Friday, September 23, 2022

Madness

Looks like 23 was touching his pebis too

That rookie just made a nice run then an oops

Yeah he’s running TOO HARD

https://twitter.com/thatsamwinkler/status/1573008685378736130?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw

Did we get anywhere w/lunch tomorrow?

I’m gonna try to autosaladtoss my bussy in my garage

Whoa

Sorry

I would like to figure out this lunch conundrum as well

Aren’t you going to MN?

I will not be joining

Saturday

I’m not very privy to the lunch scene

But what about Mexican or pho/ramen

Are the onions raw?

Is it good food?

Fat fucking Ginny sac got a mole on her ass the size of those island

Does murph look like a snack?

Rhode*

https://twitter.com/toadswiback/status/1573127882561523712?s=46&t=fkngfratp2PDFUbPOqM7Ww

https://twitter.com/tallbart/status/1572793671992614913?s=46&t=K6FqM0CLlowEl7qtC-nIHw

Dan, how’s murph

Lol

Go drown that addy in mezzy

It’s good for the heart

Someone’s not working tomorrow!!

You’re gonna need lots of food at lunch tomorrow

He’s steamin’?

This is really good content

https://twitter.com/pardonmytake/status/1573118847355437057?s=46&t=K6FqM0CLlowEl7qtC-nIHw

That extra a goes a long way tbh

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Have you developed code names for all the guests?

God that is good

You got a hangover, T?

You got big diarrhea, T?

You get another case of the kung-flu, T?

Put him in the closet with the room a

Roomba

Call the lyft

Hey Bruce I called you a lyft go outside buddy he’s almost here

Hoen lunch today?

Dan how is your pebis does it still hoen?

Where shall we Hoen

Whoa

I assume kyle has some kind of scrummer ED and can’t friday hoen

I am actually getting lunch with another scrum master who happens to be in town

scrumming has always sounded like a sexually deviant act to me

like you could def scrum someones asshole

I’m sure you know the initial origin or the term?

From rugby

ah totally forgot it was a rugby term

they def scrum assholes in rugby

they just call it an oil change in the states

Y’all eat ass?

like a proper millenial

Kyle you wanna Hoen?

Well dang

Matt, Dan, where 2 hoen?

Nothing calling out to me yet

May I suggest something brunchy

A la city state

Was Ray’s wedding that big?

You SOB that’s it hoen cancelled

Wen tho, wen

I could do 1 but that’s about the latest

Yea whatever works I’m on my own time today

That’ll do then

Where tho

I am not fit to make these kinds of decisions

I’ll do some research

What about pho or some sort of soup

Not big on that

Dumplings?

That’s ALL YOU EVER WANT

I imagine I could eat a fucking sandwich

I haven’t had Laurelhurst Markets lunch but I bet they make a good sandwich

or is that 2 baucoup

They’re pretty dank but they don’t have like an Italian sando

So it’s like yeah you can get a $20 turkey sandwich

I guess a #3 would do it

most expensive sandwich is $14

But then you add the fries

ya

$5

tossed in herbs & sea salt tho

It’s true they is tasty

whatever i love laurelhurst market

If that’s the consensus I’m down

I’m open to other options

I just don’t know many sandwich shops

Look guys

Hoen

Hoen hoen

Yeah it’s soul crushing

Like the best fucking grinder

Idk where you can even get a grinder anymore

There’s a sandwich cart on 28th and glisan that serves grinders but it’s trash

https://yelp.to/b3E0okvQytb

https://yelp.to/PHVHkuzQytb

Ok

Is that not a Grindr?

It’s ham and salami

Yeah that looks fuckable

I want the mortadell and the proscuitt too

Like a real fat fuck sando

Is trying to decide where to eat:

https://twitter.com/HipHopMoments_/status/1572990456694448128?s=20&t=IAJ7aDdM0mWAhAkd2DBKhw

Us*

Who is who?

I’m definitely the leftmost island boi

Anyone else suckin and fuckin?

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1573368802003353601

I’ve always been a poclit guy

people have become incredibly creative in ways to apply pressure to the carotid artery

That’s brain damage for sure

nah blood chokes surprisingly aren’t that bad for the brain

unless they’re held for like a minute

Oh good

It looked like he was out for a while

yea

Twitter algo thinks I’m a huge bills fan because I sent this group like 2 bills tweets

So there’s that in recent news

Twitter mistaking you for having good football taste

I don’t not like the bills bro

I’m just more of a jets/fins guy

You should like them more.

I definitely like the bills more but the fins are pretty sick

They have one of the best color schemes

They also had a perfect season and didn’t win a super bowl

The fins can win every game that doesn’t involve the Bills or putting them ahead of the Bills in the division

They look competent this year pretty excited for the bills matchup

Should be a fun game

Probably the opposite of the Green Bay/Tampa game

So you’re excited for Sunday because that is the matchup big boy

Sounds like I should not watch it with you

What does this mean for your sandwich appetite in 90 mins?

Goddamnit Dan I swear to god

Bro I might not even be able to watch it I’ll be in MN with heathers family for her dad’s birthday

Dan are you saying that Matt and I should just go get sandwiches and that you won’t be available at 1?

This felt inevitable

Matt?

Word, you trying to go sooner then?

Yeah let’s do noon?

A?

noon works

Let’s do noon

After sandwiches, naturally

https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1573242863172952065?s=20&t=o3LsXHvIPcL8pHyR300YfQ

Matt, I’m here a few minutes early

Matt, I’m acrummin

Dan

We’re getting a boot

Kyle

Come drink

Lol

Dan’s on a bender

Where is he

Dan get over here

Oh I thought Dan was in the boot crew

I just got back from lunch

And I’m in a meeting

Kyle come to stammys

Get out of the meeting

Dan, it’s boot time

I’d do a boot at like 230

👢

But I need to get some work done

Is the boot quaffable?

Ooof

We need a 3rd

Dan

Boot

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1573403898810884096?s=20&t=jQlCaaFCVcysZv3GyCh0rA

OUT

Fuck

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1573273223613108225?s=20&t=jQlCaaFCVcysZv3GyCh0rA

Boys, we rabid hoeny bois

Dan shut up

Don’t be a coward

Dan

Drink more,
Coward

We are

Yes

Join

The waitresses have their best Oktoberfest lederhosen on

Tits out?

Da

🤙

One of the waitresses has a bandolier of bitters

That’s it, I’m coming

Dude do it

💦

Underberg!!!

Make it a boot with drop shots of underberg

We got A DAN HERE

WE GOT CULLEN

Sorry I meant to say cumming

ICH BIN DRINKEN

Dammit

The one day I take a lunch

Instead of working

I’m not going, Kyle, I’m bumming

Cumming

Though I am tempted…

I just meant it turned into a early boot Friday

Listen we need you guys

It’s important

Just stop working

I need to get some shit done after this meeting

Maybe by 2 I could go

We’ll see ya at 2

Lemme know when you start the boot

Not just yeet

Dan wya

Did you guys try to get a boot and was told you need a 3rd?

Yes

Hahaha

That’s awesome

Then you started recruiting hard

It’s silly

It’s literally 2L

Kyle’s house doesn’t have stupid boot rules

You can each order a single liter and it’s the same amount

That rule is dumb

This hoen isn’t gonna hoen itself

What’s the status on the boot

En route

You guys splitting after the boot?

Save some boot for me I’m coming

Getting on my bike now

We’re inside

I accidentally got pretty drunk

Is there a term for when you do something accidentally but also on purpose?

I feel like the germans would have a word for that