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Thursday, September 22, 2022

  1. Matt avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  2. Mermaid puss, not discussed enough here
  3. Sorry I did my regular Lighthouse viewing whatta flick
  4. Evan Bbbender
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    I do not care for that mermaid puss
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think it looks nice
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just having a nice afternoon movie viewing?
  8. Matt avatar
    I had started it again the other day and wanted to finish
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just needed to get the mermaid puss part
  10. Matt avatar
    Well yeah I said I wanted to ‘finish’
    2
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s pretty naughty tbh
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s from 2018, wonder if that resolved the problem
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    More pee
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/wallstreetsilv/status/1572468507605868544?s=46&t=0RCWWBePaDBFa5jWl_Xgqg
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do you remember the 21st of September?
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiyfkfppCqC/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
  18. Apparently cumbia is popular in Portland
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/hanfjob/status/1572634249097781254?s=46&t=YTf0StpEUMODP_VdOEE5rA
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1572609164463206400?s=46&t=YTf0StpEUMODP_VdOEE5rA
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Benefits of having work instant messaging on my phone
  22. Technically working whilst shidding
  23. Matt avatar
    Why is this a good thing? They are taking your ability to steal time on the shitter
  24. ayy really glad work gave me this brain implant so technically I’m working while I sleep at night
  25. Work less Kyle!
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  27. I do a pretty good job at not working
  28. Like I recorded videos for my pornhub channel during the day
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m working on my dick
  30. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1572948100708462594
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This actually coincides with the exact same date that Houlihan’s (Houly’s) started offering two-fers on any bevvy Tuesday’s and Thursday’s from 4-
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Prove me wrong stranger
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean, for one, you used “exact same date” for a crude graph depicting years in increments of 5
  35. Secondly, that’s been a Houly staple for decades, dick
    Kyle Derrick
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Show me the data
  37. Matt avatar
    Cullen Conway
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    I shared that a while back and got no response
  39. So, here’s a love, brother
  40. Matt avatar
    I refuse to believe it
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean I have t heard dragonforce in a long time so banger
  43. https://twitter.com/ih8rts/status/1572400903185117184?s=46&t=gUSBWjpFS3nW20_BIHHIkg
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That is definitely not true
  46. Matt avatar
    I believe it
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He was at Nike several weeks ago
  48. He bought those green shoes
  49. Matt avatar
    Doubt
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He also been to your mothers house, which is probably technically Portland but is functionally Beaverton
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I meant houlihans
  52. Freudian slip because I’m driving to Beaverton and my brain is mush from years of drug and alcohol abuse
  53. In short, cullen has never been to houlihans
  54. Matt avatar
    This i cannot believe
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  56. Cullen probably has to give up his Minnesota card if he has never been to houlihans
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen?
  58. Matt avatar
    Cullen was baptized in Houlihans like every good Minnesotan
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Baptized in a keg of bud light
  60. Fun fact, Catholics in minnesota take their Eucharist in the form of a single tater tot coated in cheese and beef
    Matt
  61. Then say mmmmm mmmmm! That’s a fine savior 😋
    Kyle Derrick
  62. As if to suggest he’s a viable fantasy play by virtue of how much garbage time the bills will force upon their opponents
  63. Matt avatar
    Sadly I wouldn’t touch cook in fantasy this year looks like he needs work
  64. He’s been kind of bad on the field, a lot of rookie mistakes
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pierce Brosnan was the first Irish 007
  66. Probably the only Irish
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sean Connery was the first Scottish 007
  68. Matt avatar
    Forgot he died, kinda figured he was fucking off in a castle somewhere
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He had a long life of fucking
  70. He turned down the role of Gandalf because he “didn’t understand it”
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait
  72. Sean Connery was almost Gandalf?
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yep
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    That would’ve been so sick.
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Someone should probably deep fake it
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fuck. Connery is dead?
