Sunday, January 10, 2021

The rams uniforms are hideous

Everything about this game is hideous

The defense is ok

Why are their shirts sweat stained white instead of normal white?

I really want the rams to win this

I’d be much more ok packers losing to rams than Brady again

why

See above

You can’t lose to the pathetic bucs

We already did

Badly

It reminded me of both SF games last year

And I don’t want that again

Matt gay is lit

Matt Gay

Would anyone like my buffet?

Matt fucking gay

https://twitter.com/flglmn/status/1347758410855546884

It’s like their violent coup response not

Bot**

Russ’ int was the first off a screen this season

He keeps finding new boyswhocancook meals to make

Just brand new ways to suck

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1348035797182681089

Russ’ meals this game:



Getting your wish

Yeah maybe Aaron Donald not being able to play would be nice too

Let’s hear it from Chuck again

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/1347945729818566658

I’m down for that one

But bills would have to go easy on the packers

Being a puny nfc north team

NFC, for that matter

Who could the billies play next week

Are they the 2 seed?

Pitt if they win otherwise winner of the other game

I want the Browns to win but also I’d rather play Pitt than the ravens probably

Ravens can be scary

seachiggens really rolling over

https://twitter.com/TyDunne/status/1348069906290499585?s=20

That’s a big oof

Yeah I mean he’s gonna get another yht

Would you eat this?

But Christ won’t bail him out today

It’s so gnarly

Fuck no

https://twitter.com/PedroPascal1/status/1348049056585670659

Should text him the shit sandwich

Hahahaha

He’s probably getting lit up

Oh nice that’s actually Pedro pascal

Yea I wonder if Ted gave him the phone # haha

Oh shit betrayal

taylor heinicke baby!!

Is there a Tennessee Baltimore rematch tomorrow?!

Ah

If only

He played a good game

But Tom Brady just don’t die

https://twitter.com/mastertes/status/1348071099838435328?s=21

This man. Fucking gets it

https://twitter.com/gunnelswarren/status/1348121340591665152?s=21

That’s a huge payday

Yeah I mean that’s based on the valuation of his companies

It’s not real money

But yeah he’s rich as hell

Ok, well then all that money you keep dumping into acorns isn’t real

So you should probably stop

Hey man he made an electric car company

I’ll drink to that

Where’s your electric car company

LOL

That last sentence

Maybe a few people

For a disastrously short-lived trip

It is mind boggling the mental gymnastics these people do

I shidded and it was spicy

To convince themselves that the world needs Elon? I agree

Privatized space is a good thing

Just based off of how incompetent nasa is

No vision for the future

No budget for the future you mean

I was more referencing Hercules

I’m aware Kyle

Been building the Orion capsule for like 20 years

How’s this for vision, Evan

Needs more skull and crossbones

But indentured servitude on Mars also sounds like it would require pretty legit mental gymnastics

I’m literally talking about how badly the government has run its space program

The one that went to the moon?

Maybe if there were more things to kill in space

Yeah we peaked 50 years ago

Soon. Soon.

Then we’d have space stations and moon based

Bases

Gee what happened in the last 50 years?

Defunded gov’t programs and created ultra wealthy people like Elon

Perhaps it will trickle down tho

These boys sound like they’d drink Elon’s piss so sure

It’s more policy that has hurt nasa

It vacillates with each administration and their priorities

If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break

It does

Idk why you’re disliking that

It’s true

What’s vacillating

The policy

Well yeah man

Provocative

??

What are you getting at here

I don’t know, I’m just feeling a little horny over here

Ok

Must be Ryan Tannyhill

I like space ok

Fuck this planet

Make more rockets

I know, you nodded when we watched that rocket at the beginning of quarantine

I did nudd

Go watch October Sky

Great movie

Especially rapid reusable ones

THATS IT

I’m going to steam

This week’s forecast for Mt. Hood looks very, very wet.

Yeah I’m very bummed I missed a good week

https://twitter.com/deejaygeejaygee/status/1347910937676836864

Heavy rain and strong wind is forecast for Wednesday morning

Anyone wanna shred that rainy wind?

Hopefully late week is better

So no one down for Wednesday then?

