Saturday, January 9, 2021

Any juicy info about this ban

It’s so juicy

Time to sign up for Parler?

https://twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1347694753786200064

*Failing NYT

📢 📢 📢

Meanwhile, googling sperm king

No, but now I will

THATS IT

IVE HAD IT WITH YOU

Now the parlor echo chamber can just get worse

Pizza jerk fucks pretty hard

You should try their jerk

It slaps

That will blow you away

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1347702251465408513?s=20

Evan, thoughts?

Haven’t seen it

Won’t see it anyways

People tricked me into thinking that black panther was a good movie

I won’t be tricked again

That’s another Rob Ton of yours

Something that bothers you more than it should

Like fine you didn’t enjoy that movie but the amount it bothers you that others liked it is weird

It’s because of the blacck people

The pep, pineapple, basil, hot peppers, and honey piz from the jerk is v good

That’s called it’s always sunny in cully

They even gave it a name

I got a large one for my dome

I’m gonna get stoned and eat it all

That’s a lotta pizz!!

Amanda got a deep dish one that’s like Ranch style

It’s p good

Has leeks on it

From pizza jerk?

I don’t think it’s quite Detroit style

Well, maybe it is and it being circular makes me think otherwise

I just had Detroit style last night but Ranch sounds good

It’s a deep dish

This doesn’t really show it’s true depth

Deep dish isn’t pizza it’s a form of lasagna

Will my dick suffice?

Bread lasagna

https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1347383090331709440

https://twitter.com/iheartmindy/status/1347630575159570442

Fuck yeah

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1347691037322579971

It’s true

But he’s probably fuming

Just absolutely livid

Oh my yes

And frankly, I’m bummed I can’t experience it

He needs it

His sidekicks are money

Anyone shorting Twitter after DJT’s banning?

Parler calls

Big balls

Big balls calls

I’m a short man

I only put

I only put deez nuts on yo chin

Wow

They are pulling Parler from google App Store

And maybe apple too

Soros!!!!!!!

The tech giants have agreed to silence Trump

(((tech giants)))

Soros conspiracy!

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1347694081179144192

I miss him so much already

He was the ultimate troll

https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/556102338923229184

It’s just not the same

But #friday for sure

Is she kind of an empty idiot vessel?

Aren’t we all?

O fa sho my guy

They’re going to nuke him too by the end of the night

Twitter should just give biden @realDonaldTrump instead of @POTUS

I am physically incapable of getting off of twitter right now

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1347741119434649603

So sick

https://twitter.com/spectordeforce/status/1347720481961611265

Yeah it bums me out that I’ll never be anywhere near as good of an artist as Hitler

Damn that is a pretty good painting

But how many banger tweets did Hitler have?

None, but I hear his rallies were absolutely lit

This sequence is so good

They’re just kicking the air

https://youtu.be/YLsNSSaOWjE

Scorpion actually turns into a penguin, lays an egg, and makes you explode

Yeah those were sweet too

https://twitter.com/ngongang/status/1347720261861195778?s=21

https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1347799691564617729?s=21

Matt are you amped up bro?

I am

I shidded

Matt, get more amped

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1347939689454596103?s=21

I am amped! I’m also fired up because I had some correspondence with someone at work who was salty about my promotion haha

Hell yeah

Buy them a load of Josh’s Jaq to flex on em and it’s like a bonus for them

Soooo sick

We need to go to a game next year when we can travel and get that puppy signed

I agree

And also get smashed and jump through tables while we’re at it

Damn the Bills don’t have any west coast games next year

Looks like we’re headed East

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1347732635565645825

https://twitter.com/derek8185338005/status/1347780429537890307

I miss him so much I just want him back

https://twitter.com/nbaontnt/status/1347945729818566658?s=21

god damn that’s good

That’s the Chuck curse tho

Is it?

damnit

Haha nah you’re fine

It’s OK I still love Chuck’s yelling

Me too man

I’m playing it on loop

Shit I hope Chuck didn’t lay any bets down on this

Matt have you been playing that Buffalo bills song that’s like “shout” since dawn or what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JpeDWbgUO8&feature=youtu.be

There it is

Good for any occasion really

Let’s gooo buffaloooo

oh the “Let’s go buffalo” part gets sung in this household daily

That’s the best part anyhow

I wish I could root for the bills today

But when I root, I root for the timbers

https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1347930435213434882

Oh wint

You did it again

Drilstradamus

Matt in honor of the bills I will be chugging 6 hot wings ground up into a smoothie every time josh Allen rushes a td

Bleu cheese no ranch allowed

😈

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1347744704981565443

https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1347774497991118849

https://twitter.com/anticapitalizm/status/1347732436407508995

Stuffed!!!!