  77. How did I miss that
  78. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1572981115845251072
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
  80. Did he die on Bruce’s birthday?
  81. Matt avatar
    I had to google if he was alive when he was just mentioned, I didn’t remember either
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bruce was born on halloween 2020, so yeah
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow damn no wonder you gave him a nice Scottish middle name
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bruce was one of last children born Before. Connery.
  85. NV
  86. BC
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
  88. This man turned down Gandalf but didn’t flinch at zardoz
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He was a younger man
  90. More open
  91. And Gandalf dresses like a prude
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Years later, Connery discussed the Lord of the Rings, revealing that he simply didn't understand the series. "I read the book. I read the script. I saw the movie. I still don't understand it," he said,
  93. I really enjoy this quote and fact
  94. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  95. I agree
  96. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/citehchris/status/1572803244585529344
  97. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/imodernman/status/1572691681610268673?s=20&t=qXsA4CB1nbNp3l2peUf7Vw
  98. I get it.
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Looool
  100. Cullen Conway avatar
  101. Thought I had him…
  102. Matt avatar
    He boomed you
  103. You should practice with him in the offseason
    Cullen Conway
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah he fucked me up
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum like you think no one is listening
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1573008011592966147?s=46&t=D5BhY4DRAo8XudxCEwGp9g
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And you don’t get to play the bears every week
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey the bears uuh beat sf!!!!
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    In a game ruined by the weather
  110. I guess if you’re playing in the pouring rain it’s anyones game
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean the best part for Green Bay is that they will have no receivers and are up against probably the best run defense in the nfl world
  112. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah but no Mike Evans dud
    Cullen Conway
  113. Green Bay thrives in adversity
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tell that to the past 4 nfc championships they’ve attended
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’re privileged to be able to complain about that
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It causes more trauma than it does good really
  117. Like you either win a super bowl or you die a pussy ass loser
  118. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would it be worse if they had made the super bowl and lost instead of the nfc championship?
  119. (Yes)
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Absolutely
  121. That’s pure agony
  122. The greater the potential pleasure, the greater the potential pain
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1573011410753581056?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw
  124. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But either way you’re still a pussy ass loser
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You are
  126. My Hoeny
  127. I am
  128. So hooooeny
  129. You are, you are, you are, you aaaare
  130. Ain’t nothing but a Hoeny
  131. I’m getting kinda hoooeny
  132. That’s all I got
  133. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Also
  134. https://twitter.com/krobs9/status/1572958332557697024?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw
    Matt
  135. Matt avatar
    Jen and I doin a late lunch at flying fish
  136. Come beer
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But tomorrow is bro lunch date
  138. Flying fish is banging though
  139. Matt avatar
    I’m down for tomorrow brodown too I don’t work anymore
    Evan Bbbender
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fellaz?
  141. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m actually going to lunch with a co worker
  142. Evan Bbbender avatar
  143. Cullen Conway avatar
  144. Kyle Derrick avatar
  145. Evan Bbbender avatar
  146. Kyle Derrick avatar
  147. Evan Bbbender avatar
  148. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My phone is learning
  149. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good phone
  150. Hoen phone
  151. E.T. Phone Hoen
    Cullen Conway
  152. All I see are values but all I want is text
  153. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1572798973278289920?s=20&t=ThvkwqdvNRvVlWIX7y9fLQ
  154. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God that’s so good
  155. How does he do it
  156. Daniel Miller avatar
    Where we gettin our fuckin faces stuffed tomorrow
  157. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The puss factory?
  158. Daniel Miller avatar
    They got corn beef there?
  159. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’ve got steamed labe
  160. Kyle Derrick avatar
  161. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do we have any hoeny boi berserkers in here?
  162. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  163. ACAB
    Evan Bbbender
  164. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That is a banger
  165. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/shell062598/status/1572953913631952899?s=46&t=WP_lx2d4lsxtlZNkpCbMMw
    Matt
  166. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 butt plug
    Evan Bbbender