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Friday, April 10, 2026

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hoen lunch -> Maeve’s party -> movie -> kachka -> cullen blacking out at karaoke
  2. Big sequence coming up
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    *blacking out at Katchka
    Kyle Derrick
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Let’s order a kilogram of vodka
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Getting cut off at Karaoke
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can’t happen, new haircut
    Kyle Derrick
  7. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  8. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m in for the movie. What seats yall got?
  9. Matt avatar
    Row D
    Brian Ambuel
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah it’s a crew
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hey dudes, we’ll have some seltzers and such at the park but it’s BYO for any daddy drinks
  12. FYI
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No redbulls????
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh I forget there will be a cooler of red bulls
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Should we do a full group karaoke of We Are Charlie Kirk tomorrow night?
  17. Matt avatar
    Wen hoen
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fine I’ll go it alone
  19. Matt avatar
    Carry the flame Cullen
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    (Cues up the photo of me burning that book)
    Evan Bbbender
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Standard 12:30?
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    1230 works , could also do later if there is interest
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could do 1 I region
  24. Reckon
  25. Brian Ambuel avatar
    12:30 is my sweet spot
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    12:30 it is
  27. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Could do 1 if that’s the preference
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s all cum to me
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/kenki_kids/status/2042218332099924170?s=46
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lets do 1230
  31. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/kos_data/status/2042621172001521825
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    I got pulled into a bunch of shit at work and I’m doubtful for Blutos
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    You got your shit pulled in
    Kyle Derrick
  34. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Did you tell them it’s your birthday Hoen?
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/blockclubchi/status/2042633729751793912?s=46
  36. Unleashing this much new phish content is a borderline war crime
  37. Max Lieberman avatar
    I’ll be there 5 late
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What does that mean in Max time
  39. Max Lieberman avatar
    10 late
  40. Brian Ambuel avatar
    10 late here
  41. I’m good with the usual fare if yall want to order
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    3
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/2042684197261693342?s=46
  44. I had wondered about this
  45. Matt avatar
    Why wonder when you can safely assume
  46. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Never a question
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sleepy Joe set a precedent
  48. With his autopen pardons
  49. Matt avatar
    Didn’t trump do some blanket pardons the first time?