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Tuesday, January 26, 2021

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone familiar with titan invest?
  2. Looking for something a little different from acorns
  3. It’s basically acorns but a hedge fund instead of index, I think
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can you buy ETFs in acorns?
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not sure. Acorns is pretty generic when it comes to details of what you’re buying. International, large company, small company et
  6. That’s about as detailed info as I can find
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    O, you cannot.
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s a mix of ETFs
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, titan charges a 1% wrap
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    That means if you have $10k, you pay $100 a year
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s much less than $12 a year to acorns
  13. More, rather
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I’d recommend you get a normal brokerage and just buy the ETFs on your own. The round ups are cool, but it’s so easy to just transfer your money every month
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I don’t have round ups on, I just do a weekly amount
  16. Sticking with acorns is probably best bet for me. I don’t pay close attention to make my own decisions
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah it’s cool because it’s entirely automated
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just crank it up to maximum aggression and let it ride
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Amen brother
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just like on the mountain
  21. 🤙
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    O let’s check snow, is it good weather for crankin
  23. Supposed to dump Friday
  24. I feel like the forecast always have a storm 5 days away
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah Friday looks to be best option
  26. It also makes a 3 day weekend
  27. What are you looking at that says “dump” Friday?
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
  29. So by dump, I mean 3 inches, which is a lot to some people, Kyle
  30. https://www.snow-forecast.com/resorts/Mt-Hood-Meadows/6day/mid
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Three inches is good
  32. I just wasn’t seeing that on the thing I check
  33. Matt avatar
    3 inch grinch
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    
    Daniel Miller
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just got my nussy penetrated
    Cullen Conway
  36. Matt avatar
    Welcome to Steam
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    When do you get the results?
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2-3 days
  39. It was a strange feeling. Never get anything like it
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So we might not know before we snow?
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    If you don’t know, don’t snow
  42. Matt avatar
    Maybe if you ask Alyssa real nice she’ll bust that nussy for you once in a while
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fuck you cullen
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck off
  46. Matt avatar
    Go spit in Kyle’s mouth to cure him
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No one wants to see that shit
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hey, I’m sorry. I know I’m fortunate
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    White privilege over here just flaunting
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan shut up
  51. I didn’t mean to be obnoxious with that
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then show your family
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    How do you think that went?
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Poorly
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m happy your vaxed Cullen
  56. But I’d be happier if you had covid
    Evan Bbbender
  57. Matt avatar
    You should have given up your vax to an underprivleged POC family IMO
    Evan Bbbender
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Interesting
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    There’s no mechanism for me to do that Matt
  60. I’m aware tho, wish I could
  61. Matt avatar
    Sounds like the patriarchy wins again
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok guys
  63. I’m sorry
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s it
  65. I’m going to steam
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tight
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m going snowboarding regardless of if I have the test results back
    Evan Bbbender
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    Even if you’re positive?
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan are you going?
  72. Matt avatar
    You don’t have a positive test yet you don’t have covid
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If I’m positive that would be different
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, Kyle, do you have covid like symptoms?
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But if results aren’t in then I’ll go
  76. No
  77. I feel fine
  78. I ran 3 miles yesterday
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s better Miley Cyrus or Avril Lavigne?
  80. We need to asses your sense of tastee
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But Saturday I had terrible symptoms and I didn’t feel great on Sunday
  82. I just want to know if it was flu or covid
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m likely out Friday
  84. Unfortunately
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I must say, getting my nussy played with lit a fire deep inside me
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    Have you ever had a coregasm?
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    You should
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pray tell
  90. What that is
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    Saw it on Twitter
  92. Orgasm induced by core workout
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Core workouts have only ever caused me pain
    Cullen Conway
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I asked for the thicc swap for my nussy
  95. Swab
  96. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1354177449781825538
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Snowing anyone?
    Daniel Miller
  98. Matt avatar
    Tiny bit
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s snowing
  100. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are you guys following the reddit/r/wsb madness with GameStop?
  101. It’s reached a new level of insanity
  102. Like this is a tweet from one of the best investors in the world
  103. https://twitter.com/TeCLaro/status/1354193053133774848?s=20
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just lost power
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The power to move you
  106. No I have no idea what’s going on with GameStop
  107. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s insane
  108. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=20
  109. Kind of a long story over text though
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it something to do with being up an absurd amount
  111. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean yes
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    People on wsb are shorting it
  113. And news agencies get wind of the story
  114. And it explodes because Elon tweets about it?
  115. I’m not sure I see what’s going on here
  116. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, you are missing it
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What happened
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    So the stock was the most heavily shorted stock in market history
  119. Mostly by hedge funds
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So people said let’s inflate it?
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kind of, and then the founder of chewy, decided to buy a huge stake in it to take it over
  122. This triggered the mother of all short squeezes
  123. And now it’s turned into a populist occupy Wall Street style movement to bankrupt these hedge funds
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I kind of love that
  125. Daniel Miller avatar
    When you short a stock, you have infinite risk, so if GME goes to 1000 and you shorted 1 share at 10, you would ow $990 , or 99x your original investmen
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a real beauty of a movement
  127. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan are you going to short it now
    Daniel Miller
  128. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Man, it’s dumping snow. If only it were colder
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s cold on the mountain
  130. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Indeed