Wednesday, April 8, 2026

https://everout.com/portland/events/the-portland-mercurys-pizza-week-2026/e222744/

Saying this in advance: everyone should not work on Friday 4/24 so we can maximize pizza intake

A 420/pizza week collab

That’s gonna be a 30mg Monday

Yeah that’s a good point

https://x.com/sherlock_hodles/status/2041622186197209089

Israel doing their best to sabotage the ceasefire by doing atrocities in Lebanon

As a two-week ceasefire takes hold, Iran is asserting formal control over the Strait of Hormuz — requiring oil tankers to pay tolls in Bitcoin and submit cargo details before passage, the Financial Times reports

This is good for bitcoin?

It’s an old meme

Bitcoin is inevitable my man!

Just like NFTs

BTC jumped to 200k with that news

I’ve moved on from Iran 🥱 to the Dianna Russinni/Mike Vrabel scandal 🔥

Also good for bitcoin

What’s the scandal? Arrest everyone involved with that organization I don’t need to hear anymore

Oh he’s been banging the reporter who’s been covering him forever?

Fire them both

Just a lil extra marital

https://thelibertyline.com/2026/04/08/dianna-russini-aj-brown-mike-vrabel/

As respectable birds fans, your parents should NEVER house Dianna russinni!!

I knew there had to be a real patriots trying to actually cheat scandal in there. Cheating on top of cheating!

A culture of cheating, if you will

Everyone waits with bated breath at Brian’s response

You get a shot at Dianna, you take it

Brian’s cooking

I got nothing

Sorry guys

Jesus Christ

Left my cursor on the message and got distracted

But really, a clandestine cheating get away should be done in an air bnb if you’re a public person

Amateur shit

Russini was accused of sleeping around for scoops by a GMs wife back in 2015 so you think she would know this

Rapaport must be a regular Nancy Reagan

Maybe half the thrill is getting caught

Reacted 🐐 to “Rapaport must be a regular Nancy Reagan ”

Or the possibility of getting caught

What’s the point of cheating if nobody knows? It’s like buying a Honda without its signature H

Speaking of, how’s your Honda?

Does it still have the H?

Nobody knows

I saw Evan’s exact Honda the other day and it made me nostalgic and sad

Was Matt driving it?

Please notify me if he was

No snitching

Matts gotta stick together

Matt solidarity

https://x.com/ihartitz/status/2041558984734158937?s=46

Jordan love in elite company

Straights closed again that was a fun little fantasy

Not to be the pedant, but since Kyle doesn’t have the courage to do what’s right

It’s “strait”

I’m not 😘

You open or closed?

Gotta pay the toll

Of course

Let’s go from Hormuz to Hoenz

Any hoens?

https://x.com/elgreengo_/status/2041853261200736378?s=46

I bought the first one but haven’t started reading it. Yall ready for a shitty peacock show?

I’m hopeful that it will be good tbh

Peacock makes me think it will be bad

Reacted ✊🏽 to “Matt solidarity ”

But alas

Time will tell

Time off to read a book? Don’t you just audiobook while doing other stuff?

Ahhh

The audiobooks are quite the production tbh

Like very impressive

https://x.com/nygov/status/2041879449658921326?s=46

Unironically blutos?

I’ll likely be out running around to prep for Maeve’s birthday thing but might try to grab a drink if I can swing it

Would love to see the crew show up guys

O fuck it might rain?! What is this shit

I remember my first spring in Portland

https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2041943537386958858

It’s a fucking mess

Oh yea Happy Birthday Cullen?

Thanks homie

Wednesday birthdays should be illegal wtf is that

Happy birthday cuell

Happy birthday cullen

Happy girthday

May thy dick cummeth over

Thanks boys

Hope Amanda pounds your gash extra hard tonight

There’s a lot of bad stuff happening in the world but this in particular makes me believe that hell is real

https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/2041924610216677498?s=46

https://x.com/halfwaypost/status/2041995679346647444?s=46

American Reformation coming in hot