Thursday, January 28, 2021

Holy shit they took down WSB?

Wonder if it went private or is quarantined?

Looks like its private

But the admins could have forced it?

https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1354570702448431109

Well that was fun

It was cool watching my positions go up 25% in a day

Now they’ll all implode!

I suppose this is what you’d call a “goodnight moon” moment

The internet is funny sometimes

It really is a wonderful place now

This will probably backfire spectacularly for most people

And always has been I suppose

Yeah I’m gonna lose a lil money

Dans probably selling and going short so he can make even more money

I doubt you can even trade on it currently

That postmarket activity

Yup

I’m tanking!

I thought I saw someone say a bunch of brokerages were stopping trading on the meme stonks

That was fun

The hedge funds win again

Maybe this was their design

Which part?

What Reddit participated in?

I’m sure it will be soon

If you kill the platform it’s going to die

They can’t broadcast the message

Only hedge fund managers get to play kingmaker in our economy

This shit was too close to communism or something

Well

They’ll need a new subreddit for it!

Hate to have people recognize what collective action can accomplish

🤔

Yeah I wouldn’t count on a dumb spinoff like that being successful

God it is really funny though

We are experiencing technical difficul

Oh good I was worried that my meme stocks were going to be worthless

Trying to CYA from whatever threat they got I’m guessing

Discord released a statement about that

That was probably the excuse? They use retard too much

They did say that

They say retard a lot

It’s idiomatic to their culture

Yes but now they got eyes all over them

Because they’re all retarded

Oh absolutely

It’s a shame really

They have no interest in actually democratizing the market

What an exciting year we are having

Saying “this is not financial advice” probably isn’t enough to cover yourself from SEC liability or at least the threat of legal action from the

Its 403 they just made it private

Wtf is going on

Hey you made some money though

And we’re part of a movement

And in all likelihood I’ve lost probably $1,000 in a day!!

I’ll be honest once Evan said he was getting in I knew the party was over

Yeah it wasn’t smart

I wanted a moon

I WANTED A MOON!!

Bring him to thicc boi

Someone needs to try it

Dan, as a wing man you should hit thicc boi

New wing cart

Thanks man I need some tendies after today

Just confirmed, thicc boi has tendies

Back to passively throwing my money into acorns

No moon for me

Dan send the mods your credentials as a trader since you’re allowed to give advice

I don’t think you want to be associated with that subreddit anymore

Though if the SEC does anything they’ll probably just charge the mods

Now the sub is back

Wtf is going on this is a wild day

Is the moon mission back

Alright fine *unzips pants* back to the moon I go

I think I might end my brief foray with wallstreetbets if I’m even tomorrow

But then again...moon

And yes, I know I’m an idiot

Did any of you play last of us 2?

It’s spectacular

But people hate it because it has a queer/gendered su narrative

Sub-narrative*

I plan on playing once I get ps5

You can borrow mine if ye like

It’s quite violent

Did you pick up a ps5 yet?

Nah can you order them yet?

I doubt it you probably have to check local stock on the reg to find one

Not worth it tbh

There aren’t any ps5 exclusives out to my knowledge that I’m interested in

Big love

Was the last of us two not made for ps5?

Like remade

https://twitter.com/mistakewizard/status/1354496971680190465

https://twitter.com/SamSheehanNBA/status/1354502632396775424

Daddy is back on twitter baby

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1354477469005443075

https://twitter.com/robkroese/status/1354459314451341317

Sorry I have a lot of catching up to do I feel like I haven’t spammed you with twitter links in day

It’s been a few days

But I’m excited to see it

Did you see gumbas sandwich today

Anyone wanna take Friday off and either go ski or get wasted

I do

🙋🏼‍♂️

Gumba sold outta sammies

Look how fucking dank this looks

It’s brilliant

Is that your pic?

Looks delicious

No that’s on Gumba ig

They sold out

They do sandwiches on weds and usually sell out according to Jen

Yeah but not this fast

They never done that Sammy before

Looks amazing

Yeah I wanted to make it special 4 u

I was like, he’s only got three seconds left after that brioche bum, how is he going to lost all these ingredients!?!