Cole is hyped

Which makes me hyped

JTT may be a problem

Yep

LMAO he called it complete

Looks like a catch to me

unreal

No way

That’s a catch

Am I very far behind or something

I mean lot of jokes about zebras needing their eyes checked but come on

No, I’m joking

I know

Why would they even look at that play

That was as far away from a completion as possible

Hyde should have picked that

I’m referring to the ref who called it a catch

I was addressing Evan

A ref called that a catch??

ohh

I had the sound off

yeah one of them did and the colts were lining up like they moved the ball

I was like why the fuck are they still looking at this

Lovely’s 50/50 is so dank

The chanterelle pizza is sooo fucking yums hind

Fuck yeah it is

What was the surrender index on that Colts punt?

Matt how much cursing would you say has occurred in your household so far

It hasn’t been too bad yet

That punt was impressive

Matt informed me that Josh had more YHT passes than their punter had punts this year

Which is a fucking wild stat

So did Rodgers

Stuffed!

I didn’t know that about josh Allen tho

Well that’s just you underutilizing JK Scott

Which is questionable

Yeah he should get more early down work

With that much leg talent

Love that Kyle popped in for a quick stuffed

Was he stuffed

I’m shidding

It’s a lotta shid

Perhaps Alysa was stuffed?

Kyle are you really rooting for the Colts in this game?

Have you ever presented yourself and said, “There’s no hole here, big guy?”

As Micah Hyde just did, according to the announcers

I can’t not root for Rodrigo Blankenship

But let’s go billies

Trump pissed his supporters look poor

But he loves them

I’m more indifferent

You’re on my shit list

Go bills, baby!!

I’m rooting for my guy Gabriel Davis

I would have been heavily wanting the bills to win if it wasn’t for the way you have been acting this year

But you gradually eroded any favor I had for them

Don’t shoot the messenger I thought you guys finally did the math yourselves and figured out the NFC is doody

But hey salt it up buddy

*gets popcorn*

I mean an NFC team that missed the playoffs
Beat the bills

👀

Here we go again

*eats popcorn*

We’re not going anywhere again, Kyle is grasping at straws in this argument at this point

Scoreboard baby

*popcorn eating intensifies*

Yeah I think the bills are definitely top 3 team in nfl this year

Yeah, scoreboard baby

It’s not hard to do math

Bills lost 1 game to an NFC team on a hail mary

Damnit, let’s just enjoy the game

If the bills don’t win this game...

Diigsy!!

Diiiiiiggsy

Damn that should have been Gabriel Davis

There he is!!

MY DAWG

If the bills win this game you’ll continue to be a salty bitch

I literally just said bills are a top 3 nfl team this year

maybe even top 2

I’m going to run out of popcorn at this rate

Yeah KC and then buffalo

Singletary with one of his better rushes of the year

Then maybe GB but their d has been so bad

6 yards

I was debating putting some prop bet money on Moss being the first TD scorer

Wow

That was wild

Knoxville baby

He’s a runner… No he’s a thrower!

I liked hearing that

Leeegoooooooo!!!

It’s s good thing he didn’t rush that in

Because I didn’t want to chug 6 hot wings

Oh it’s only rushing TDs?

He will probably rush one in this game

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1347950816150351873

haha props for those hurdles

I loved that video of Derrick evans declaring himself in the capitol

Ripping us up with that run game

Wow if Taylor wouldn’t have dropped that

oof

That would have been a huge gain

yep

Ty caught it

les go

Nice play by Hyde again

Really was disappointed when green bay let him go

damn

Stuffed!

How just absolutely faded do you think those few bills fans in the stadium are

Annihilated

If not

They are traitors and should be hanged

https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/evt3qc/5050_a_beautiful_waterfall_sfw_a_fat_guy_throwing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossm

Live at the stadium

That’s beautiful

This guy circled the wagons a little too hard

He’s burping up his blended buffalo wings

A la evan later

That’s pretty gnarly

If I’m not mistaken that’s a billies hat

Oh man...

