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The Rizzler

The internet-celebrity child-wrestler whose name [[Evan Bbbender]] adopted into the chat on **2024-10-19** and whose surrounding lore (the *"He is rizzen"* Easter pun, the *420 rizzler* compound, the *Rizzler ozempic arc*) generated **33 in-corpus uses** across two and a half years.

The Rizzler

The internet-celebrity child-wrestler whose name Evan Bbbender adopted into the chat on 2024-10-19 and whose surrounding lore (the "He is rizzen" Easter pun, the 420 rizzler compound, the Rizzler ozempic arc) generated 33 in-corpus uses across two and a half years.

The Rizzler in the Newfound Glory Hole is a partly-real, partly-fictional adolescent celebrity, drawn from the early-2020s online-vernacular term rizz (charisma, often modified by unspoken). The chat treats him as a character whose adventures can be reported in deadpan as a de facto news beat. Across 33 documented mentions, Evan Bbbender is the principal narrator and Kyle Derrick the principal foil.

Etymology

The form rizzen — used as a 4/20-adjacent Easter pun — predates the noun rizzler by six months in the corpus. Evan Bbbender posts on 2024-03-31 (Easter):

"He is rizzen" — Evan Bbbender, 2024-03-31

The pun is reused on 2025-04-20 as the 4/20 observance:

"He is rizzen" — Evan Bbbender, 2025-04-20 "He is the rizzler" — Matt, 2025-04-20 "AI generated Bob Marley He is Risen inage" — Kyle Derrick, 2025-04-20

This 2025 4/20 thread is the rare case in which the chat replaces the standard 420 blaze it ritual with a Rizzler-themed observance. See 4/20 (the holiday) for the full ritual sequence.

The October 2024 thread

The proper noun Rizzler enters the chat on 2024-10-19 in a question from Matt:

"Not a rizzler guy but you love hawk tuah?" — Matt, 2024-10-19

The next day Evan Bbbender adopts the name in a single declarative:

"I am the rizzler" — Evan Bbbender, 2024-10-20

Kyle Derrick poses the question that the chat never definitively answers:

"What the fuck is the rizzler anyways?" — Kyle Derrick, 2024-10-29

The chat answers Kyle's question only in negative form, by accumulating uses without exegesis. By mid-November Evan is "a rizzler guy" (2024-11-10), Kyle is reviewing his musical output ("Rizzler's verse is 🔥", 2024-11-15), and Cullen Conway is calling him "Rizzler proper" (2024-11-16).

The Druski incident

The Rizzler's most-discussed real-world moment is reported by Kyle on 2025-01-29:

"Druski made the rizzler cry on Kai Cenats live stream" — Kyle Derrick, 2025-01-29

The same line, prefixed with 420, is then repeated by Cullen Conway two days later — establishing the encyclopedia's working theory that the chat treats Druski made the rizzler cry on Kai Cenats live stream as the canonical full sentence-form invocation of the entire Rizzler arc.

Rizzler as a vector for other discourse

Beyond his standalone references, the Rizzler is repeatedly used as a vector for other chat discourse:

  • Geopolitics: Evan Bbbender, 2024-11-07: "But honestly. If embracing Chinese supremacy means that I have to give up the rizzler, they can come and fucking claim him".
  • Body image: Matt, 2025-01-29: "Rizzler ozempic arc coming".
  • Race relations: Kyle, 2025-01-31: "Rizzler now has an n word pass".
  • Cross-marketing: Kyle, 2026-04-19, in a 4/20 birthday collab proposal (see 4/20): "We need a Felix/RiZler 420 birthday collab".

See also

See also