Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Very low because I was about to stop working and now some idiot emailed me

This is stressful to watch tbh

Gonna be an early night if Biden closes Florida

Map guy is on fire

Guys I have a confession

Miami-Dade not looking good

I’m watching the NBC broadcast

Do they have a map guy?

They do

Bullshit

There’s only one map guy

Florida not looking good

NYT had a 95% chance of trump taking it at this point

Not good bob

Map guy HATES when Wolf tries to speak

Who’s having fun

Anyone having fun?

No

Florida giving you the blues?

Or the reds?

He really is dude

I’m a lil buzzed already

Like he can’t stop

Should we all get drunk?

Is the country getting drunk tonight?

Seltzer for me!

Obviously

I just realized these hop venoms were 9%

You switched to ABC?

No nbc guys here eh?

Nbc guys sipping seltzer smh

My beers are getting cold

In the fridge baby

https://twitter.com/Knibbs/status/1323795227770015744?s=20

Or a single minty

So, how are we feeling?

Cascadia!

I hope everyone bought their guns

I’m on a bit of a rollercoaster of here

Biden will be fine

Anyone slammin any puss?

How do you think trump (and I know this is unlikely and purely hypothetical) won the popular vote but lost the electoral college and the electio

I bet he would be irate and demand that he got more votes and he won

George Bush’s 2nd term is the only time in like 30 years a republican president has won the popular vote

That is a fun fact

Well at least Laura Loomer lost

A lot of love for map guy on Twitter right now

People calling him a machine

Low turnout in Milwaukee doesn’t seem awesome

Everyone was too sick with covid

Come on Ohio!

Anyone switching to hardcore porn real quick?

Why do you think I have 2 screens?

In addition to the county polls they should have likelihood of civil unrest by county

Is Portland on a watch tonight?

I heard rumor it was

Yeah I bet shit will get bad

To what purpose it will serve is beyond me but hey

Violence!

Well, the sickness of the nation is clear, regardless of the result

Sickness?

Just how fucked up so much of our nation is right now

Ah

Wasn’t sure if you meant literal

Or trumpets

I'm a little worried that Biden didn't carry the Dakota's

Democracy is a sham!

Well the betting odds had Trump’s chances at 33 this morning. He’s now around 70

I don’t know how accurate those are

Some sports books type places

Yeah bovada has trump -220 to win!  That’s not good

Whoo boy

He’s going to do it again isn’t he

Yup

But how can anyone be surprised really

That 2016 feeling is exactly what frightened me

Vegas knows!

Vegas knows

That’s the point

Vegas might not know

haha

I think I need to not watch this for a while

+155 if you want to bet on Biden

Yep

https://www.bovada.lv/sports/politics

+170 now!

Hop on bovada dog

I am not a sports book

+185

Get on it

This is trending poorly, huh?

+240!

They want your $

Back down to +185 someone got on that action

Is it that bad?? I was feeling ok like 30 minutes ago

Vegas is favoring trump bigly

Back up to +240 Biden

Madness

I hate this

Emperor Trump

Do you guys think a lot of people say they aren’t going to vote for Trump and then secretly do?

Closeted trump supporters

Because I sure think people do

Yup

That’s what I mean though

People don’t want to admit it

So they say Biden

He’s a good businessman though

Evan shut up

Trump is invincible idk why you guys don’t get this

Evan shut up

I think we just don’t know a lot of boomer suburbanites

They love Trump baby

Bernie would have won

Election Day and the day after should be holidays

If trump wins I don’t know how I’ll work tomorrow

Same

There goes Ohio

+330 if you think Biden is going to win

375

Bovada is begging for your $$

https://www.bovada.lv/sports/politics

I’m good man

This is kinda wild

It’s really upsetting

I feel really awful

Well there’ll be violence

So everyone lock your doors!

What a country we live in folks

There’s still a lot of uncertainty

It’s incredible Trump can have the presidency he has had and still win

But that point is clear

Over 1,000 people does of covid TODAY

Doesn’t effect him at all

Looks like there is still a shot in NC

I’ll admit a short one

But a good chunk of early/absentee ballots not voted

Counted

Will he refuse to count them?

Good lord

Anything but that

It’s going to come down to Brett favre’s tweet

Just like Matt predicted

https://twitter.com/suzettesmith/status/1323828010009554947?s=10

How are we still using the EC?

