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Wednesday, December 31, 2025

  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/RobertFreundLaw/status/2006111090539687956
  2. Wild that they’re trying to protect these companies from lawsuits
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Freund means friend in German
  4. Fun lil factoid about Rob Freund
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My freund ass is always shitting on cum night 🙄
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    What
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I second that what
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It was meaningless
  9. Nonsensical
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You? Meaningless non sequitur? Never.
  11. Now it has meaning
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Broooooo
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    I was just surprised I forgot cum might
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a big change!
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/theluxeworld/status/2005671846323392811?s=46
  16. Orcas across the world, assemble!
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How the hell is Jordan a billionaire? Isn’t he a gambling addict?
  18. Matt avatar
    Guess he’s pretty good at it
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Have you heard of Nike and the Jordan brand bro
    Evan Bbbender
  20. Matt avatar
    He’s like the Michael Jordan of gambling
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Real gamblers never win
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Real cummers never gamble
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You guys think wingstop has a NYE event?
    Daniel Miller
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wingstop cdmx??
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was thinking mall 205
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Goodfoot has Yak Attack ringing in the new years
  27. We can be on K watching Rowan rip
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol, this is 100% happening
    Cullen Conway
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No please
  30. Please no
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    You can’t stop the pull of the yak
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen Conway
  33. That evan and marna
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, maybe they’ll play the Steve and Steve’s track at midnight
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t all their songs sound like that
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes, that’s the beauty of it
  37. They are the pacific northwest’s premier live electronic power trio
  38. And our LC friends will be there and evan will score a bag instantly
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    They describe themselves as trip hop bro. Don’t diss the yak
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean I took a direct quote from the billing
  41. That also says trip hop
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    We are in danger of having a good time
    Cullen Conway
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    Good news Evan
  44. Matt avatar
    Read your own post homey it said 100 tickets available at the door at 9
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Read me out, asshole
  46. Matt avatar
    Reacted with a sticker to “Read me out, asshole ”
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Should we have Rowan put  all of us on the list
    Cullen Conway
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/fruitpibble/status/2006101870138282110?s=46
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So are we trying to find an event or what?
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    We found it, Kyle
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Assuming we show up at 9 and drop $40 each?
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    I imagine we all converge on 28th at like 7 and see where the night goes
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
  54. Though I kind of hate holmans
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean there’s no way we don’t hit that up for a bit
  56. Like that’s just our natural pull and the cocktail bars are going to be mayhem
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just because of the bar queue area
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I mean everywhere will be a clustwrfuc
  60. It is amateur night after all
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sad night to be a professional
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Every night is
    Max Lieberman
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Should I wear my Bitcoin bucket hat?
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Always
  65. Matt avatar
    Bender fuck the office let’s see Marty supreme tomorrow
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Marty subprime
  67. I’ll see it on the 1st
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hungover as fuck
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean noon tomorrow is too early to start getting high and drunk
  70. And I’m not going to see that movie sober
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ahhh there’s the rub
    Matt
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
  73. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I could maybe do 1/1
  74. Not because I want to be high and drunk, due to other scheduling matters
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ll be up at 9 am drinking, railing k and watching the dux choke
    Cullen Conway
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can I join?
  77. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 🙋🏼‍♂️ to “I’ll be up at 9 am drinking, railing k and watching the dux choke”
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I will also be furiously gooning
    Cullen Conway
  79. But yes
  80. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 🙋‍♂️ to “I will also be furiously gooning ”
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.portland.gov/transportation/regulatory/events/2025/12/31/safe-ride-home-new-years-eve-welcome-2026?utm_medium=paid&utm_source=ig&utm_id=6884786112916&utm_content=6884786112716&utm_term=6884786113116&utm_campaign=688478611291
  82. This has links for $10 voucher for Lyft and uber for tomorrow between 7-4am
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice thanks dude
  84. Will slightly subsidize the hugely jacked up prices tomorrow
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’m just gonna do a line of k to sober myself up then drive home
    4
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
  87. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sent a poll
  89. Evan scoring a bag at the Goodfoot tonight
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    Last and first bag of the year
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  92. I’m not going to the goodfoot
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    ✍️
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Brian will be there
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The Buddha lounge is intriguing. If anyone of you parents take your kids there, please invite me to join
  96. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s the old trio club, yeah?
    Evan Bbbender
  97. I have a dad friend who said he likes it haha
  98. Kyle Derrick avatar
    More or less. It appears club trio still operates so maybe they share the space?
  99. Brian Ambuel avatar
    If I didn’t already have plans I would be going to this
  100. No shame in that
    Cullen Conway
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/kanescabdriv3r/status/2006378661541224728?s=46
    2
  102. Kyle ✍️
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reacted 🙏🏻 to “https://x.com/kanescabdriv3r/status/20063786615412…”
  104. Matt avatar
    Bless up
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Make sure you get your shids out before the k. You do not want a k hole shid
    Cullen Conway
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whatever I do, I will shit more
  107. The illusion of choice
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    ✍️
    Cullen Conway
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big love
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hell yeah
  112. Matt avatar
    So movie tomorrow?
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure
  114. Unless I’m fucking dead
  115. Matt avatar
    12?
  116. O 3
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Probably 3 to be safe
  118. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m a maybe let me confirm before you buy tix
  119. Matt avatar
    Wow lots of tickets sold for both shows already
  120. Xmas and new years some of the busiest days of the year for movie theaters I suppose
  121. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Can’t do it
  122. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m going right now
  123. Matt avatar
    Cullen supreme over here
    Cullen Conway
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen “fuck my friends” Conway
    Matt
  125. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reacted 😏 to “Cullen “fuck my friends” Conway”
  126. You’ve gone to so many movies when I don’t have childcare my man, just trolling
  127. Cullen Conway avatar
    I could set up a livestream over FaceTime for the boys
  128. Matt avatar
    Yes please
  129. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bad news guys, Bearaccuda NYE is sold out
  130. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/grok/status/2006127753909715251?s=46
  131. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/growing_daniel/status/2006465059015573907
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/adamschefter/status/2006473093401948239?s=46
    Cullen Conway
  133. Super Bowl is back on
  134. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m taking a prophylactic shit