Monday, January 25, 2021

Oops

Lol

I sent that one before anything happened

But then something happened

“You can’t lol your own oops” — dan

OH THAT’S AN OOPS

It was a fake oops that turned into a real big oops

Bro Matt

It’s the titty milk

Doink

This

That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen

Matt, have you penetrated a table yourself?

Is the funniest video

I have ever seen

She definitely enjoyed it

That was beautiful

Evan just sucked his own dick

Impressive

He was supppsed to eat it!?

Refball

That was an NFL blitz move

I love the suplex

How bad can Singletary be

christ

🤔

Easy 1st down

Why not drop

This is becoming unfortunate

Don’t worry

I can’t believe they still do that chant in KC

Seems questionable in 2021

The same city that they booed the “show of unity” at the opener this year?

Not hard to believe

That’s a hard man

Definitely not a soft man

Cool

When does Green Bay play?

Fuuuuuuuuuck

It’s ok man

That’s easy for you to say you’ve been put out of your misery

I’m sorry but

That is the most ridiculous spot

I have ever seen

The bills could use some of that referential generosity

Sorry he doesn’t wear a 12 or is mahomes

Heroic

Oops

They’re playing sans torment

Sandstorm

But I also like sans torment

What is Josh doing

12 points good stop

Yeah this isn’t happening

It can

Singletary is so worthless

Stop giving him the ball

Kyle, is your bussy your glove of love?

What’s the surrender index on that fg

There’s more than 2 mins left TBF

This is like the Bills losing their 5th Superbowl right? Since the game in 2 weeks is against the D league

I uhhh

Sure

If Brady wins are you going to argue that he’s an AFC qb?

Yes but he’s not going to win

Because the nfc sucks?

He’s not going to win because KC is sick

Oh

He shouldn’t even be there because the NFC sucks

It’s true the nfc is so bad

THATS IT

IM GOING TO STEAM

Sheets kingdom

Well

I guess it must have been deano

It musta been DINGHO

Are the packers going to the super bowl ?

https://twitter.com/jga41agher/status/1353558854693486592?s=10

Aaron Jones is posting all the hate he’s getting on Instagram

It’s really sad

What’s the hate about

Being untalented?

Idk it’s just a ton of hate

It’s all over his stories

I feel bad

He’s going to be a Bill next season or a cardinal

And absolutely annihilate

Will he still wear a sombrero?

Listen

None of our teams won today

But

https://youtu.be/q5ZgEtgxxg0

Just let that soak in

Heather somehow, inexplicably doesn’t think it’s funny

So uhhh

Anyone wanna go to the mountain this week?!

Snowy

I could do late week

Thursday or Friday would be nice

I can’t do Thursday

Perhaaaaps Friday

Yeah whichever day looks better if those two works for me

Excellent

Horny

Horn

Matt you alright over there?

There hasn’t been any Twitter content all day

I’ve been playing video games

Back on the path of exile wagon

That’s like Diablo?

Yeah but way better than Diablo 3

So, a neighborhood rat chewed through my car transmission wiring last night, costing me a $200s

So that’s right

Tight

That’s sick

That was actually me getting revenge on you

Stewie has failed me

He was complicit

Oops I just watched hentai

Cullen I’m afraid your advanced bilirubin results have come back in

There’s no easy way to say this

So I’ll just go ahead and say it

You have stage 4 horningtons

I knew it!

There’s nothing we can do

Unless you’d be willing to fly to Ecuador for an experimental procedure

But your Jimmy may never be the same again

Sounds like some shit just went down in laurelhurst

A car drove down the pedestrian path hitting people?

At least 5 people hit, tons of cops there

I don’t know, trying to gather this on twotter

Kyle probably does

What the fuck

Was Kyle running down homeless people

I was

https://nextdoor.com/p/DHCdcswm43_8?utm_source=share&init_source=copy_link_share

Kyle always knows what’s going on in the neighborhood

Looks like it was not just at the park

https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2928272-bills-cole-beasley-says-he-has-broken-fibula-played-through-injury.amp.htm

Legend

Bills woulda had em with a 100% Cole fer sh er