It does look like he’s repping

Christ

Bills could def lose this game we’re so weak to the run

It’s hard to stop colts run game

Fuck

Stuffed?

No stuffed

Rivers is such a shit talker

I hate it

Should I have a beer?

I might have to

Matt, you drinking red beer?

Have a jax

Roddy B on the board

25 years come on Billies

They just gotta get josh going

I’m sorry but I hate that 3rd down call

stuffed!

agree

The bills have no interest in getting away from their own endzone I guess

Yeah I was a bit surprised they didn’t down it in the endzone on the last kickoff

After all the shitty field position starts they’ve had

Kyle loves Pittman

And JTT

At least one of these teams is playing like they want to win

Fucking ridiculous

“standard operating procedure”

Buffalo should take a timeout

Do not understand why they did not take any timeouts

This is Kyle’s fault

Because they didn’t call any timeouts?

They should have called a timeout

yes

Stuffed

Excellent play

Swarming D

TAKE

A

Stuffed!!

TIME

OUT

THANK YOU

Bailed

By a drop

Yeah that *should* have been YHT

Thank god

Heart palpitating yet or are we good?

I’m drinking now

If this day goes wrong you’re going to end up like the vomiting bills dan

Fan

But also dan

Hi dan

Hi Dan

Honestly we might be in the hospital later so the Bills need to win

Or I’m going to be too drunk to catch this baby

Will you be able to taste this chicken

Probably not

Can’t get anything happening

Whew

The ruling stands though

I agree though that was right at the line

Yeah that wasn’t a catch

His toe was in the white

Mr perimeter

Gbaby

He’s my fucking dawg

Rubber pellets

I like that trumps bans include Spotify

So he won’t be on Rogan next month?\

Does that mean he can’t create music and can’t listen to music?

He’s definitely going on rogen

Trump seems like someone who doesn’t listen to music

I also have thought this

Oops

lmao

GOT EM!

The one thing you absolutely cannot do

Oops again

Oh my

Was that was pick

nope

Y’all are ahead of me

Idk man

Nope

Yeah it bounces on the ground

Ah I don’t think so

Definitely coming back

That second angle shows it bounce

Fer sher

Get it together though Josh

Not a great throw yeah

He needs to get those jitters out

Almost had to drink those wings

Damn I thought I was about to chug

No INT pls

Chug time baby

That’s a chugga

Oh man

Matt plz send 6 wings over

Boneless

I will blend and chug them

Sorry boneless wings aren’t wings

And film it

Chug the bones!

I can’t eat the bones man

That’s what the blender is for

It’s dangerous for small dogs

Good thing the Bills didn’t take a time out before or Indy might have more time here

Hey they made it work

I guess that’s why I’m not a head coach in the nfl

Haha I was kidding

A little relieved after that nice drive but what a rough half for the Bills that shit was hideous

Yeah it wasn’t pretty offensively

Apart from Gabriel Davis toes

Gabe hero

I told you he’s my dawg

Hope boomer is right about the Colts sucking in the 2nd half

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CJ1PBZojutp/?igshid=17dt09aptgl90

What does diggs do to make everyone want him no where near their sister

Fard

He fards a lot

He’s a sexaddict

A fardy sex addict

Diggs must fuck

Oops I shidded again, I played with a fard, got lost in the game

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg

Are you gonna chug wings?

See that cullen?

That’s fucking content

That’s the same fucking content

Just with a pixilated image of Brittany

It’s all about presentation Cullen

Matt’s right

Now I'm seeing red, let's do it again
Ooooo baby baby

This damn game is going to come down to the end

I saw a hold there

Same

He let it go so they didn’t call it

But it slowed the guy down

Yup

I can’t believe how many delay of games Rivers is getting away with

I’m watching at a plant nursery on Mississippi

Are you eating pant?

Kyle, do you have a mons pubis?

I don’t think so

https://twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1347986475594485762

Blanco?

Here he comes back y

Baby

Doink

RODDY!

Thank you Roddy

He doinked a chip shot

That’s it

I’m going to steam

Get me some fuckwater I’m all out

Bro go easy on the fuckwater

You need to use more spunk

But it’s the playoffs baby!

I would buy that set

Our run game outside of Allen is non existant

Going overboard on the designed runs now

Yeah he runs harder than moss or singletary

I mean isn’t he like 6’5 250?

