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Thursday, April 9, 2026

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Over under for this flight is 4.5
  2. Place your bets
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Penis, or dick?
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cock
    Evan Bbbender
  6. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2042212962140586209
  7. Look if Kyle was responsible for not doing the right thing before now it will be Dan’s fault
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Say what you will about Donald Trump but he always follows through
  9. What are other memecoin devs doing for their community?
  10. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/edzitron/status/2041979999486460193
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2042230297052537230?s=46
  12. This is obviously because AI has taken all white collar jobs
  13. Matt avatar
    Everyone knows that crime pays and everybody does it
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s because AI has eliminated all white collar jobs so there’s no white collar crime to commit actually
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Blacked.collar
  17. Are we blutin’ tomorrow?
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll blute.
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    I might fuck around and blute it
  20. Matt avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Are we blutin’ tomorrow?”
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m excited to get my fingers on the last piece of the itty bitty sausage kebab
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dip it in hummus, the world is your oyster
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sucking cock? Or cockly sucking?
  24. Max Lieberman avatar
    Would be a street treasure if it wasn’t the filthiest fucking hat
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Put it on your head and start sweating to see if it gets you high through osmosis
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Smart
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/chuckfbass/status/2042238229093507424?s=46
    Matt
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The Kraft one is so good
  29. Brian Ambuel avatar
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s a tiny consolation, but I’ll take it.
  31. https://x.com/ForecasterEnten/status/2042280179855225285
  32. Matt avatar
    But what does ja rule think?
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hes mesmerized
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is there some anecdote here I don’t know about
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/stories/jerrystavern/3871224833183696597?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=OXpzYzFvb3drejlj
  36. wtf! Mark Murphy was at Jerry’s
  37. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/mbalazo/status/981982173891883010
    Daniel Miller
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/dril/status/2042308561183887613?s=46
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fucking chud on my flight is wearing a trump hat and it isn’t even the red one
    Evan Bbbender
  40. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Dark maga?
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not even that. It’s camo and kind of stolen valor looking
  42. And it has the stupid sharpee signature on the brim
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You should fuck him up
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/trueanonpod/status/2042299374584156670?s=46
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    Oh yeah only 3 more months until we get to see UFC on the White House lawn
    Matt
  46. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 🤮 to “https://x.com/trueanonpod/status/20422993745841566…”
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    BOOM! There goes the BOOM!
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    If Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus were alive today, he would definitely go on Rogan and be a huge UFC dude
  49. Matt avatar
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why is he so blurry
  51. Is this porn
  52. Matt avatar
    Ancient ufc clip
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    O, its pre war
  54. I started drinking all the pre war beers in my house last night
  55. Then started asking alice how we would celebrate victory-iran day
  56. None of it landed particularly well
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good concept though
  58. Matt avatar
    I think we’re going to do Exit 8 at 4pm Sat not sure if anyone is more interested in that than the drama
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    When is cullens kachka thing
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
  62. The best hour for dudes to bang dudes
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    So true
  64. The hour of the eel.
    Evan Bbbender
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan come to the movie
  66. It’s Japanese horror!
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, Alice is out of town, would have to move my baby sitter
  68. Last time she was out of town I moved it from 6pm to 1pm
  69. I’ll reach out to her
    Evan Bbbender
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Beautiful
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    What theatre
  72. Matt avatar
    Daniel Miller
  73. Let me know if you’re in I’ll grab another ticket
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok, she can come at 3, I’m in.
  75. Is it super scary ?
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hard to say
  77. Just go into it with an open mind
  78. And next thing you know it’s Robert Pattinson covered in cum in space all over again
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    I still am a bit traumatized from that
  80. So many dead dogs, so much cum being carried around
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah, that was a very unusual one!
  82. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/thedailybeast/status/2042339540828823862
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Unbelievable
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    It is unbelievable Epstein referred to his plan as the “Lolita express” , when loose goose is just lyin there for the takin
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m starting to think that this Epstein fella might not be a good guy