Thursday, January 1, 2026

My dick is too hard to be small

Is this a play off, with a dick so large it will make you hard?

It could be, it was a loose thought but needed to be recorded

Mmmmmmm k

Proof

I wouldn’t start this early

I’m a sober

Yeah I thought pre dinner k was a bit aggressive

Have a holiday cocktail, bitch

I stopped hitting the k after my lunch break

Look bro you better put up or shut up

Yeah, put your penis where your mouth is

Youre in luck, I took a video of each bump I did throughout the day

Yall wanna hit this shit after the k?

Yes

Ok I’ll let them know I’ll be coming back with friends

And drugs

And drugs

Evan can yell move the kid

Mmm k

We are triangulated around our meeting point

No

If you want it, come and claim it

Moonshot or holmans

?

Look, we all know Holman’s is where we’re meeting

It can only be Jared

I’ll probably be on 28th around 7:30 or 7:45

Dan, are you at Chloe’s?

Maeve is wasted

Same

Boosting this

Walking to Holmans

I’m delayed

Look to the east at 8pm

In our uber

Make sexy faces

Sexy faces??

Sexy faces

I am k holing

The cold air feels good

Is he in an air lock?

He’s a dui astronaut

Matt, heather, Anna, Jen, and I are at the Goodfoot

It’s lit

Dylan is here and he gave me a bump

Yal attack

Mmmm k

I feel pain!

https://x.com/nickharrisfwst/status/2006577939459223798?s=46

This man is 60 years old

Round 2?

I’m going to throw up

Let’s go get wasted and watch Dux

Great drug party guys!!

Can’t wait to do it again next year

Hope everyone is feeling okay

I feel horrible

Didn’t realize yall were such fiends for the k

Yes you did

Not for the k

As long as it’s abuse

Yall wild for that

I’ve learned a valuable lesson

30mg dose is appropriate amount and no one can tell me otherwise

Yeah it’s crazy we all did the drugs you got us

I didn’t expect the repeated use tbh

Guess o should have known better

We didn’t run out of drugs at any point

And that’s when you normally stop

I’m impressed no one else holed

Did you hole/

?

At holmans

Holemans

Wasn’t no fun

Semicharmed kinda life halftime show is lit

3EB?

Hell yeah brother

Yeah that’s random af

https://x.com/kwharrison13/status/2006496838581629199?s=46

Boner kings

https://x.com/atrupar/status/2006740946453754226

Disgusting meal for a disgusting person

Dux

Dux

I already ate my first Big Mac of 2026

Anyone still succeeding at no nut 2026?

Anyone else succeeding at smash your dick so intensely that it starts speaking in tongues January?

https://x.com/davidsacks/status/2006797324035760347?s=46

Yall wanna run last night back?

Way ahead of you

K holemansing as we speak