Closer to 240

But that’s a big man to bring down

It’s literal oppression that I wasn’t born 6’5

I’m @ steam

If you were born 6’5 I think that would have caused some issues

ayoo

You would have exploded out of your mom

Who would have been bedridden

I basically did, my mom was 5’ and I was 10lbs and 22”

This giant human incubating inside of her

Yeah that’s a lotta baby

Jesus

5’

You’re about to recreate history with Jen

Though she’s not that short

Related: have you been yelling at Jen to stop going into labor during this game?

STOP CONTRACTING!!!

No I’m trying to time it so we can just leave after the game to go to the hospital

Oh no

Oh ok

But also oh no

Moss getting hurt sucks

His knee might be fucked up

That’s bad

Devin singletary time baby

6 rushes, 11 yards incoming

Moss has what 30 yds this game?

I just think he’s a better runner

Unfortunately probably true

Singletary is better in space

But from the line moss is better

Stupid challenge by Indy

Definitely

Burning their timeouts but they’ve still dodged all of the delay of game penalties

DIGGGGGS

There you go my guy

That was huge

Diggsy baby

I can hear the mvp chant

that’s me yelling in NE

Oh wow

Coming up empty 3 times in red zone really the difference here

Well yes

Nice blowing up that screen

But apart from the field goal that’s bills defense

Maybe on Pittman for the missed yht

But that’s a tough ball to catch

They went for it on 4th twice

And failed both times

This is not over

Indy rbs destroying right now

That’s what the colts do though

They go for it on 4th down a lot

Yeah bills d looking like green bay over there

The bills biggest weakness was their run game

Offensive and defensive

They’ll probably sign Aaron Jones

That would be something

If they can afford anything after they pay josh Allen 500 million dollars

Josh please win a playoff game before we pay you 500 million dollars

Rivers throws look so bad

Far from over

They always have though

The bills can’t burn clock

Well yeah if you can’t run

Why would you go for 2 here?

But they can score points

I guess then 2 fgs ties

Because if you stop them you can go for 2 again

To tie

They’ll just hand off to Taylor here

They could have tied with pats tbiugh

If they kicked there, got a stop, scored a touchdown and kicked again it would be 24-24

Yeah they wanted the win I guess

They liked their chances at the 1 with Taylor

Now they need a stop and 2 to tie

But Matt Milano said mmm cookies

That they do

Kyle’s math checks out

Which will likely be the difference

did Milano stuff it? I couldn’t bring myself to watch

He did stuff it

Kyle was that the duff man voice

For stuffed

Steams kinda heating up right now

It was just me saying stuffed

Steamy?

Which I guess sounds like suffman

Yeah it’s very steamy

Creamy?

Matt I’m sorry but they’re only allowing 3 fuckwater per customer

I can’t get you any

Damnit

It’s kinda cold but anyone want to get 1 outside beer

I don’t think Beasley can be covered

What do they think of Beasley at steam?

It’s nice out

I just walked to Mississippi and back

It’s cold

Some nice patio beer spots open

They like Beasley a lot at steam

Diggsy tho

I was outside replacing a light fixture and my fingies were numb

We can wear gloves

Yeah I’m gonna watch Seattle and exercise

There’s Cole

Maybe in afternoon

Man that was a dart

Those beautiful golden locks

Beasleys a real niche kinda guy for steam folk

Like he’s very polarizing

People were pissed he got second team all pro

Like that he didn’t deserve it

If he was black people might not question it

Man Singletary is explosive

So dynamic

You gotta get the ball in his hands

He’s 26th overss as kk

Overall

Is that Xavier Rhodes?

It is bro

Cowards

long FG

COWARDS!!

don’t do it

What is the surrender score of a punt?

https://twitter.com/gian_neon/status/1347757617003823106?s=21

Bro I would 100% watch DJT slam some puss

While eating McDonald’s

Ewww

gross

You wouldn’t if he was wearing a condom

You hate that

You’re saying you wouldn’t

Porn with condoms

Cullen don’t talk about my porn preferences

what a dick slinger

Bass

Than don’t tell me about it so frequently

Oh that was a billy

I’ve probably told you once

No bro, many times

Cant cream pie with a condom on

I got you a 25 years cake

It’s being delivered right now

can I fuck it

Not with a condom

Anyone else on drugs?

What is a condom?

A errr

Prophylactic

Oh my god that’s good

Does rivers not know how to throw?

