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Felix

A child of indeterminate parentage in the chat (likely [[Kyle Derrick]]'s son or godson, per context), notable in the corpus principally as **the chat's only documented 4/20 baby**, born on April 20 of an unspecified year and acknowledged annually since 2023.

Felix

A child of indeterminate parentage in the chat (likely Kyle Derrick's son or godson, per context), notable in the corpus principally as the chat's only documented 4/20 baby, born on April 20 of an unspecified year and acknowledged annually since 2023.

Felix is the chat's only documented child whose birthday falls on April 20 — a fact disclosed by Kyle Derrick on 2023-04-20 in a single bare-line post:

"Also felix is a 420 baby" — Kyle Derrick, 2023-04-20

The corpus contains four total Felix mentions, all clustered tightly around 4/20 of the relevant year, suggesting that Felix is otherwise invisible to the chat's recordkeeping but reliably surfaces during the chat's most-observed annual holiday (see 4/20 (the holiday)).

The annual observance

Each subsequent April 20 since the 2023 disclosure has produced at least one Felix-related message:

  • 2024-04-18Matt: "Don't ruin Felix's birthday present please" — establishing that gift-giving (rather than mere acknowledgement) is part of the practice.
  • 2024-04-20Kyle Derrick: "Let's have a moment of silence for the Felix four twenty session" — the only documented case in the corpus of a moment-of-silence proposal for a child's birthday.
  • 2026-04-19Kyle Derrick: "We need a Felix/RiZler 420 birthday collab" — the most ambitious Felix-related proposal in the corpus, attempting to merge his birthday with the chat's recurring The Rizzler reference.

Editorial note on parentage

The corpus does not explicitly state Felix's parents. Internal evidence — Kyle Derrick is the sole originator of every Felix-related message; Felix is acknowledged by Kyle in possessive constructions; gift-giving is treated as Kyle's coordination problem — strongly suggests Kyle is the parent or godparent. The encyclopedia adopts this as the working hypothesis but notes the open question.

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