Friday, January 2, 2026

420 holemans

https://x.com/mixedgrass666/status/2006449995374014650

Mountain next week?

I’d like to try but it will be hard to take a day after my office has been closed for two weeks

For sure

Only day I can’t really do is Thursday

Then again, you can’t predict when a “bug” will get you

Wot

I could get sick

And play hookie

And crack my hog

Ahhh

Creamy LeDoux

Forecast is not particularly favorable new snow wise

Lots of rain leading up to it too

Damn

At this point it’s kind of like, if not now, when?

Good lord

On that note

Quote of the year right there

Since it’s confusingly worded, is this from…rainfall?

Yes

Seems like it was dumping up there

Damn man

Good new guys, I still have a lot of k left

Yaaaay

I’m doing drug induced psychosis January

Directly following drug induced psychosis December?

You’ll fit right in with all the shambling homeless in old town

Surely you can’t top your December drug intake

December’s psychosis was au natural

https://x.com/hammlittle/status/2006823553644245065

Reacted 😂 to “I feel like an absolute monster for suggesting it, but it is friday…”

Looool

I have a deadline today so I couldn’t really hang until like 1 or 1:30 so I’m probably out

Can you even hoen without alcohol?

Or is it merely lunch?

No it is not

Are you all doing dry January?

Portland sober (drugs only)

I’m not

I’m doing Buffalo sober

Just not drinking dark liquors

We can just take ketamine

Except amari

I’m doing full sober January

Not even any drugs

Not even nicotine?

That I will ease off of over a week

I’m doing steam sober

O

I’m doing the same amount of drugs and alcohol as I do every month

Hell yeah matt

Right there with ya

If I get laid off then I may even increase the amounts I do

I’m not doing dry January

But I am doing fuck all my friends February

Around 1/13

What about suck all my friends Saturdays?

Those still on?

Never stopped

Who won that argument?

Drug induced suckosis

Absolute banger of a new years

I really want a fucking Dimos sammy

Sounds like a hoen call

If yall can wait, but no guarantees it’d have to be like 1

Sure

Anyone trying to see that fuckin movie with me this weekend?

Yeah I’m down

I’d prefer the early matinee tomorrow or any time Sunday

Or tonight I guess

Early matinee as in noon? I’d rather do 330 but I guess matinee is fine too

Not tonight for me

Don’t think I can do 330 tomorrow

Heather is in if 330

Ah ok

Or Sunday

I can probably do whenever Sunday but Jen likely won’t be in

Would she join if noon?

Either day

No I don’t think she’s joining either way

I think she’s a closet Timmy hater

Ahhh

Ok let’s do Sunday 330

https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/2006921833984167976

OK lunch doesn’t look like it’s going to work for me unfortunately

GERT!

https://x.com/nikicaga/status/2007152220245279029

really hope someone sues the fuck out of him

Awful human

The tech ghouls own the legislature on both sides at this point they will absolutely make themselves immune from consequences here

Damn meadows is closed Saturday too that is REALL bad

Is it a similar process to how they approached reconstructing Humpty Dumpty?

If they got that much water it must have fucked the snow badly

Because my understanding is that all the kings horses and all the kings men were incapable of that feat

Ice rink

The cams are depressing

So much brown

If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town

🤮

https://x.com/wsj/status/2007093614266970334?s=46

Are you guys shilling out for children’s sushi?

He’s ready for Osaka

But not shodoshima

We just going to YOLO see the movie at 3 today

So much fanfare over a movie that sounds mid

O shit

It has certainly felt like more of an ordeal than normal for seeing a damn movie. Can’t speak to its quality yet

Yeah I’m sure it’s a perfectly cromulent film

Cromulent-ass film

https://x.com/d0wnsideofme/status/2006970570769101234?s=46

Jesus

Evil abounds in the name capitalism

Everything is fucked and everybody sucks

What you wanna justify?

Pulverizing your dick off?

RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF

JERKIN SOMEONES DICK OFF

Maybe he wasn’t wrong, he was just early

https://x.com/barbarismcrit/status/2007167182535569665

Anyone else have bloody and mucuousy stool from the ketamine?

No just from the ass pounding

And possibly from dans shitty blowjob

Which was so bad I started shitting blood

Whoa

Anyone with a yard wanna get together and burn a bunch of Christmas trees?

I’m in

For real?

I have a tree I’d add to the fire

We can burn them in the back of Cullen’s old apartment

That’s the sort of burning I’ve envisioned

It could become an MLK day weekend tradition