Um

Like why does it look so bad

they keep getting it done though

Oh dang that was a yht

wiiide open

Man

Doyle has been feasting

Better go for two

But can they get the conversion therapy

Yes

They can

His release is very odd

Fuuuuuuuuck

Trust your boys

Yeah this is tough

Trust in josh

This is Josh time

25 years of losing I do not have faith

He can yum hum

Literally no playoff wins

Matt you’ve been talking fat smack for months

Since I was 11

Talk it now

Get on your game

I mean I think the Bills team is awesome but it’s the playoffs anything can happen

https://www.ebay.com/i/401751430026?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=401751430026&targetid=10683

Smacks baby

You know what can happen? A Gabriel Davis yummy hummus tuuuuuddie

GDYHT is what we all want

Where is my boy John Brown when you need him?

Gabriel Davis looked open

Wow

What a play

Diggs I love you

There have been over 2M cases of covid and 24k deaths in the us in the first 9 days of 2021

That’s wild

Yeah Diggs is so good

Where’s my FUCKING VACCINE

24k deaths on about a week

Drink Cullen’s blood

That’s fucking wild

Cullen send me blood

And don’t get cute with me

I need your blood

Can it be my moon blood?

Don’t send some hooker blood

Singletary best run of the season

Damn

That was a bad decision

Kyle you are ahead of us

Fuck

I don’t like Kyle’s texts

😈

Oh my lord

That was a disaster of a play

At least you got on it

That ended our chance of ending the game right now

Fake punt fg

Singletary 34 yard run

Well it was singletary

https://twitter.com/ethanhamm/status/1348011865381556224?s=21

What the fuck does this mean

It’s like sonic the hedgehog

But shitty?

We’re going to fucking lose this dumb agme

fuck

Evil sonic?

This is a game alright damn man

Yeah Matt, stressful

Billies just need a nice int

Let’s get a sack fumble

This is terrible

They should cover jack Doyle

why though?

Because he’s feasting

Joking

Fuck me

This is terrible

At least indy burned their TOs

They’re still on their own 30

Old man rivers is gonna make a mistake

Shut up

You are trying to jinx me

The Bills played a trash game they will be really lucky if they eek this one out

I’m getting flash backs to every big game of the last 25 years

I thought you haven’t played a big game in that time span

Any game that could have got them in the playoffs or any playoff game they could have won

I’m joking

Let’s go!!!

Alright I’m stepping out of steam

I think it will help the bills

Ooo boy 4th down

Kyle no spoilers

Not stuffed

Wow Hines

That’s a drop

Rivers is absolutely furious

Tre white baby

Great coverage

Big play

Here’s the game

Is that a fumble?

I’m not sure

That’s close

I think he was down tbh

I don’t think he was touched

Oh idk

Before he got up

Hate a fumble

Challenge

What the fuck

they better have challenged that

Why wouldn’t they look at that?

You can’t challenge in 2 mins

Wait

You can’t challenge

Ooo

The called timeout so they’re review

That’s a fumble

Oh ok

That’s a fumble.

That’s a fumble!!

Oh yeah

That’s a fumbly wumbly

I think 21 waited to touch him

That’s fucking tight

Fuck yes

That’s a fumble

That has to be a fumble

Agreed

They’re taking so long

Hate to see the season end for Rodrigo Blankenship but great to see the billies get some

I’m shocked that they wouldn’t have reviewed that

Like if the bills didn’t have a timeout

Me too

In a playoff game

They would have been fucked

Holy shit

Terrible call

Wtf

Whaaat the fuck

That’s awful

Atrocious

Why uh

Did Buffalo get a timeout back...?

Lol

I just don’t understand that

Because by the rules that should have been reviewed nayway

K I’ll take that

Now what do you do

With 4 seconds

Congrats Matt!!!

Not a beauty but they did it!

Micah hyde with the play

There’s gonna be a lot of gsex in Buffalo tonight

Jesus

Is that baby about to pop or what

Matt, will you please jump through a table?

And send us the vid

My table is glass

Even better

I saw that

That’s quite the prop

+8000 haha

Woford is a lil hottie, huh

Well

The colts have been eliminated from the playoffs

And nobody cares

Chud riot going down in Eugene right now

Alex smith is out

Who is the QB for the football team?

Haskins

He’s back!

Taylor Heinicke?

Bro they released Haskins

Is Woford playing because Geoff is hurt or because he sucks?

Hurt

Well, I’m just going to say it

Let. Russ. Suck.

