Wednesday, January 29, 2025

Did you get the email offer Brian?

Wait you still have to work the whole time you just don’t have to go back into the office? That’s fucking hilarious

https://x.com/jimmybuffett/status/1884016693317624009

Isn’t Jimmy Buffett dead?

https://x.com/ok_but_still/status/1884350989953618042

Sipping on that great sponge cake in the sky

https://x.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1884399309891801103

https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/1884313232946651413

I am no longer injecting my sons blood

Evan, get a “don’t die” shirt

And kyle can get a “die” shirt

He looks pretty good

https://x.com/nise_yoshimi/status/1842764852915540185

https://www.progressosoupdrops.com/

Gotta score the soup drops when they drop again next Thursday

Progresso made soup flavored throat lozenges

Would

https://x.com/fritolaysia/status/1884310190490804635

Damn I mean he ain’t wrong

https://x.com/citehchris/status/1884365198753939654

That would be a big burden off max

Ey man you got cigaret

https://x.com/edzitron/status/1884487483439628569

https://x.com/Mike_Pence/status/1884435002848387249

https://x.com/geet_eth/status/1884616563124490420

This was me after cutting my hand open in Brussels at 3 am. Billy and my cousin got me a kebab

lol satellite has a dumpling for dumpling week

Evan, please get that dumpling

I would never

It’s Buffalo chicken

Been shidding all morning because I did not consider the beans factor

https://x.com/samstein/status/1884636942077133111

More like MILFepristone

Am I right?

https://x.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1884661926212333631

Anyone want to grab some dinner and drinks Friday to celebrate the end of dry January and usher in gay February?

I’m down to hang, not sure if I’ll make dinner

Love this

I’m likely down for a few after dinner drinks

What’s the over under drink count for cullen getting cut off?

After his period of abstaining

4

(I don’t have a new haircut or it would be 5)

I’d def take the over

😈

Druski made the rizzler cry on Kai Cenats live stream

Kyle activating zoomer mode

Wow Kyle, what a sentence

I’m ashamed that my brain can even parse it

Same

https://youtu.be/1WV_Rvp_QPc

He refers to him as the “lil fat n****”

I’ll take your word for it

Rizzler ozempic arc coming

Does this mean rizzler has an n word pass now?

Always has had one

(Italian)

https://x.com/PressSec/status/1884672871944901034

https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1884702144198033815

Lmao the restraining order is in relation to the previous presssec tweet

Bringing back a classic

Classic banger

(Still horny)