy birthday it might be the best day of my lif

Life changing to say the least

You could get a turkey in Oakland on thanksgiving

It’s good that he’s not closeted about it

Nurk is Mr.Glass

Yeah it’s really too bad

https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1349963503268999168?s=21

Oh Chuck...

That’s it

I’m going to steam

I’ll meet you there my guy

Also, sheet stadium

I’m leaning toward opening the stadium

But Evan, you would need to come early to make sure the setup is adequate

I can do that

The games on at 10 so we’d need a fire or it’s going to be very cold

I lied

It’s 1:30

It’s at 1:30

Also, there will be no attempts of harvesting my blood allowed

I bet this guys got cords of it

As much as possible

I think I’ll be walking with frances

Or biking

If people wanna bike

Zaddy

Heather is house sitting for the woodmen

Sounds like kuato is about to be birthed

Jen looks like she’s having fun!!!

Good luck and I hope everything goes smoothly

I like the digi camo hospital gown

No need for luck this is fate

The leader of the great revolution is on his way

On an unrelated note - will there be a trash can fire at the sheetdome?

Bring soiled diapers

I’ve got a ton

https://twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/status/1350150431553556482

Waiting game bro I got time for twitter don’t judge

Oh yeah

I think she was pushing 5cm when we got here, 90% effaced and -2 position so he’s coming

I hope so

Gotta share that birthday with MLK JR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=23&v=q5ZgEtgxxg0&feature=youtu.be

David Guetta baby time

https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1349808654556438528

Dan, I have so much wood

That’s exciting, Matt!!

Matt’s going to be nervous retweeting allllll evening

Hopefully not all night

Yeah man I hope it’s smooth

They big head just slides right out

Horny

Born horny

So horny it scary

https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/1350196664376684544

NRA filed for bankruptcy

Tremendous news everyone!

Moving from ny to Texas

SRA for life

They just broke her water so hopefully we can speed things up

This doesn’t have anything to do with the bills does it

Yes

I had a slight feeling it might...

Lol

Bills mafia will be at sheet stadium

If the pack win I might just jump through a table

I might even do it just to honor young K

Are you the early game tomorrow?

I brought all of my gear and some josh’s jaqs

Lol

Did you really?

Hell yeah I can’t break any of my traditions and risk being the reason the Bills lose

Red beer?

I brought beer I can make it red

Is that everything you packed?

Is there any chance you are home by the game?

It’s the essentials right?

Seems unlikely at this point, I think they make you stay 24 hours

Dude that’s exciting

At least you’re prepared

Yeah that’s awesome

Doritos snack chip

It was a Doritos QAnon Locos™️ pin

The inclusion of snack is what got me

I suppose there are other types of Doritos chips?!