Sunday, January 24, 2021

Matt, you gonna have a McGregor feed?

Is that tonight

Ya

You got that good good Matt?

you want the prelims?

I think I’d want to watch it too

https://110071e36e3b.us-west-2.playback.live-video.net/api/video/v1/us-west-2.173225795632.channel.d9PUKPQw9SoC.m3u8

Will be a diff link for the main card

At 7

I’m making my Josh’s Jaqs with breast milk tomorrow

Bro

We need video proof or gtfo

Do you guys know if OHSU is doing a vaccination cum study too? I can donate some cum for a tax

Vax

Can you donate as much as me

That’s a cum challenge

Throwing down the cum gauntlet

I just did bro

Main card starts in 20 here:

http://ufc.sportsontheweb.net/bottoms.html

Thanks babydooooooo

I’ll cum to that

If you didn’t click that link yet he might have locked it

I did click but it’s giving me this

Yep

That looks right

Should be starting soon

Last prelim just ended

He I got it on another stream

That other one just started

That one should be the daddy stream if you’e in

I’m in baby

I just killed Khoton Kahn

And I’m also in

He’s a pussy

I’m sorry but the like fake boxing video intros are not good

I just ate super deluxe

It’s so good

It either made me gay or straight

How about this fight?

Just dancing in circles

They’re grappling now

Sure are

I don’t know about the rest of the card, the top 2 fights should be fun hopefully

Idk I like Brazilian girls grappling

Kinda makes me chum

Then chum

Ribas is kinda cute on her instagram at least

That was tight

That was pretty funny. WTF Herb

Wow

Definitely should have called it

It looked like he did call it

I think he did a good job

That was pretty tight

I was about to poop

Glad I didn’t

https://twitter.com/richeisen/status/1353090220720181248?s=21

Prolly good for the pack huh

Maybe

They’ll want to run it HARD

Brady has never played in snow

But bucs run d is elite

It’s not like he spent 21 years at Foxborough

Is it a fournette day?

Power running?

It’s whoever scores the most points goes to the super bowl day

I’ll eat more wings than you, Evan

Oh I don’t doubt that

Actually, I think you have to exclusively butt-chug your wings

If Bob ton gets a yht

Dan, you have a vitamix?

How does it handle bone?

Evan. I don’t know how true this is but I feel like that Bucs D regressed

Like was v good early season and somewhat suspect to end the year

I guess that’s good because I’m supposed to eat my own dick when the packers lose

We’ll see

Wait, you are?

Have you heard the tale of Aaron Rodgers and the nfc championship game

How did this come about?

I just randomly said it for lols

It got a few lols

We’ll be bussy-chugging hot wings by noon

Heather won’t stop sending me these where’s Bernie pictures

Why did Sanchez cut his mullet?

Maybe she can find this one

Wait, his mullet appears to still be there mostly

I just shit so much

Anyone rooting for the Uzbekistani?

I just had diarrhea

Asshole Uzbekistan

Must cop

Almost expensive enough

That’s like a boot riff raff would wear

$4k

If he’s still alive

So Abu Dhabi handled covid p well I guess?

Based on the fans in the stands

If you’re rich enough there is no Covid

Matt, who do you have in this?

Krimbus kreemlitz

https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/1353199349619175425?s=21

This is pretty wild

Backs up then just runs em over

acab

Matt, who do you have

Hopefully Conor again but who knows

Also, thanks for the link

He might get administrative leave

Whoa

I’m jk

That cop should absolutely go to jail

Maybe a happy medium

Well that really ended quickly

Rekt

Connor was looking good for a sec

Then boom

Connor doesn’t know where he is

Should have checked some of those calf kicks

Yeah his leg was getting worked

He could barely stand

Connor is fucked up

https://twitter.com/sethrogen/status/1353229446975606786?s=21

I just read 128 texts

Everything said here is very important

I don’t wanna lose the narrative

You better

Lose yourself

In the moment

The music

You want it

I’m ready for all the wings

Bummed I cannot rectally feed with y’all

Why not

Also, are you a feeder?

I was very sick yesterday

Ah

Cum sickness

Kyle

What were the highlights from your reading of the texts?

Big picture takeaway type stuff

Inane chatter

Anyone else have a belt or two of scotch last night?

I had a single beer

CHEF GEOFFREY ZAKARIAN

This one is fun

Or should I bet a bunch that Singletary is the first yht ?

Chiefs are bad against the run but lol

I did it

Not entirely unreasonable

Mike evans might get locked up with Jaire

Should have also bet Scotty Miller first yht

I just took the big shots to make it fun

Yes please

I absolutely do

Evan, would you like a ride?

So you can drink and enjoy your team?

(Losing)

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1353397975557365763?s=21

Sure

When you gonna be here?

I’m gonna leave in 15

Or 10

Alright

Dan do you still need advanced help?

You should leave in 10

So we can get the sheet experience set up correctly

This is demanding for a man getting offered a ride

😈

Leaving now but dropping something off at Helen’s

Naughty purps bruh

Is it a nice d

Is she gonna give you a wank?

I hear she is good for one

Almost there Evan

I’m as hard as the Washington monument

How many “stuffed” do you think will occur today?

Can we get an over/under going

A lot because bucs defense

But not as many when the bucs offense is on the field

P cute

Let’s see the sheetdome

Those power tools used to hang a sheet?

Yes

Nice

Is jaire being exposed?

He hasn’t been targeted?

Yeah that wasn’t him

Evan is mad

Can we get a bet on a dog eating one of those burgers off the bloody?

Was the trouncing earlier this at lambeau or in Tampa

Tampa

But this trouncing will be at lambeau

They’re going to get absolutely annihilated

Is this the legend of the Rogers NFC Champ game?

Yes bro

He loves getting absolutely smoked

I can’t wait for a bucs chiefs super bowl

Seems likely

I don’t think I can emotionally handle losing the superbowl to Brady so KC might do me a favor by winning today

Yeah I mean it’s going to be Tampa

It’s a one score game in the first quarter

Yeah dude he’s being insane

I’m drinking blood

Look

I just don’t want to have to eat my own dick

That’s it

The pack are going to the super bowl

4 sure

MVS?!?

I’m gonna cum

He’s lucky he wasn’t wide open

Otherwise it would have been a drop

I know right

It’s tough that Evan already conceded

So even if they win it doesn’t count

It’s true

Oops

That better have been about the drop

Oops again

Oh good

We’re fine guys!!!

GUYS ITS GOOD

We are having fun!!

Is that an oops?

Yes

Yes it is

Great hold though

Oops

Oh my

Scotty too

Oops

Aaron Jones has no talent

Oh god

What a nightmare

Lol this is bad

Did Rodgers triple thrust this game?

I guess he must havec

Anyone horny?

Distressingly

Are we Brate yet?

“I’m just waiting for Kyle’s next oops”—Evan

We can see every text on the projector screen

I keep waiting for kyles next oops

Do you think they make the players get naked when they go in the blue tent?

Bob ton

Evan is screaming blend the wings

Kevin King is not having a good game

Kyle

You are so far ahead of us

Oops

The Kevin king comment was related to past plays

He was defending on all the yht

Oh yeah

Yeah he’s playing poorly

Oops

I honee boi

We got a game

Dillon is beastly

Stuffed

Love that drop

Oops

That’s a huge oops

Evan made Bruce cry from cheering

Sounds about right

Alice made it clear that “that is the line”

Sounds about right

Oops

Amazing how the refs are so torn between their love of Brady and Rodgers that they can’t call any penalty

I’m about to have a yorcht bloody too

What’s the surrender index on that FG?

What’s the surrender index on that fg?

Hahaha

Hahaha

Whoa

Oh lord

Echo chamber in here

Tommy’s doing it again baby

That slide was dumb

Imagine if Green Bay did not give up a yht with 8 seconds left and 40 yards to go

Or imagine if any other number of plays went differently

No

That specific play

That’s what I’m imagining

Oops

Wow

Kyle no

Don’t be doing that

Controversial

Oh no

Bullshit

Kevin king

Lvp

Refball

Unreal

Wow

Woooow

He tugged the Jersey hard

Tugged my Weiner hard

Wow ok

That’s that

Matt, is “Refball” your favorite term?

You live rolling it out

The Jersey stretches like a foot

I just hate flags on big plays when they’ve been letting that fly all day

Absolutely agree

Oh well

There’s always next year

Good luck billies

No there’s not

Packers are moving to LA

The NFL should just stop between every play and scan the replays for penalties

It really enhances the game

Yeah if it benefits Tom Brady why not

The packers get their fair share of help from the refs

But NFL definitely wanted tom Brady playing for Tampa and the super bow at Tampa

It’s great for the narrative

Just like packers losing NFC championship again

I love it

Eh bucs played better

Marginally

Fuck. Yes.

Titty milk!

Titty milk!

NO WAY

NO

You didn’t eat it

Of course I did I can’t let that shit go to waste

So do y’all want a vid of Evan eating his own dick?

LETW GO BILLS!!!

Yes

LETS FUCKING GO

Rumor has it that Travis kelce can’t cum unless he gets 85 + yards

Roberts doesn’t know how to fair catch

Christ

Oops

Kyle you need to stop