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Wednesday, January 27, 2021

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1354116625193197569
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh good by then it’ll be worth like $11
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  4. Why can’t the just peg it to inflation and be done with it
  5. *they
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Because it looks better
  7. Matt avatar
    Peg it to bitcoin cause money is fake anyway
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    WAIT
  9. In this proposal it IS pegged to inflation after the final increase in 2025
  10. Pegged is a weird word, that’s for bottoms,
  11. indexed
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is banning people on Twitter kind of like the gay wedding cake thing?
  13. Or is it different?
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fomenting violence is makes it a bit different
  15. I guess you could argue he was banned due to political affiliation, which is probably closer to a protected class
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Was mypillow guy fomenting violence or just repeating the same stupid shit about voter fraud?
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe after what happened at the capital
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Soon these big tech people will be silencing more progressive views using the same arguments, they have no interest in free speech, only protecting themselves
  20. Wait did I say soon
  21. I meant yesterday
  22. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/22/nyregion/college-anti-semitism-bds.html
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, you know what you must do
  24. Spike them
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hack the planet?
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s something alright. I’m not sure how I feel about all the banning
  27. But then again I got banned from Diablo 2 for using hacks so you know fuck it
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you banned from the dabs?
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I self-banned
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1354213986133282818?s=21
    Daniel Miller
  31. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/tanayj/status/1354185583573180416
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yup
  33. Matt avatar
    This dude is still my favorite wsb autist
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    That doesn’t factor in the after hours gains today from the musk tweet
  35. Matt avatar
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rASpieLvH7c
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hell be up to $30M tomorrow morning
  37. Insane
  38. Lol
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
  40. Matt avatar
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Scroll up for burnt cheese meme plz
    Daniel Miller
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You guys ever realize that “Marky Mark” in Spanish means “Mark and Mark”?
  43. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1354139547207049216
  44. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1354186848868950021
  45. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1354450358899253250
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is really something
  47. Apparently blackberry is next
  48. Who’s gonna throw $1,000 at that and see what happens
  49. Matt avatar
    This is what our economy is based on? People who don’t need money just gambling with it
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I need lots more money than I have
  51. Ok I don’t *need*
  52. But it’d be nice!
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hey guys
  54. I have a couple of confessions to make
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What’s that
  56. You bought gamestock
  57. Or own gamestock stock
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    No
  59. Calls
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’re king on gamestock?
  61. And you’ve made an insane amount of money?
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    Haven’t sold yet
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus Christ man
  64. Why do you always get richer
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    Just read Reddit
  66. It might not work out
  67. Stock could crater at any point
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then sell now
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    Short interest is still too high
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like youve probably made a ton of money unless you bought it yesterday
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bro do you even know what yolo means?
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Be greedy?
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you going to retire?
  74. My Buddy texted me “Melvin covered!!!” And I don’t know what this means
  75. Dan?
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s not that kind of money
  77. Melvin didn’t cover!
  78. He’s one of the hedge fund dudes
  79. And covering means closing your short position
  80. Basically tapping out
  81. Matt avatar
    How long can he hold out? The stock will definitely go back down WSB won’t be able to keep it inflated forever. He’s definitely going to take a loss but he doesn’t have to close his positions yet does he
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    So he’s getting a margin call
  83. Basically he owes billions and the lender wants more collateral to keep the position open
  84. So yeah, it’s a standoff
  85. Matt avatar
    Gotcha
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    But he’s not the only short
  87. And there are likely people shorting it right now
  88. But yes, it will go back down
  89. Likely as fast as it went up
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    My Buddy jumped in on AMC this morning and missed and lost 2k
  91. He’s a big craps guy and said the trading right now is exactly like craps and he can’t help it
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah there is a ton of risk in this sort of thing
  93. It’s gambling
  94. Yes
  95. Also what WSB is doing is not new, and it’s illegal
  96. It was called a bull raid in the 1800s
  97. Basically a bunch of people getting together to squeeze one rich holder
  98. But it’s hard to regulate since it’s such a collective action
  99. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, buy CCIV and Lucid
  100. And EV
  101. These are my morning hot takes
  102. Daniel Miller avatar
    Nope. I don’t fuck like that
  103. Matt avatar
    Will be funny when the wsb mods are indicted by the SEC later this year
  104. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I could see that
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is wsb?
  106. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fine, then but Nio, li auto, ALB, and xpeng
    Daniel Miller
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is wsb just a subreddit?
