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Friday, April 21, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do NOT criticize it
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Some people just want to watch the world burn
  4. Twitter has become so fucking silly since musk took over
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/senfettermanpa/status/1649145927402156045?s=46
  6. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Howlingmutant0/status/1649168963757129728
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Loool
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/narry_co/status/1649317386938638336?s=46
  9. This promoted ad is wild
  10. Like why do I need an extendo club
  11. Do I need to beat people?
  12. Matt avatar
    I like the one max has it’s a proper skull cracker
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s beefy
  14. Would hurt a lot
  15. Matt avatar
    Who hoen?
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
  17. Matt avatar
    We really need an I Hoen edit of that
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Truly
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He hit me with that blunderbussy
    Kyle Derrick
  20. Matt avatar
    PaaDee not taking deliveries right now WHAT DO I EAT?
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was also going to say cum
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just got seasweets delivered
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Or lil ceas
  25. Matt avatar
    Walked right into that bukkake
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seasweets is fucking awesome
  27. Matt avatar
    They also aren’t taking deliveries right now what the cum
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shoulda told me if you wanted hoen lunch bro
  29. Matt avatar
    I asked who hoen?
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ooo
  31. It’s been so long I’m losing touch
  32. I’ll be hoen next Friday
  33. Matt avatar
    I had to settle for Killer Burger and I’m not sure I will ever emotionally recover from this
  34. That will depend heavily on the quality of this spicy chicken BLT
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ah shit I hate to do this to you
  36. But it kind of sucks
  37. Matt avatar
    That is tragic. I really wasn’t feeling the beef though
  38. Options get real limited right at noon on friday apparently
  39. Everyone out hoen lunching
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I would have been down but I did not read good
  41. Best Buy like by the airport?
  42. Whoops wrong convo
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/dracoxbt/status/1649474815953076224?s=46
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/singlikeadiva/status/1649334580955197440?s=46
  45. I want this statue for my birthday
  46. That same one, not a facsimile
  47. Matt avatar
    terfposting
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ganja
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Weed/alcohol totally helps migraines
  50. It’s uncanny
  51. Evan
  52. Bike to wayfinder?
  53. Et al
  54. Or anyone else
  55. Nvm bout to rain
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have a festa Italiana so I cannot
  57. Matt avatar
    Wait I wasn’t invited to olive garden
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You aren’t family then
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He means Alice and Fabritzio
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Aye
  61. Matt avatar
    Do they do unlimited soup salad + breadsticks?
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Alice has unlimited puss
  63. Matt avatar
    Sounds vinegary
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s red sauce based
  65. Matt avatar
    well tell your Italian friends gabagool for me
    Evan Bbbender
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They don’t take kindly to that
  67. Matt avatar
    I thought that was a traditional Italian greeting
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s more a Italian American thing
  69. These people are legit pasta italianos
  70. Matt avatar
    Ah a mussolini
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Indeed. Fascist about their meats, sauces and noodles
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’ve had pizza with them 3 times and Alice doesn’t car but Mateo (Fabritzio) thinks everything is shit
  73. I’ll pass along some unlimited soup and salad from you though matt
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Have you considered taking them on a surprise visit to OG?
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No but that would be sick
  76. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1649262376485568512
  77. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1649549998260879360
    Cullen Conway