Thursday, September 10, 2020

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1303846174210756608

Why does Travis Scott have a McDonald’s burger?

I’m so confused by this

I thought it was joke

It’s lit

Good weather for some cigs

LOOOOOOOOOOO

L

THATS A BANGER

More Henny for us

The air quality index for Detroit is 484

It’s 63 here

Which site/app do you use

Just the native iOS weather app

Track my dinger

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ipwkgq/morgan_freeman_x_jackie_chan/

https://v.redd.it/ztnv43vo09m51

Happy football day

🥳

AFC DIVISIONAL REMATCH GAME BOYS

any hot takes?

Should have been the bills in that game they were robbed

Not this year though

They won’t be robbed twice

Uncrowned Super Bowl champs

A much disputed claim

Nah I’m brostradamus over here I see these things

I believe that 2020 is the year of the dolphin

Most importantly, the 5-day fantasy cycle has begun

https://mobile.twitter.com/jaredbkeller/status/1304061131414220805

**anime guy looking at a butterfly meme**

Is this...space?

Oh yeah it’s bad

Not many runners out this morning

Yeah I opened all my windows to try and get the cool air inside, it may have been a mistake

But at least I can smoke inside now

That was definitely a mistake

Air is moderate this morning but overnight I think it was pretty bad

Yeah I had them shut all night and it was showing moderate this morning

But now it shows unhealthy so I’ve closed things

https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1303106537813168135

O shit spoiler

https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1303786599768092677

I’ll jump through a table to that

Anyone have bets for when that huge earthquake is gonna occur this year?

My guess is October

Round out the year in December

https://www.wweek.com/news/2020/09/09/there-are-more-cases-of-shigellosis-than-covid-19-in-portland-area-homeless-camps/?fbclid=IwAR0FPln2wCEKvEbUkZ9N013Lcr7CAhQ7iUigwCL8hzR6_FhuAOhLre_sHq

Not covid, but diarrhea!

That’s because they’re in china town in that photo

https://twitter.com/nwsportland/status/1304123057557008385?s=10

Eh i rent

I’m from Buenos Aires and I say burn ‘em all

I think I need a gas mask

I’m shocked Matt hasn’t called you a pussy for that comment

I’m just fragile

Tee hee

😂🍔🏙

Looooooolburg

Leeeeeeeeeeeeel

https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1304098892133400577?s=10

I’m leaning naughty

Acab

Rofloat

That’ll work

I think I get the gist of your argument anyway

Rant! Rant!

Acab

Yea give us the boot licker take

Hit us with some predominant evidence

Lofty rhetoric

From the newspaper in Olympia Washington, it’s like you’re choosing sources that support what you think

Seems like the cops knew something like this was going down they should have filmed it and that could clear and awful lot of things u

I wonder why they won’t do that

Deep, bro

Washington post reported differing eye witness accounts

And your immediate response is to jump to the defense of the police

And anyone listening to a different account is just looking for what they want to hear

Well that’s a piss poor rant then

To your general thesis, Dan, I agree that twitter is a forum that allows that type of information sharing.

Selective information sharing

But I defer to my lawyer, Mr. Woodman, regarding this particular case

You can’t make up that detail about him eating a gummy worm

DIONTAE JOHNSON HURT

I REAPEAT

DIONTAE JOHNSON HURT

So is Courtland Sutton

NO!!

DIONTAE!!

Is he bleeding from his mouth again?

I think it’s a minor foot thing

But Evan loves DIONTAE

So you’re saying I shouldn’t be adding James Washington as we speak?

Because it’s a little late for that

I’m shocked you haven’t already

He is the clear leader to win that

Anyone else gonna get drunk and watch some fooball tonight?

Nah I’m burning trash in my back yard instead

Nice

Hopefully while smoking a huge cigar

Just water it like a plant

Isn’t there supposed to be a sponge or something you keep wet?

Yeah I think you often just add water to some sponge type thing

And it keeps them stoges moist

Is it a walk-in humidor?

Uh oh

Next to the wine cellar

Antifa started these wildfires

Kyle I’ll watch footies

It wasn’t an invite

It was just a general stoke check

We’re all coming

Kyles place at 5?

Alright

Byoh

Bring your own Humidor?

Just dunk it in the bathtub

My manager may have to evacuate his house

Where does he live

Boring

He is gonna come stay with me

But don’t worry I told him byoh

Excellent I love a full house

He can sleep on the guitar rack

I’ll get drunk and watch football but just by myself

And be harassed by Evan narrating every yard Mahomes or CEH gets

Nah you’re good man I’ve already accepted I’m getting a 50 burger dropped on me

Don’t use your fucking dark magic juju on me

5️⃣0️⃣🍔

Your reverse jinx game smh

Evan has this mental preservation move that he

Trump is probably going to win though

Sadly it is seeming more and more likely

“No way the Pack win this week man”

Yea you going to pick up phones for sleepy Joe?

Would you put down 100k to net 22k?

Doesn’t seem worth it...

Straight up

Perhaps I’ll put down a few prop bets tonight. Last football game I won like 100 bucks on a prop bet

I’m pretty confident chiefs will win

But that’s a big risk

Yeah, seems dumb

Ooo

That’s some action

Dude

I want in

Which league though?

He’s already made two moves

If you consult the wire

Yeah it’s too late for j hole week 1

You need to keep the bet private from Eva

Otherwise he has the power to skew it

I just got an official line from the commish

But can’t tell Evan

Nope

😈

Max renamed his team from “John ‘Table’ Brown” to “Hollywood Table Brown”

Guys are missing out on James Robinson my dudes!!

Cullen if you beat me in fantasy I’ll buy you this

https://store.patmcafeeshow.com/products/t-shirt-if-i-die-2020?variant=32819963461714

Deal

Yeah there’s really no benefit for me here

Except you have to wear it every time we wat h football together

My only stipulation

And if I win you owe me 2 beers

At bars

Yeah yeah

I get to wear it under my jersey tho

Sometimes

Perhaps I should tell you tho... DAVID MONTGOMERY IS ACTIVE

🤯

OH NO

56 yards inbound

Maybe a wildcat where he fumbles it, because Nagy

Or he misses a PAT, because Nagy

Taco Charlton is out tonight!

Noooo