Hahahahaha

It’s all wrapped up in one widdle mouf

I’m seeing a lot of “do hedge fund managers not have bootstraps” and “maybe they should consider budgeting” takes on Twitter and I’m
here for it

For a layman like myself

Is the after market activity likely linked to hedge funds “attempting to scare investors to sell” by increasing their short position

As Reddit suggests

Because I assume these guys have no actual fucking idea

They’re burning the midnight oil on that hype train

https://twitter.com/moodyknowsnada/status/1354460623640342532?s=21

AMC ALSO HAS A NETWORK

that brought you su

No, I had no idea

But honestly I don’t really care

What about this connection?

I’ve been reading about this for an hour

It’s surprisingly fascinating

You have AOC, Don Trump Jr, Mark Cuban and Ben Shapiro all on the same side saying robinhood fucked up

Did you reach the moon tho?

GameStop is still exploding

Amc and blackberry, not so much!!

This is so wild

On the plus side, I’ve experienced a 50% swing from top to bottom in under 24 hours

2

2

Amanda Gorman, who recited her poem “The Hill We Climb” at Biden’s inauguration, will perform at next month’s Super Bowl presho

This is for Evan

I mean good for her

She can read another speech and say it was a poem

💖

Yeah I remember carrot top

But does anyone remember carrot bottom?

Or, even better, jacked carrot top?

There he is

Carrot TOP

Is he nude there?

Looks to be

😈

Naughty purps

Eat clen, tren hard anavar give up

That’s some good phonetics right there

Bad news guys, I got my results back from my covid test and I am positive for triple covid

Bro

That’s like

Covid-57

I haven’t actually got my results back

Damnit Kyle

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1354437154647269376

They were trying to build their “own etf”

But then all the platforms said stop trading lol

https://twitter.com/pasta_ben/status/1354505696893673474

https://twitter.com/TrumpsAlert/status/1354610228357160966

https://twitter.com/jackcalifano/status/1354527177505562626

To be fair, it’s the trading platforms that are halting trading

huh

It’s the hedge funds that are bailing out the hedge funds right now

They’ve got all platforms suspending buy orders on meme stocks

Or “stonks”, if you will

That tweet is suggesting that the dems are more likely to cut a deal that bails those hedge funds out than send checks to everyon

Got nothing to do with apps shutting down trading

Ah

Yeah probably

Woooow

Leel

That’s ducking wild

Ducking, mind you

https://twitter.com/jangelooff/status/1354846320494784515

You’re goddamn right it’s a way of attacking wealthy people!!

Covid results are in

!!

Are we gay or straight

This looks like new Simpsons

So it gets a dislike

Negative on Covid

Mountain is a go tomorrow

🔥😈

PTO REQUEST IS ALREADY IN

Is it weird I’m kind of disappointed?

Uuh

Maybe?

Turns out regular flu can fuck you up for days

I’m prolly out tomorrow bros

Good news, Kyle

Dan? Matt? Baby daddy squad?

I can’t we have a baby apt tomorrow

Damn, everything is open today

K

N

N

I think he used the wrong emoji

Also fake I think

You’ll be back Dan

You can’t get off this rocket

it’s still going for me

I’ve lost money!

Tiiiiight tight

It is

It’s super chill

If you keep this up you’re gonna start hearing detailed recaps of my workouts

Ok ok ok

I submit

You win

Pro bowl this weekend!!?!

Man, is Bob Ton playing?

😞

Bad news guys, Olympia beer has been discontinued.

God DAMNIT Cullen

I thought they aren’t actually playing the game this year?

https://twitter.com/posadist_trapgd/status/1354813179918913537

They aren’t

But Bobby Ton was snubbed

And it breaks my heart

Is anyone doing anything for super bowl?

