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Tuesday, April 7, 2026

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/thestalwart/status/2041488555143200902?s=46
  2. Nuke! Nuke! Nuke!
  3. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/FmrRepMTG/status/2041499550012084690
  4. Why are mtg and tucker leading this why aren’t Dems saying shit?
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    People are saying shit, look at this guy
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Incompetence or “let the right eat itself into the mid terms”
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://x.com/xAsamoahx/status/2041199544700924205?s=20
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mmm cocaine
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good for the heart
  10. Matt avatar
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The greatest show on earth
  12. We’ve got the moon flyby live stream and Iranian genocide on the same day
  13. Nice lineup!
  14. Matt avatar
    Dems should be encouraging people to hit the streets to oppose this but they are not an actual opposition party
  15. Fucking pathetic
  16. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/2041525368016765110
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Prez is just posting ragebait bro!!
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This shit is kind of insane
  19. How can a president be talking about wiping a civilization out and not get removed
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A gradual ratcheting up of the acceptance of what we deem as normal speech? Particularly trump speech
  21. https://x.com/deitaone/status/2041527327817974169?s=46
  22. Nukes would be sick tho
  23. Matt avatar
    Why would nukes be sick?
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It would be historic!
  25. Matt avatar
    That’s a psychotic take
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’m kidding dude
  27. It’s fucking horrible
  28. Like abomination level
  29. Errr let’s go atrocity
  30. Then again…
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/dccommonsense/status/2041543024636039257?s=46
  32. Dan is on a HEATER
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Did trump actually talk about nukes
  34. I missed that one
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No but the threat of ending a civilization usually implies nuclear detonation
  36. Matt avatar
    “A whole civilization will die tonight”
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s playing aoe
    Evan Bbbender
  38. Matt avatar
    White House denies they are considering nukes at this time
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hard to take anything he says seriously, also said we had regime change and there would be a peace treaty in the same day
  40. Matt avatar
    Seems like laying the groundwork for doing atrocities that will be followed by but at least he didn’t drop a nuke
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll be surprised if he does anything but chicken out
  42. Just more gibberish and then doing nothing
  43. That’s kind’ve his way
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah the whole point is like at what point is it not okay to just say insane shit
  45. Like where is the line
  46. (This should absolutely be the line)
  47. Lol Cory booker is here meeting with the CEO
  48. looks like somebody is gonna run for president
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    I find him so boring
  50. Matt avatar
    Cory Booker has 0% chance of being president
  51. Max Lieberman avatar
    Evan BbbenderLol Cory booker is here meeting with the CEO
    He’s just trying to get a discount on quarter zips sweaters
    Matt
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s getting a sensual suck down instead
  53. Max Lieberman avatar
    Susan “sensual suck” Boyle
    Daniel Miller
  54. Matt avatar
    Think we might go see The Drama @ 3:45 Sat before the festivities, not sure if anyone else is interested
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll see if heathers in
  56. Maybe we’ll go see exit 8 or project Hail Mary just to oppose you guys
  57. (Exit 8 will be cooler)
  58. Matt avatar
    Not sure what that is but I noticed it was top billing @ Laurelhurst this weekend
  59. So many movies all the sudden
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I know kind of overwhelming but I really want to see exit 8, I’ll see whatever though. Anyways let me ask Heather when I get hom
  61. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/nkulw/status/2041580551061020969
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    Tucker has a special place in my heart. I’ve wanted to run him over with my car since 2003.
  63. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/skyler_higley/status/2041579005678383172
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    The grapefruit technique ?
  65. Do you sprinkle sugar on it before?
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    Did trump do the mumble gibberish and back down thing yet
  67. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jacksfilms/status/2041570455119937552
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2041622036498571280?s=46
  69. Did this son of a bitch really art of the deal
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Shocking
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Unbelievable really
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    Were being sarcastic here, right ?
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean if he taco’d, very sarcastic
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    He literally tacod an entire war on Tuesday
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A taco Tuesday!
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    He taco Tuesday’d the obliteration of an entire civ
  77. Fuck, kinda makes me wanna do a double hoen this week
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A bang bang or what
  79. Matt avatar
    Dan’s excitement mean his poly market cease fire bets are going to hit?
    Daniel Miller
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    Definitely. I should clarify, it has 0 to do with my cousins welfare or my heritage, I’m in it for the smug sense of self satisfaction that you can only feel when you win money off people from the interne
    Matt
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Next, to Cuba
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    God, what a horrible waste
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The worst part is like this will be touted as a huge accomplishment
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    Certainly by trump, but I’m not sure he’ll be able to get many people to go along with him this time
  85. From the more conservative Israeli paper
  86. Like nobody is happy with this
  87. This is worse than that time you came out for hoen lunch and then left for work after 1 beer
  88. Horrible
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ever since they fired so many people I’ve really had to take on a lot more work and it suck’s
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    Now that we’ve won the war with iran, everything will turn around
  91. Things are coming up mill house
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is it
  93. This is the year I finally start having sex again
    Daniel Miller
  94. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ready the gash
  95. Matt avatar
    So the “10 point plan” Trump is referring to has been the same Iranian proposal for weeks meaning this has been a bluff from the beginning?
    Daniel Miller
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He was never going to nuke!
  97. He couldn’t even invade Greenland!
  98. Low T
  99. This guy called it
  100. https://x.com/tommysantos14/status/2041546397158400403?s=46
  101. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s just so desparate to get out
  102. Matt avatar
    0 chance the straight is open tomorrow for free
  103. Daniel Miller avatar
    What if we wake up tomorrow and Cory Booker is president of a free and open strait of hormuz
  104. Matt avatar
    Than call me Notstradamus for not ever being right in my predictions
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I wonder if they’ll just charge a fee now
  106. It’s a toll strait
  107. Matt avatar
    Part of the 10 point plan was a 2 mil charge per boat
  108. Split w/their neighbor
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Straight cash homie
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    Another one of the ten points was lifting all sanctions on iran
  111. Hard to imagine either of those
  112. Cory booker 2028 seems more likely
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/bricsinfo/status/2041648552611356894?s=46
  114. Matt avatar
    Who’s that goober
  115. Daniel Miller avatar
    No new missiles No, New Missiles
  116. Yeah , that account is on my blocklist, so I have found it displeasing
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I donno, there were a few other accts reporting the same thing
  118. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/araghchi/status/2041655156215799821
  119. OK the straight might be opened
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I might have to delete Twitter when this gets touted as a huge win for trump
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, please. Don’t.
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’d miss my mental illness
  123. Though it would surely manifest in some other fashion