  109. Matt avatar
    Yes r/wallstreetbets is where the true retards convene
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l66fpo/fuck_melvin_fuck_wall_street_buy_hold_gme_bb_lets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossm
  111. Matt avatar
    Pardon my use of language but these dudes have an extra chromosome for sure
    Evan Bbbender
  112. Daniel Miller avatar
    They refer to themselves that way
  113. It’s funny
  114. Matt avatar
    Dude last year figured out how to basically get unlimited leveraged funds from a $500 deposit in robin hood, which he then used to buy a ton of Apple puts because he thought apple would perform poorly because they hire too many wome
  115. Immediately -$60k
  116. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, there is some weird stuff on there, but they have some crazy wins. Undoubtedly, most of them are losing tons of money
  117. Matt avatar
    People are constantly posting huge losses there like ‘yolo lol’
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, it’s got the feel of frat basement sports book
  119. But with like wayyy more money
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I like how they act like they are the common people but they snap screencaps of their initial investment of $50k
  121. There’s gotta be some trust fund bros on there
  122. Matt avatar
    Yes there is absolutely some fuckery afoot with that sub
  123. It’s not as grass roots as they’d like you to think
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Justa bunch of alphas trying to get their moon
  125. I like that “moon” has basically become synonymous with “nut”
  126. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah the populist aspect is nonsense
  127. It’s satisfying to see hedge funds go broke
  128. But it’s just moving money from the rich to the not as rich
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    To the “affluent enough to recklessly speculate”
  130. That’s a class, right?
  131. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah
  132. Basically single dude software engineers
  133. I know a number of people who lost $30k or more ok Robin Hood in one trade
  134. It’s nuts
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s wild to me
  136. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s a wild time right now
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would never gamble that much money but I’m also not rich
  138. Matt avatar
    They’re definitely going to get indicted, was what they did illegal? They all bought a ton of stock and then used their platform to encourage a bull run on i
  139. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean, the sec can’t indict two million people
  140. Matt avatar
    Nah but they can indict the mods
  141. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How can they prevent it
  142. In the future
  143. I guess banning it
  144. Daniel Miller avatar
    Unsure
  145. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And indicting mods
  146. Daniel Miller avatar
    You can’t ban people from talking about stocks
  147. I mean saying things like “hold till 5000”
  148. That’s illegal
  149. You can’t give investment advice unless you have a license
    Evan Bbbender
  150. Like me :-)
    Evan Bbbender
  151. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan is blackberry a moon candidate?
  152. Matt avatar
    I thought AMC is next
  153. Daniel Miller avatar
    At this point, all normal investment advice and thinking is irrelevant for this stocks
  154. It’s about reading that forum and trying to understand the mob
  155. Evan Bbbender avatar
    WHEN MOON
  156. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is classic bubble behavior though
  157. Reminiscent of pets.com in the 90s
  158. Will end with a massive crash
  159. No idea when though
  160. Also, this is making it impossible to work
  161. Matt avatar
    How many tech bros at Cameo are also doing this instead of working?
  162. Daniel Miller avatar
    All of them
    Evan Bbbender
  163. Evan Bbbender avatar
    MOON CITY
  164. Daniel Miller avatar
    All my techbros are only texting me about stocks right now, it’s full on mania
  165. Daniel Miller avatar
    Guys what the fuck am I supposed to do
  166. I keep looking at these stocks and I
  167. I
  168. I can’t
  169. I CANT STOP CUMMING
  170. Evan Bbbender avatar
    just keep flying that rocket ship
  171. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/jerryiannelli/status/1354302526993035266?s=21
  172. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But think of all the tech bro cum it’s generating
    Cullen Conway
  173. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damn, Meadows has 9” in the last 24
  174. Cooper Spur has a fresh foot of snow
  175. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It appears today was the day to go
  176. Don’t see much more until the weekend
  177. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maybe we should get Dan up there
  178. Just cum all over that mountain
  179. Artificial cum POW
  180. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Friday
  181. Ride or die
  182. Daniel Miller avatar
    I am up to my knees in cum over here
  183. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Get out of here
  184. You haven’t even said moon once
  185. Or used the rocket emoji
  186. Daniel Miller avatar
    🚀🌘💦
  187. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel Miller
  188. I bought into the hype
  189. Blackberry and amc
  190. Daniel Miller avatar
    haha
  191. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Small positions and not options but why not
  192. Daniel Miller avatar
    Welcome aboard,
  193. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So my personal moon will be much smaller
  194. Daniel Miller avatar
    See you on the moon
  195. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like one of saturns moons
  196. Daniel Miller avatar
    We’ve hit peak stupid
  197. Our whole society
  198. Mortgages are free, student loans are being cancelled, stocks in stores that have nothing to sell are going up 100
  199. 100% a day
  200. Evan Bbbender avatar
    [economic depression has entered the chat]
  201. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  202. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s the preferred brokerage for doing this?