Mostly because fuck black people?

Trump winning the popular vote at the moment

Yeah he’s been holding that

Prolly

https://twitter.com/jonathantamari/status/1323831497284067331?s=10

https://twitter.com/jonathantamari/status/1323831202919362560?s=10

Yeah I was expecting to not o or the results til like Thursday

CNN just called Oregon for Biden

We’ve done it

Excellent work boys

0 votes. Winner

The Latino vote gets me a little

Like I understand it’s an extremely diverse group but lord almighty

*Latinx

Biden should have done a better job getting their vote

He really should have

I wonder how much the protests played into trumps hands

Bigly?

Nah

https://twitter.com/politicsreid/status/1323838001206632448?s=10

So, can we go to sleep?

Cant sleep, Trump will eat you

Fox News calling AZ for Biden

Damnit

Lindsey Graham won

I think the tortilla just swayed Virginia

God I hope so

https://twitter.com/danwiederer/status/1323850125840625669?s=10

Evan

“2pm of the early Sunday games” seems a bit odd, those are the afternoon games, but we get the point

https://twitter.com/lennybronner/status/1323852789273997312?s=10

Unknown number of votes still in the mail too

Yeah I can certainly relate to that analogy

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1323854833057779712?s=10

Where you wanna go bruh

Mars?

Elon’s there

So how does trump win without Pennsylvania

Which doesn’t look very good

Trump?

He’s got some options

I mean Biden

MI, WI, AZ and those Nevada and Maine thingies

I think would do it

This map doesn’t look good

Wisconsin

Looks much better than an hour or two ago

I hope a lot of this is mail in ballots

That are Biden votes

The hope now is that huge portions of those states are early votes and urban areas for Biden, which they appear to be

But Trump will try to get the courts to block them

Biden just called PA for Biden

Pennsylvania looks bad for him

He’s at like 41%

Evan, are you just tuning back in?

Like yes, the maps look bad but that’s partially an artifact of the way these votes are being counted

Yeah I tuned out for a while

I knew you bros would be able to give me the skinny

It’s still not looking great, I’ll agree

But there’s some hope

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1323864021167198209?s=10

Dan what’s your take?

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1323863787825438720?s=10

He missused Poles 😂

Fuck the Poles!!!

Got em!!!

🤣🤣🤣

He deleted it!

Ah so good

This is good

It is nice to know that after 4 years, people still absolutely love this guy

The baby won’t even remember trumps presidency

He might remember some of don jr’s though

Then Eric’s

Unless trump lives to be like 100, then Bruce will remember most of his presidency

https://twitter.com/fox9/status/1323854553297625088?s=10

I been there for years

Biden is going to win but the country has proven itself rotten regardless

Trump did better in every single demo except white men haha

Biden is terrible and the democrats are the most worthless institution imaginable

People are too dumb for democracy

Ya boy

That’s fine

I’m not going to speak for Lenin here.  What do you think about present day china?

Seems they’ve done an awful lot to improve the lives of their citizens

How is it in the sixties right now?

Sorry guys, that was non election comment

Well Nixon is still in office right?

Temperature

So you think Biden will win but not by a large margin?

I am hungover

And on a 7am meeting already

What the fuck

People on this meeting are eastern

I think it’s because this meeting was supposed to be yesterday but they moved it to today

‘No meeting election day’

So now I have meetings all day today

Oh sure I have plenty of screen real estate

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324004491612618752

Is it that Americans are too dumb for democracy or that democracy inherently breeds a cesspool of corruption that leads to really stupid people

Then again, Donald trump is a really good businessman

2 parties controlled by capital

People just making it a team sport

I mean people are only as dumb as you make em

😇😜

Nice

Did anyone stay up and watch Trump’s address last night? It was insane

No I got dronk and passed out

So did I

I woke up once and Jen was crying

I mumbled “good lord” and went to bed

I know

Yeah it’s pretty wild how many people just love trump

They love him!

Yeah you called that

The line has spoken people

Let’s keep this train rollin l

The line wants a good businessman in charge people

If it was a baseball gam

So are all drugs decriminalized in Oregon now?

It’s ok guys AOC can run in 4 years

Tear gas teddie

Gas me teddie

Would you rather be Jaq’d by Josh or gassed by teddie?