The Super Bowl was last week and the Bills lost again

https://twitter.com/uncledoomer/status/1354840420749078531

I’d be down for a Super Bowl viewing

Sheets kingdom?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCKsemnXQ2A

These are not humans

Would you do Corbett’s without any wild jumps?

Honestly it looks terrifying

I remember seeing it when we were there

I’ve never been up to it before

You saw it from the gondola

Yeah but I wanna seent it up close

It’s a sheer drop with rock walls on all sides

And it’s called a “gandie 🤙🏻”, cullen

Wild how some people will basically crash and still huck a wild trick off the second jump

Mind blowing the amount of control they have

I can barely get set up for my second jump on ridge run after getting 6” of “air”

Pretty similar to you when you do a 178

Oh my yes

Yeah idk about going into thAt

Is that jax hole?

It id

https://twitter.com/555Sunny/status/1354854993946406917

WOW

Holy shit

They’re actually taking money from people now

Like they are crippling investors

Is that true though

Thanks Obama

Saw some shit about hedge fund billionaires openly complaining about the lazy poor people sitting at home collecting free government money and running rich people’s lives

Ruining

I think Matt sent a tweet about that earlier

I mean Evan basically sent it yesterday

With this

Then it turns out they just call brokerages and are like

Hey

Stop letting them trade

Love the screwdriver emoji

Nice touch

Not surprising

Calls from the White House

Is that fucking real

It’s on Reddit

So must be

It was joe Biden himself

Well, should we go camp out downtown

Gotta stop the people from trading Jack!

Is it occupy round 2!

Pretty sure it’s just a bunch of redditors trying to get rich

I mean it is

But you can’t stop them from trading and then forcibly sell off their position

Yeah I’m kidding

I will be there to short Robin Hood’s IPO

It’s so funny

Wallstreetbets just needs to start its own hedge fund now

Anyone getting in on Dogecoin?

Shitcoin for me

If you’re into the SatoshiStreetBets subreddit they are going in on it

Now that’s a stock

Err coin

I guess their mission right now is to get it to $1

Selling at .01 right now

I mean yeah you put $100 in there and ride that puppy

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1354835381666017280

Guy seems like a big time influencer

https://twitter.com/govmikeyd/status/1354829620844048388

Adam knows

Also what the fuck is satoshistreetbets

Unmoved

It’s just another mask off moment for wall street

Only they’re allowed to win

https://m.tiktok.com/v/6918046136041360646.html?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESMgowA8gEva%2BAFa4PT47kys853gUOJdX6pfK8rTzrJzFV6bko3qIzcTYCK9lzg%2FAp4bFRGgA%3D&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAhiQnPb0P3TNcXM2wWIi500SQels_kJFOE4OqYpOa7u2_FPH36

Hahaha

They know you

I smell like a bag of poop

Plz continue

You didn’t watch the video did you Evan

Nope

K

I miss the gym

And babes shitting themselves

Kinda makes me wanna go to steam

Dan or Matt

Please make a Steamcoin

Kyle, did they rule out horningtons in your nussy swab?

This is one of those comments that I really wish Siri had read out loud during a dog walk

The opposite, Horningtons stage IV

Good lord, I keep seeing all these horrendous stories about Marjorie Taylor Greene and thinking it can’t get worse or more bizarre, but I finally hit one reading, “GOP Congresswoman Blamed California Wildfires on Jewish Space Laser.”

There we go

I think perhaps by Tuesday

They said 1-2 weeks after the second dose

And I got that Tuesday

Give me the blood

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKj2yKfFIUm/?igshid=1f9ozk768mdzm

Oooo

That’s a dank one

Mark Cuban said HODL on cnbc, the internet was a mistake

So we rippin tomorrow or what?

Rather

I am rippin tomorrow, who will partake?

I can’t

I have work

Call in sick

Say you have covid

Wait

Jewish space lazers means there’s Jews in space, means there’s space delicatessen. Thank ha-Shem

I need space lox now

Oh yeah, suck my jagon

You’ve never had KLEBNEG?

oooh the juzebeks