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Monday, December 29, 2025

  1. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    DEI speedwagon is a sick handle
  3. Matt avatar
    Should we matinee Marty Supreme on Weds?
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can’t
  5. Matt avatar
    WEN
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matinee my dick
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can tonight or tomorrow night
  8. Could probably go to the 330 today as well
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m trying to matinee this week
  10. What about Wednesday noon
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have to go into the office because life is pain
  12. Matt avatar
    On NYE?
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But if you guys need to see it then by all means go for it
  14. Yeah
  15. Matt avatar
    Tell them to suck your Marty
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol I mean I guess I could take that day off I was just going to be in for a few hours
  17. Matt avatar
    Show them your Gert
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She is a skeleton 6 years dead
  19. Matt avatar
    Gert is a euphemism for penis in this case
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    See above about the skeleton
  21. Matt avatar
    Show them
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I will show them
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My board is officially being tuned
  24. Edges gonna be so sharp
  25. Matt avatar
    My dick is officially being tuned
  26. Edging gonna be so sharp
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Surely it was overdue
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    You didn’t get it tuned when you got a new asshole?
  29. Matt avatar
    Every 2k miles over here and this is my daily driver
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2k miles is high for dick service interval
  31. Daniel Miller avatar
    What are you boogery drug addicts doing for NYE? My schedule has recently opened up
    Cullen Conway
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think the short answer is nobody knows
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Might we split a g ?
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Would love to
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 🍻 to “Would love to”
  36. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m down to hang NYE but still finalizing our childcare situation
    Daniel Miller
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d love to hang
    Daniel Miller
  38. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Okay childcare secured
    Evan Bbbender
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Incredible speed
    Brian Ambuel
  40. Brian Ambuel avatar
    We are down to host dinner at our place if people want to start the night with a little hot pot
    Cullen Conway
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m an afterbedtime boy, (like 8), so I’m a maybe for that. But will be in accelerated debauchery mode afterward
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You still want that g, Dan?
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    yes
  45. And how!
  46. Did you eat it already
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Will bring on NYE
    Daniel Miller
  48. I got one big bag which I sampled
  49. Weighing out yours as we speak
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    It works ?
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Totes
  52. And it was only $60!
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    Now you are just trying to get a new years kiss
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Besocito
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 💋 to “Besocito ”
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    Amanda and I are leaning toward Marty Supreme at 12pm on Wednesday if anyone is interested in joining
  57. Matt avatar
    Which theater?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nope