Nevada Wisconsin and Michigan are enough right?

Because Pennsylvania isn’t looking good

That’s why that Nebraska one was huge

Last night

Maybe they should stop the counting now

As Trump has asked

Count my dinger

It’s pretty obvious he’s ahead by almost a million votes isn’t he

O

Dang

The red mirage guys!!

Zang

Excuse me, 500k votes

That’s been the case yes

Because they’re fraudulent

And sent by mail

NYT still has Biden with an edge in Georgia too

Ooo jaq me josh

Trump strongly discourages his voters from voting by mail and then asks why those votes are so blue. Just wonderful.

https://twitter.com/goodish_will/status/1323938729342439424?s=21

Whatever

I’m still not comfortable and I’ll absolutely take that

To get this chode out and then work toward Kuato’s revolution

Gucci Gang

The icy revolution

Brrrrrr this global warming got me so cold

Komrade Kuato

What are your orders vice premier Gucci Mane?

https://twitter.com/johnkruzel/status/1324004554485211136?s=10

https://twitter.com/liamwbz/status/1324007227582259200?s=10

No fucking way

Maybe that’s the Miami-Dade confusion

They forgot to count tricky daddy’s votes!!!

Trick**

Although tricky daddy has a more mature ring to it

😂

Matt was forcing them down your throat dude

If I know dan

It’s that he loves to gamble

He linked us like three times

I was so consumed with the election I neglected the waiver wire

I was trying to make you some $$

You can still get dexter Williams Cullen

Those odds were wild even if you thought trump was probably going to win

Did you go for Cory, Evan?

No I did something silly and picked up tony pollard

I mean I have Antonio brown who’s going to score 3 yht this week

I need pollard to replicate zeke’s 20 carries for 52 yards in case he goes down

Ok that’s plenty of info, thanks

Did I mention yht?

Anyone want to watch the packers get spanked by Nick Mullens tomorrow with me?

I don’t think you ever shared your feelings on them getting beat by the vikings last week?

You know it’a fine

It’s very packers to give up like 200 rush yards

If you hand the ball off, you’ll see success

The packers can fix it, they just need to add a good ILB before the trade dea— ...oh

Imagine if all those people in swing states didn’t vote for Jo Jorgensen

Fuck that noise imagine if democrats nominated not a republican

AOC is next time Matt!!

You want sassy?

You want saucy?

Bernie would have won 49 states

You think so?

Even when Trump biggest point of distinction was that Biden would pander to the socialist agenda?

When he clearly will not

Doesn’t that show he much fear the word socialism still has in boomers hearts

No

Bernie would have won 49 states

Biden got fewer votes than Hilary in every demographic except white males

That kind of blows my mind really

Sorry, he lost ground

Don’t look at me

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/us/elections/forecast-president.html

I voted for Cuervo Jones

“What’s changed from 2016” section

Ask the failing NY Times

Yeah those are the only three states they needled

Matt, you’re quite salty

Matt, you’re quite good at turning me on

Apparently those were the states that reported the type of vote (mail, in person) quickly so it allowed the analysts to somewhat predict the needl

Other states were to chaotic to needle

Fully automated luxury gay space communism

Guys what’s going on

I’m not getting bombarded with election updates anymore

Things look ok for Biden

His lead is very small in Nevada

I’m ready to shralp

Let’s GET IT BROS

GET BRUCE ON SOME BLADES

I’m edging my pass

Are you slitting it in between your pee hole?

Guys bad news

DiNucci will NOT be back next week

Holy shit

Map guy is still at it

I don’t see any reduction in performance even

This is his moment

He got ready for 4 years for this

More than that my guy

Maybe he got one of those adrenochrome + stimulant cocktails

https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1324004066050060294?s=10

Keep nominating blue dog dems and flushing $$ down the toilet

Is Kuato texting from the womb?

What’s a “blue dog dem”?

Blue Dog Democrats are also sometimes called "Reagan Democrats." They are conservative, rather than progressive, and have a tendency to align themselves with GOP policies in matters of taxation and spending

I see. That seems like it would necessary to win in Kentucky or SC?

I wouldn’t expect either of those states to back a progressive Democrat

Or they could run someone offering substantive policy that is popular

Is it necessary?  When they lose election after election by doing so?

