Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Jen can’t do Weds for the movie and I don’t want to 3rd wheel Cullen and Amanda so tomorrow or Friday for movie?

I could do tomorrow evening, idk if I could make the 3:30 but possibly if that’s the consensus

Yeah sorry we just had to go when we had childcare haha

I have to take the cat to the vet at 3:30 so I guess that one doesn’t work for me either

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6

Damn cullen, you dodged a bullet getting home from MN

I know bro, Liam and Kimber are still stuck there

Cum is weakness leaving the body

What happened? Snow storm? Or were they arrested for daycare fraud?

Big storm yeah

Bomb cyclone

https://x.com/___frye/status/2005697996923830609

https://x.com/autogynefiles/status/2005802627381285341?s=46

https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/patriots-star-stefon-diggs-facing-strangulation-assault-charges/N7VNAAT4BZAKTI4UZ74JOWU7XM/

The Boston strangler

It’s just the culture they cultivate over there in that org

1 seed culture

?

Wait is Denver the 1 seed

They are!

🖕 for trying that

I’ll eat that L

The bills haven’t had a murderer on their team in like 30 years the pats are just racking them up

Closer to 40 even!

Go on

You drank 268 beers over the course of 37 Friday lunches!

Congrats that’s a +56 from last year

Top 99.99% fan of Blutos

I like what we’re doing here

The max award

Dan design us a Hoen app that will track all this please

A lot of potential here

Vibe code it

Make sure that it has blockchain rails

We’re going to need the security guarantee of blockchain

Speaking of which

https://x.com/admcrlsn/status/2005816012000628771?s=46

The robe is real as fuck

He isn’t Jewish is he?

Just NY politics?

He’s just goated

Rumors are Stef assaulted his personal chef that’s kind of hilarious

They just don’t build the help like they used to

YOU CALL THIS SHIT GRATIN DAUPHINOIS??

IMA KILL YOU

I like that this was deeper in that Eric Adams tweet

https://x.com/jangelooff/status/2005684453851419037

All things that can only be done with crypto

That’s fucking hilarious

Like dude you are 4-8 years late with that shit

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/today-explained/id1346207297?i=1000743218314

We’re so back

Dux

I am having a great time

I’m whistling while I twerk

No I’m golfing

Golfing sucks

You know what bro

Trinkets suck

You motherfucker

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot
Cum

Daylight come and me want go hoen

https://x.com/DeputyWarlock/status/1954033878827409540

Yoooo what are the boys trying to do post dinner on NYE? Bars? Party at my place? Some combination thereof?

I’d like a combo as well

Dinner —> bars —> ring in the new years at my place?

I do not discriminate

Combo sounds nice - We might be late arrivals but guarantee I’m drunk or your money back

May I selfishly suggest the bars on 28th?

Or is this going to be a broadway crowd

Sent a poll

I’m down with 28th

Sent a poll

Sent a poll

We’ll be coming from either most likely kachka so will need to transport ourselves regardless

Sent a poll

https://x.com/DeputyWarlock/status/1786834683877072922

Are yall not hot potting but instead going to kachka?

Correct

Rez?

Or 🤞

Rez

5:45

We have 2 extra spots 👀

Damn yall are going to have put back way more vodka than us

What’s y’all’s destination?

Big fuck

We’re going to laurelhurst market

Okay good so our times align

That’s what I was trying to determine

Perfect for a post dinner ketativo

Perfect I suppose we plan to merge on 28th post dinner

Sounds apt

Yeah that sounds good

A post bon stogerson

I’m sorry that is a a very deep cut