Akers might be yummy today

Matt I wish this was a normal year and we could get smashed and do Molly to celebrate

Thank you for saying that

That’s traditionally how I celebrate playoff wins

Yeah this is bullshit

Love Troy aikman praising wolford for handing the ball out 3 straight times

Should be able to party

I’ll get drunk to celebrate your win

Just know that I am

I want you to know that

I might need to sober up

I hope it doesn’t dampen my immune response

Cram Akues

I need those memory B cells going full force

Hi B

It’s gonna be one of these shitty offense games huh

Looks like Moss is pretty hurt

Likely out for the year

Is the fear

Sign marshawn lynch

Sucks but I don’t think Moss is really pivotal to our offense

That Wolford dive, while sexy, was bad

What a terrible drop by woods

Maybe it wasn’t a great throw

But then there’s coopster

Seemed like a fine throw

Bad drop

It coulda been a yht

Targeting?

Wtf

Well now you get injured Goff?

Ow daddy my pebis

Goff hero NFL storyline incoming

Has trump managed to communicate anything since his mass ban

He has a press room in his fucking house

He can communicate if he wants

I want some Trump

I want his reaction

Oh shit you guys get a Liam Neeson vs mexicans commercial?

Yea I did

That looks like quite the movie

I don’t think I want anything to do with that

Didn’t he get in trouble for a racist rant at one point?

Not to my knowledge

He’s no Mel Gibson

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-47117177

Anyone still thinking about how the blue lives matter bros beat a cop to death with a fire extinguisher?

But acab?

So idk how I’m supposed to feel

Maybe it was more about silencing the black folks and less about protecting the cops?

The blue lives matter movement that is

Let Russ suck!

Yeah I mean these people are trash thugs

Ah yes, let him

They like police if they enable them to commit crimes

Aaron Donald is p good

Kinda makes you wanna eat a smidge of pant

Wilson 1/2, 1 yard

Aaron Donald is p good

I hope that stat stands at halftime

He’s sacked Russell Wilson so many times

I want fried chitin

Chiggin

Enumerating the deaths the other day is pretty good. A chick shot by Secret Service on camera from 2 feet away while he’s yel

Chiggin does sound nice

The heart attack taser is my personal favorite

Self-inflicted taser

It’s like a Benny hill stunt

This without context is good

Sick catch from Lockett

Holy shit

What a catch

So casual

I don’t think that was a flag but bad ass catch

Damn input my laundry away and something actually interesting happens?

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1348032762683523075?s=20

That’s filthy

Shame Wilson likes getting sacked so much

Seahawks have a few really sick players but aren’t well rounded enough unfortunately

They did a flip mid season

They were an offensive juggernaut

And defensively terrible

Then they’re like

Let’s flip it

I think DK needs the white hand of saruman on his face

Matt how would you feel about a bills buccaneers championship

And by championship

I mean super owl

Superb owl

I’d love that

You really want Brady in another sbowl?

Yeah bro

I’d like wft to upset them

Because I don’t want the Pack, Saints, or Seahawks there

God me too

What about the bears

But it seems likely the Pack will be there

Bears aint making the damn ship, bro

Have you heard the tale of Aaron Rodgers in nfc championships game before?

Championship games

Is DK the next OBJ

throwing kicker nets

I’m honestly somewhat relieved that I don’t have to watch Kamara break his 6TD mark against the vikings this weekend

That was wild

Man this game sucks

It’s fucking terrible

That pass was so bad

But that catch was so good

Collateral

Coopster

Do Pittsburg people really use yinz?

Do you really use semenx?

I wish

LET

Russ sucked

RUSS

SUCK

Would you say that he telegraphed that pass

That wr missed a block terribly to allow that

DK didn’t have enough yards to catch b him

Evan just double dipped

That was Russ reheating lil caesars

https://twitter.com/evenbev/status/1347231802495299584?s=21

It’s the best thing he’s cooked all day

Perhaps they should put this guy in that noose

Dk is really good though

And he chews on a binky

That was mostly bad d

It was

Great play by Russ tho

But they’ll play broke down

Really tough throw

The play*

Running to his left with pressure

Yeah it was a fine throw

And that’s all Russ

Dime

Cooking a little Panko shrimp

Jared Goff sucks though

He had surgery on his thumb 12 days ago dude

I’m his throwing hand

I don’t care

I

Don’t

Care

Beat Seattle

Beat my dick

No

NO