Literally flushing away $200mil to offer people the same choice they get from republicans

Big brain strats

They’re losing these elections by like 10 points

Flushing money away

Yeah i guess doing the same thing over and over leads to the same results

I wonder if they have had progressives on their primaries but they never win

Big if true

Thanks Dan

I’m so ready for Donald trump to go away

Dan, you’re MY map guy

Bernie was fucked by the Democratic Party + Elizabeth Warren in the primaries

Literally every other democrat dropped out the day before super tuesday

Liz stuck around to split the left vote and give Biden states he wouldn’t have won otherwise

While she won absolutely nothing

Kyle you’re needed as part of the swoletariat so I’m going to have to continue recruiting you to the cause

I love that term

I’m trying my best to get out of the working class

It’s not going well

Coward

Whatso pleaseth the line doth sate the worker, for he shall inherit the wealth as it trickleth down

Trump requesting a recount in Wisco

Even their (shitty) republican governor has said that this isn’t close enough to make it worth it

Shiddy

Thanks

Pp

Ooof

Anything to make Trump go away

Though he could run again in 2024

I think it’s Mitch’s preferred position tbh

What’re the odds Biden gets Georgia

Let me consult the needle

64%

The needle knows

https://twitter.com/courtneyrcronin/status/1324052849651781632?s=10

He should have talked about being the Burger King

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1324049619060490243

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324007806694023169

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1324059767581671425?s=10

They are...counting votes bro

Deep state!!

https://twitter.com/luisadieznuts/status/1324044731807125505

Matt, I would have loved a Bernie win. I voted for him every chance I got

I also in this moment need that chode out of office

https://twitter.com/datascigen/status/1324048275498885121

Trump has more votes this year than he did in 2016, according to Fox News

I suppose the turnout is much higher so that makes sense

Biden has also passed Hilarys number from 2016

Biden has passed any nominee ever

I think Dan already shared that

https://twitter.com/DSA_RACIST/status/1324019218959028224

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324061986779504642

I suppose with population growth those records should be beaten every election

Except when it’s 2016

You know I never played death stranding but I like the reference a lot

I think another huge mistake by Dems is recurrently running *against* their opposition, rather than making it clear how the realities and difficulties in many communities are connected to failed policies and offering a better platform or solutions

Joe Biden’s policies his entire political career were trash.  What policies was he pushing this election even to differ himself from trump

His entire campaign was “I’m not trump”

Yeah that’s the angle I’m getting at

Maybe nominate someone with policy next time

Yeah it’s pretty gross

But it’s true about Biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cdqQ2BdgOA

He’s just enough better than Hillary to cash in

Less hated than*

It was up a lot more when I last checked

Over 2%

Oh the nasdaq is fuckin’

Is it looking like gop will hold majority in senate?

Yes

So deadlock for the next two years

Chevron just invested in my future

Big trusssss

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/796229362643152896

How about Michigan, boys?

It’s looking good!!

But will Nevada hold?

No one is having chips, bro

Now nobody gets chips

Wtf Pennsylvania though

Biden still thinks they’ll get it

It’s virtually all mail in votes outstanding

More than 300k eh?

I think I heard there are potential like a million left

Oh wow

That’s a billy dean

He doesn’t need it tho

But if he gets Nevada—who cares!!!

If Nevada and AX hold

AZ

AX

Matt, how much did you put in Bovada when it was +389

None unfortunately I closed my bovada account

Did y’all see that Kanye has conceded?

And is moving his sights to 2024

https://twitter.com/theophite/status/1324103226518499328?s=10

Very mature of Kanye

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1324098069445660674?s=10

Is Biden winning the delicious small child vote?

This is pretty hilarious. His shirt is the best part

Give us our freedom Joe Biden

Love the name gavrilo winzip

Fuck Susan Collins

Also

https://www.theonion.com/how-can-they-expect-me-to-focus-today-asks-man-putti-1845574789?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1604527679&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3lnLHerXvbcT8RYumSEGna-SeAxO73LdDkozWseHCYMkyfNqEe9mMwof

Good lord boys I almost feel like celebrating

Why

Because we may have forestalled the great revolution comrade

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324108200141082624

He can pout all he wants

Goddamn that’s good

Anyone else doing the 10k run n cum this weekend?