Thursday, September 22, 2022

Mermaid puss, not discussed enough here

Sorry I did my regular Lighthouse viewing whatta flick

I do not care for that mermaid puss

I think it looks nice

Just having a nice afternoon movie viewing?

I had started it again the other day and wanted to finish

Just needed to get the mermaid puss part

Well yeah I said I wanted to ‘finish’

That’s pretty naughty tbh

It’s from 2018, wonder if that resolved the problem

More pee

https://twitter.com/wallstreetsilv/status/1572468507605868544?s=46&t=0RCWWBePaDBFa5jWl_Xgqg

Do you remember the 21st of September?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiyfkfppCqC/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Apparently cumbia is popular in Portland

https://twitter.com/hanfjob/status/1572634249097781254?s=46&t=YTf0StpEUMODP_VdOEE5rA

https://twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1572609164463206400?s=46&t=YTf0StpEUMODP_VdOEE5rA

Benefits of having work instant messaging on my phone

Technically working whilst shidding

Why is this a good thing? They are taking your ability to steal time on the shitter

ayy really glad work gave me this brain implant so technically I’m working while I sleep at night

Work less Kyle!

Lol

I do a pretty good job at not working

Like I recorded videos for my pornhub channel during the day

I’m working on my dick

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1572948100708462594

This actually coincides with the exact same date that Houlihan’s (Houly’s) started offering two-fers on any bevvy Tuesday’s and Thursday’s from 4-

This is fucking bullshit and false

Prove me wrong stranger

I mean, for one, you used “exact same date” for a crude graph depicting years in increments of 5

Secondly, that’s been a Houly staple for decades, dick

Show me the data

I shared that a while back and got no response

So, here’s a love, brother

I refuse to believe it

Lol

I mean I have t heard dragonforce in a long time so banger

https://twitter.com/ih8rts/status/1572400903185117184?s=46&t=gUSBWjpFS3nW20_BIHHIkg

Fun fact, cullens never been to Beaverton

That is definitely not true

I believe it

He was at Nike several weeks ago

He bought those green shoes

Doubt

He also been to your mothers house, which is probably technically Portland but is functionally Beaverton

I meant houlihans

Freudian slip because I’m driving to Beaverton and my brain is mush from years of drug and alcohol abuse

In short, cullen has never been to houlihans

This i cannot believe

Lol

Cullen probably has to give up his Minnesota card if he has never been to houlihans

Cullen?

Cullen was baptized in Houlihans like every good Minnesotan

Baptized in a keg of bud light

Fun fact, Catholics in minnesota take their Eucharist in the form of a single tater tot coated in cheese and beef

Then say mmmmm mmmmm! That’s a fine savior 😋

As if to suggest he’s a viable fantasy play by virtue of how much garbage time the bills will force upon their opponents

Sadly I wouldn’t touch cook in fantasy this year looks like he needs work

He’s been kind of bad on the field, a lot of rookie mistakes

Pierce Brosnan was the first Irish 007

Probably the only Irish

Sean Connery was the first Scottish 007

Forgot he died, kinda figured he was fucking off in a castle somewhere

He had a long life of fucking

He turned down the role of Gandalf because he “didn’t understand it”

Yep

Someone should probably deep fake it

Fuck. Connery is dead?

How did I miss that

https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1572981115845251072

Halloween 2020

Did he die on Bruce’s birthday?

I had to google if he was alive when he was just mentioned, I didn’t remember either

Wow damn no wonder you gave him a nice Scottish middle name

This man turned down Gandalf but didn’t flinch at zardoz

He was a younger man

More open

And Gandalf dresses like a prude

Years later, Connery discussed the Lord of the Rings, revealing that he simply didn't understand the series. "I read the book. I read the script. I saw the movie. I still don't understand it," he said,

I really enjoy this quote and fact

https://twitter.com/citehchris/status/1572803244585529344

Looool

Thought I had him…

He boomed you

You should practice with him in the offseason

Yeah he fucked me up

Cum like you think no one is listening

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1573008011592966147?s=46&t=D5BhY4DRAo8XudxCEwGp9g

And you don’t get to play the bears every week

Hey the bears uuh beat sf!!!!

In a game ruined by the weather

I guess if you’re playing in the pouring rain it’s anyones game

I mean the best part for Green Bay is that they will have no receivers and are up against probably the best run defense in the nfl world

Yeah but no Mike Evans dud

Green Bay thrives in adversity

Tell that to the past 4 nfc championships they’ve attended

You’re privileged to be able to complain about that

It causes more trauma than it does good really

Like you either win a super bowl or you die a pussy ass loser

Would it be worse if they had made the super bowl and lost instead of the nfc championship?

(Yes)

Absolutely

That’s pure agony

The greater the potential pleasure, the greater the potential pain

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1573011410753581056?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw

But either way you’re still a pussy ass loser

You are

My Hoeny

I am

So hooooeny

You are, you are, you are, you aaaare

Ain’t nothing but a Hoeny

I’m getting kinda hoooeny

That’s all I got

Also

Matt:

https://twitter.com/krobs9/status/1572958332557697024?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw

Jen and I doin a late lunch at flying fish

Come beer

But tomorrow is bro lunch date

Flying fish is banging though

I’m down for tomorrow brodown too I don’t work anymore

Fellaz?

I’m actually going to lunch with a co worker

Hoen?

Hoen

Hoen!

Hoen !

Hoen

Hoen, hoen

My phone is learning

Good phone

Hoen phone

E.T. Phone Hoen

All I see are values but all I want is text

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1572798973278289920?s=20&t=ThvkwqdvNRvVlWIX7y9fLQ

God that’s so good

How does he do it

The puss factory?

They’ve got steamed labe

Do we have any hoeny boi berserkers in here?

ACAB

That is a banger

https://twitter.com/shell062598/status/1572953913631952899?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw

420 butt plug