  203. I have extra money to spend
  204. Daniel Miller avatar
    They all do it
  205. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well this is my first go so I’m asking
  206. For a suggestion
  207. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do you have one currently?
  208. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  209. Daniel Miller avatar
    Who do you bank wiht?
  210. Kyle Derrick avatar
    All my investing has been through acorns and 401k
  211. US bank
  212. Daniel Miller avatar
    So I like having my brokerage at my bank, that way it’s easy to move money in and out
  213. A lot of people use robin hood, because it’s addicting and makes investing feel like a video game. I don’t recommend that
  214. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmmm
  215. Guess I will see what us bank offers
  216. Daniel Miller avatar
    But Charles Schwab is really good
  217. They really are all the same though, it’s kind of like, which bank is best
  218. They all hold dollars, some have nicer software
  219. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I use vanguard
  220. Because I’m old
  221. Daniel Miller avatar
    A word of advice, investing in these stocks is EXTREMELY risky
  222. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle are you joining the speculation hype train?
  223. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like don’t put anything more in than you can stand to lose, they could all easily fall 50% tomorrow or even this afternoon
  224. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He isn’t lying people
  225. But also: moon!
  226. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is 4.95 per stock/etf standard?
  227. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m already up 5% from an hour ago, I don’t know what you’re talking about Dan
  228. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  229. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Because that seems high
  230. Daniel Miller avatar
    $4.95 is high these days, most offer free trades
  231. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Vanguard free
  232. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s what I would have thought
  233. Do they have an app?
  234. Because I’m gonna have to it via phone
  235. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah they do
  236. But like everything it’s kind of annoying to set up
  237. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I imagine that’s across the board
  238. Bah this is too much work right now
  239. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s annoying
  240. ...but it comes with 1 free moon
  241. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan over here preaching sound, conservative investment advice and at the same time asking if I know what “yolo” means
  242. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  243. STOCKS ONLY GO UP
  244. PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY INTO THEM
  245. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Finally
  246. Some good advice
  247. Daniel Miller avatar
    On a more serious note, I’d wait to invest, I think a crash is imminent
  248. And it’s gonna be filtyh
  249. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then you buy more when it crashes
  250. + 10% honestly idk what you’re talking about I’m going to the moon.
  251. I’m low key about to immediately lose $2000
  252. Cullen Conway avatar
    Unsubscribe
  253. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  254. Ok, no more market talk
  255. agreed
  256. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll let you guys know when I lose all my money but don’t say a word until then
    Daniel Miller
  257. Cullen Conway avatar
    So the Proud Boys leader, Enrique Tarrio, was an FBI informant?
  258. Curious how that Capitol assault occurred as it did in that case
  259. Daniel Miller avatar
    source
  260. That sounds like a good read
  261. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/aramroston/status/1354433314589995012?s=21
  262. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Aren’t we all FBI informants?
  263. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol, he was on trial for stealing and reselling diabetes test kits
    Evan Bbbender
  264. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s so chill
  265. That’s peak free market
  266. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maybe I’ll watch The Big Short tonight so I know wtf is going on
    Daniel Miller
  267. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean Matthew Berry is talking about it
  268. Cullen Conway avatar
    Does he have Bed Bath and Beyond on his love or hate list?
  269. Matt avatar
    Evan getting in late with the rest of the Normands means he’s going to lose his $$
    Daniel Miller
  270. Daniel Miller avatar
    Our supreme leader has spoken
  271. https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354536220110577664?s=20
  272. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I probably will
  273. But not today
  274. In fact, quite the opposite. But tomorrow is another day bb
  275. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/gamestop-analyst-michael-pachter-calls-stock-surge-a-pyramid-scheme.html
  276. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tonight I’m dining at all 4 dinner stations
  277. Cullen Conway avatar
    eve
  278. Daniel Miller avatar
    4 / 10 ?
  279. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll take it
  280. Cullen Conway avatar
  281. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That crazy son of a bitch is going to the moon
  282. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is basically every person texting me right now
  283. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro, I love that you love history
  284. Bro
  285. Daniel Miller avatar
    ❤️
  286. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So true bro
  287. So sick
  288. Big love, BIG hobby
  289. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who knows what will really happen, but like GameStop says: “power to the players.”
  290. Evan Bbbender avatar
  291. Matt avatar
    I won’t be sparing either of you from the re-education camps
  292. https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1354552926698663940
  293. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol