Friday, January 29, 2021

Dan

Steam tomorrow or what?

I haven’t gone this year yet

Just me and Kyle tomorrow

Stiffed!

Cullen your stupid dogecoin is exploding

Dan probably has 50,000 of them

I just had a dog piss on me at the dog park

Lol

Literally walked over and pissed on my

Did Stevie stand up for you?

He sniffed it

That’s pretty fucking chill

Whoever can tell me what this map conveys gets $100

God damnit

Shoulda saved

Not copied

You already went to the moon

You get no money

Since I’m an ivory

Idiot

How did you find that out

Are you on a computer and right clicked?

Or Mongolia

Yeah it’s in the file name br

Computer is violating the t&c of the challenge

Oh you like the slow and honee route

Amanda is just quietly shaking her head in the corner

How can she not appreciate that

https://twitter.com/melanatedho/status/1354830524989067268?s=21

https://twitter.com/paulycristo/status/1354792041125978123?s=21

I feel like people got the class war part of this whole thing a little out of proportion

Like it wealthy people hurting super wealthy people

I’m having a debate with heather

I agree with Kyle

Should we have a Yelp for people?

No

What

I agree with Dan

I think we should totally have a Yelp for people

Evan, are you pro people Yelp?

Yes

What does this mean?

Have you considered how many stars you’d have!

?

I probably would have like 2.5

I don’t think it’s a great idea but I bet it exists sooner or later

Kinda but it’s an app

I was about to ask that

That crazy woman loses her score

I suppose I haven’t done any due diligence but I was guessing the people on that wsb Reddit are generally well off

And goes insane

I remember they had a rating

But I think it would be fun

It would destroy Melania’s legacy of ending cyber bullying

Like heather and I were wondering what Paul Hollywood’s rating would be

People Yelp would be brutal

I guess in my eyes neither side is a “good guy”

They’re both greedy

Exactly

It appears there are concurrent convos here

Yeah it’s the Wild West bb

Listen, I’m more interested in people Yelp

Yeah it’s a bad idea

Like I’d love to review people

“Fuck Cullen. What a shithead, 2 stars”

After drinking their blood

My guess is that most people would have around 2.5 stars

Most men, at least

Women would be more supportive

Like “omg Kelcey is such a sWeEtIe 5 stars kisses!!!l

Sounds awful

Yeah imagine when you’re being loud and obnoxious somewhere

People could just 1 star you

No they’d have to know who you are

I enjoy a little anonymity in my private life

Don’t need to be rated

Like they’d have to come over to you and be like “hey what’s your name”

That would kind of defeat the purpose

Because then basically only your social circle would have access to it

Yeah I mean if we’re going neural implants it’s far beyond people Yelp

Like how would you ID random people

Without your Bill gates 5G covid chip

Yeah idk. I assumed you meant everyone had a account linked to them

I mean they tried it in the early 2000s and it was a huge hit

How do?0

Hotornot.com

Ratemybussy.com

Ratemydick.com

Ratemydick.gay

Istaysombooming.com

But really I was thinking in the vein of hot or not

Like people love judging people

You’re pretty committed here, huh?

I’m drunk

Really?

Yeah just a bit tickled

Nice

I’m drinking hop wtr

It sucks

I’m debating trying weed

Do it brah

Normally that’s a weekend treat

Uh oh

Well don’t spoil yourself

!!

Dogecoin is up to .1

Wait not it’s not

..067

But that’s a fucking rocket

It is

It’s exploded

I almost bought some but it’s too complicated so I said fuck this

Like buy a doge wallet

Then buy Bitcoin (3-5 days)

Then change your bitcoins to doge coins

Like fuck that

Who the fuck wants to invest in something so inconvenient

Rocketmen

1400%

That’s a moon

So

Who wants to open the first papa John’s in ulaanbaatar with me

Fun fact about ulaanbaatar

It’s current location is “1778”

But that’s obviously subject to change

Sometimes it’s like 1445

Or 3247

Well, it’s the “current location”

It might change

All aboard

Famous games in fantasy football

https://twitter.com/uberfacts/status/1355181979201888259?s=21

Where is my moon

Wheeere is my moon

How’s the mountain?

That’s a fucking princess

It’s hit or miss

Pretty soft off the groom

Pluto is very soft at the top then HARD

It’s about to get slushy

Tejas

Ricky Senderson

Pretty vicious launch there

Just attacked it

https://twitter.com/jojo_pdx/status/1355235541692805121?s=20

I might fux with this

Jucksten

That sandwich does look dank

We’re practically home now

It was great

Hardly any lines

Anyone wanna get an outdoor beer?

Wehn

Wehn

Wehre

Woh

What

Damnit

Waht

Where tho

I just walked by Bar Bar which is what inspired this suggestion

Outdoor fires are going and it’s pretty nice looking

Harry Bussy

Yup

That’s it right there

Guys we got chicken sendies today

But when and where

My bussy is prolapsed

Otherwise I’ll end up napping and probably playing AOE2 with dan until it’s time for pizza

We all know that’s what’s going to happen

Sendies**

TENDIES