I remember last La Nina we had an epic Feb so maybe we can hope for that

Yeah I’m in

No

Wednesday
Rain and snow likely, becoming all snow after 7am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 35. Windy. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of 4 to 8 inches possible

If that 4-8 held Thursday could be good

That sounds more...appealing

Thursday yeah

I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that we keep our eye on it

Go on

Could be terrible

Go on

Thursday
A slight chance of snow before 10am. Partly sunny, with a high near 35.

They seem to have a bigger issue with tailgating in the afternoon

High of 35 could mean rain

I like a little slush

Like they want to free up the parking when you leave

I find that no tailgating rule curious, given that there is no lodge

It means they don’t want you hanging around after your done

They want to get ye gone!

So my two beers at 7:45am is chill?

In the morning beforehand, and lunch break at car is not what they mean

They love that

They probably don’t want you taking lunch at the car because you aren’t paying them for food and you’ve already paid for your ticke

I think they just want to ensure that nobody is eating chips

They want you to have a miserable frozen windy Lundy outside the mazot

Lunch

Kyle loved that

Yeah that was one of the more idiotic things I’ve been talked into

It was super chill

The princess didn’t keep you warm?

The wind blew my princess over

We had to use one of those plastic chairs as a table

🌬👸😭

Because it was such shitty weather they hadn’t set up anything

It was so windy

The pin came off my pudding can

The ring, rather

Monoraaaail

Monoraaaaail

Mono

I want to yorsch

I would love a yorsh

I want to go to a restaurant, smash dumplings and horseradish vodka

Oh yeah I like that

You can soon

You’re invincible

Give me your blood

Not until February I’m not

I’m not going to get a vaccine for another 6 months

Perhaps my beer drinking yesterday dampened my immune response

Well give me your blood anyways

Better drink more beer today to bounce back

Do you like pant?

These guys are not military, they are a militia outside the state capitol in Kentucky

Seems like the zip ties are likely breaking more laws in this situation than the guns I imagine

Yeah those are pretty much strictly for taking hostages, yeah?

Like open carry is legal but intimidation isn’t? At some point I imagine there’s a line where an argument is made for their inten

Like you can open carry but you can’t brandish

Brandishing means showing the weapon, or exhibiting it

Kind of like felony murder? Wonder if we’ll see any felony murder charges for the deaths at the capitol

Jonnu!!!!

Why!

Cowards

COWARDS

That punt may cost them this game

Surrender index?

https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1348364467575382021?s=20

Thank you, thank you

What’s the surrender index on that interception?

I just audibly said, “Let’s go Mitch” and then looked sheepishly around when I noticed that I’d said it

Why not root for Davey?

Oh I am

He’s my captain

He came about 17 yards short from delivering me the Henny chain tho

Shame

Shame on him

https://twitter.com/rayredacted/status/1348388601118273537?s=21

“They called me a fucking terrorist” [wheeping] 😂

Wheep

Another cop died?

From the insurrection

I’ve only heard of the 1

I think another one just died

The other one was probably off-duty as an insurrectionist

He wasn’t blue enough

And the video of the other one being beaten is now viral

Or maybe he was too blue

Pretty intense

Yeah those are antifa though

https://twitter.com/ChipChantry/status/1348355607045296128?s=20

That has to be the most absurd thing ever

Clearly the Jews have infiltrated this event

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1348275412787482627

I saw that one

Yeah I saw it too

What on reddit? 🤓

But all of those agitants are clearly antifa if you zoom in closeltv

Why yes

Your boi Matt Gaetz was saying that on the floor that same night

What a fucking turd

I know

And getting applauded by his cronies

I hate him so much

https://twitter.com/KP_Show/status/1348398949267197952?s=20

Slime my dick

Taysom on the field

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1348348917608554502?s=20

Here’s the full video

I also like the argument I heard that some of those involved didn’t know they weren’t allowed inside. They had a fucking makeshift battering ram

It’s impossible to plead ignorance when you are literally in the middle of a blood thirsty mob

Dan, are you behind the planned event on the 20th?

Apparently there are plans circulating on Parler for another organized event

Either on the 20th or the 17th

Soros!!!!!!!!!

No one will host my white nationalist website - Is this oppression?

Parler just needs a farm of Mac mini’s to self host like me right?

Trump will have his own platform soon

Will those folks still find a way to “organize?”

What is Trump going to do during the inauguration? Golf?

My very elite cloud flare ddos protection

How did Bezos take it down?

I don’t understand

aWS?

Yeah that makes sense

Not to me it doesn’t

I believe that coup is what I’d caught wind of