Maeve
The daughter of [[Cullen Conway]] and [[Amanda]], mentioned **121 times** in the corpus from her introduction on **2023-04-08** to the present. The most-referenced of the chat's known children.
Maeve
The daughter of Cullen Conway and Amanda, mentioned 121 times in the corpus from her introduction on 2023-04-08 to the present. The most-referenced of the chat's known children.
Maeve is the daughter of Cullen Conway and Amanda. She first appears in the corpus on 2023-04-08, when Cullen reports:
"Amanda and her mom were just telling me that Maeve has my widdle mouf." — Cullen Conway, 2023-04-08
Within three weeks Cullen has produced what is generally regarded as the chat's most authoritative parenting anecdote:
"Guys I taught Maeve blue steel." — Cullen Conway, 2023-04-19
The blue-steel claim has never been verified by photo, but is widely held by chat consensus.
Subsequent life in the corpus
- 2023-04-27 — Cullen Conway: "I'm grilling with Maeve." Maeve's first attested cooking collaboration.
- 2023-04-27 — Evan Bbbender: "Cullen is Maeve watching the draft today" — the only documented case of the chat asking after a child's NFL Draft viewing habits.
- 2024-09-03 — Brian Ambuel: "I've got a park hang in acknowledgement of Delilah's bday until like noon" — situating Maeve in the small circle of named chat-child birthdays (alongside Brian's child Delilah; see Corn dog (event)).
- 2026-03-28 — Cullen Conway: "Amanda, Maeve, and I will be biking down to the convention center for no Kings around 10:30 if any homies want to join." The first attested invitation for a chat member to attend a No Kings protest alongside another member's child.
- 2026-04-08 — Cullen Conway: "I'll likely be out running around to prep for Maeve's birthday thing but might try to grab a drink if I can swing it." Maeve's birthday is around April 2026.
- 2026-04-10 — Daniel Miller proposes the "platonic ideal" of a hoen day: "Hoen lunch -> Maeve's party -> movie -> kachka -> cullen blacking out at karaoke." Maeve's party occupies the second slot in the day's idealized itinerary.