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Thursday, April 20, 2023

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dioerasabbath/status/1648845506607456258
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not far off
  3. You got that dawg in you bruv
    2
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    More like Amanda had that dawg in her
  5. But never again
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    General alert
  7. Tomorrow is 4/20
  8. Matt avatar
    Cum tits all day
    Evan Bbbender
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking hell yeah let’s go
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys the rocket exploded
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s not how it works kyle
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    On today I think that is an acceptable response to anything
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean it’s always an appropriate response to anything but it won’t net you any points yet
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No points expected
  16. Just a pure 420 blaze it
    2
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Irving finer
  18. Nothing finer*
  19. But also Irving
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Irving Finer
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Irving finger
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m giving myself the Irving finger
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And now I’m edging
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ding HO
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
  26. Unscheduled rapid disassembly
  27. I just had a scheduled rapid disassembly of my bowels
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Disassemble my dick
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean it launched and had the decency to wait to explode until it was more or less in outer space
  30. I wish Elon musk would just focus his energy on Spacex and go away
  31. Matt avatar
    Challenger mode: Unlocked
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s a spicy take evan
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean it was a test launch in all fairness
  34. Matt avatar
    I wish Elon would just get fired into the sun
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And it was a humongous rocket
  36. Well the starship could take him there!
  37. Matt avatar
    That should be his new life mission, figuring out how to get a rocket to the sun to carry himself there for me
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean starship is cool and generally spacex is really cool, it’s sucks that Elon musk controls it tbh
  39. But yes that would be sick
  40. Matt avatar
    Elon should be getting the Jack Ma treatment, spaceX would be fine without him
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I doubt he really does much there all he does is shitpost like a 15 year old
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Livin the dream
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How’s everyone’s 4/20 so far?
  45. Braised?
  46. Matt avatar
    The weed store was very busy
    Evan Bbbender
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    4/20 deals
  48. Makes cheap drugs even cheaper
  49. Matt avatar
    It’s true
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How early were you at the weed store?
  51. Matt avatar
    Hella early cause I wanted to use the car before Jen left for work so it was like 8am
  52. I wasn’t going because its 4/20 daddy just needed weed
  53. The extra deals were nice though
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn. Didn’t think they could even open that early
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    More cluss please
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Only 420 cluss today
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Blaze ish
  59. Blaze jah
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Blaze cluss
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Make me cluss
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Next Saturday looks to be an exceptional day to bike to the moto show
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Count me in
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sounds fun
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/BarryOnHere/status/1649142392342081540?s=20
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think 420 made me gassy
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think it made you gay
    Matt
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro, you know it’s nature not nurture
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s cummy vs tummy
  70. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dizzyborden1972/status/1649170145351282688
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh that’s a banger
  72. Cullen Conway
  73. Max Lieberman avatar
    Here
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Here
  75. Max Lieberman avatar
    Is anyone else here?
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m not
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m here
    Cullen Conway
  79. I’m fucking Hoeny mcpleebins
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who wants to smoke this half ounce blunt with me?
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ganja!!
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also felix is a 420 baby
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ganja 😈
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    I wanna cum
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Make me
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 cum daddy my ow
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 Zion Babylon Zion 🚨Babylon Zion Babylon Zion Babylon Zion Babylon Zion Babylon Zion Babylon Zion Babylon Zion Babylon 🚨

    GANJA LEGALIZE HOPE LEGALIZE LOVE LEGALIZE GANJA 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
  88. Noooooo
  89. NOOOO
  90. Matt avatar
    yes
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Congrats cullen for blazing it on 4/20
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ganja
    Evan Bbbender
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
  94. Lol city
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is it sacrilege to get drunk on 420?
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  97. Make sure you’re having ganja tho
  98. Where are you drinkin
  99. Home?
  100. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s not weekend adjacent bruv
  101. Thems the rules
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Come on cullen
  103. You know it’s a holiday
  104. LEGALIZE it
  105. Don’t crriciW it
    Evan Bbbender