Saturday, April 8, 2023

Amanda and her mom were just telling me that Maeve has my widdle mouf

Cullen, that is borderline breaking rule number one

It’s absolutely breaking rule #1

Have a good time?

That’s only at the mountain

There is a more universal rule #1

But fantastic response

I don’t remember the universal rule number one

I’m not really sleeping

Don’t sexualize the children

Lol I’m not doing that

What happened to widdle mouf?

Happens

Lol

I just overate

I can feel myself getting fatter

Same bro

What eat

Sushi

Mike rich dropped off a fat sushi load and champagne

Wow that’s fucking sick

It’s chill, I’m moving into the natural metamorphosis into dad bod

🫃🏻

https://twitter.com/troubledhonky/status/1644403072439836674?s=46

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1644575182839742464?s=46

https://twitter.com/kaliyuga_ai/status/1644611357965418497?s=46

Happy birthday cullen

I’m gonna send you a special video later

Oh shit

Happy birthday Mr daddy

Let’s bring the baby out for a little tiny last hurrah maybe at coffin club

Come to Montavilla in the next 10 mins for an ass kicking gang gang

Tough crew

Matt do you and the fam want to meet at tabor at all around 11?

Jen and I going to Skamania lodge today for her bday

O shit it’s her birthday too

Have fun bruh

Here’s my birthday present

That’s a smooth baby

Her bday is Tuesday

Gotcha

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1644656347479261184?s=46

There’s certainly some irony in here

Particularly because he posts the stupidest shit

https://twitter.com/muteneighbor/status/1644502056626192384?s=46

Savage

Savage

Thank you kyle

I am honored

That was on the side of a crowded river trail

I saw you glance to the side

Like checking if people were watching

Like 20-30 people saw me do it

420 meconium shiddies