Tuesday, November 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/JOHNNYRYAN101/status/1323353359575703552- https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/528888894604210176
Any of you guys get the day off?- Nope they just cancelled all of our meetings
- So a soft day off
I haven’t started work yet but I don’t think anything is different- Especially in Oregon
- Heather gets the day off
- But her company is based out of London
- CVS corporate initiative for a ‘meeting free election day’
- My work gives me indigenous peoples day instead
- If you call it Columbus Day do they make you work?
- I think they still call it that
- It’s maybe Columbus Day/Indogenous Peolles day
Let’s hear everyone’s final predictions- Obama with the surprise victory
- Nice, definitely would be a surprise
- Evan, as a first time voter, what do you think your impact will be ?
- Minimal to none
- And the outcome?
- I can’t go back on the prediction years ago that it’s Trump overlord until death
- So I’m going with Trump overlord until death
- Matt, surprise snowsocilast revolution?
- No 😟
- Biden only slows the revolution
- Tight. That leaves Cullen, who wrote in Rob tröstCullen Conway
- Dan, how is dad life?
- Teach Bruce how to aoe yet?Evan Bbbender
- Mostly joyful, very sleep deprived
- The first day was chaos, but everyday gets a bit easier
- That’s good news
I bet you’ll find one that harder here soon- Soon they basically take care of themselves
- Whoa, that didn’t mean to sound darkDaniel Miller
- I get the sentiment
- Alices parents are staying with us right now
- That makes things easier
- And yes bruce is already notching some GGs
- Very nice
- He’s mastering his crossbowmen rush
- You should start him with something simpler like red alert
- Ez 👏
- What do you guys think meadows will do with passes if we get locked down again?
- Say “sorry lol”
- Because it seems inevitable to me
- Gotta get it while you can brah
- Seems like they would refund or roll it over to next year
- I was thinking roll to next year
- They def could not afford t refund
- If Rob Trost pulls this out we won’t be locked down tho, you can bet on that
- We gonna go to East burn tonight or what?
- No
- I’m going to fantasy adult videoEvan Bbbender
- Also, re: dad Life, I cannot believe there are 7 Billion people on this planet that required this much attention
- More than half of them definitely aren’t worth itEvan Bbbender
- https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1323623712311095296
- https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1323681851228278789
- Sounds like the revolution is afoot!!
- If one side added justices wouldn’t the other just add more when they are in power?
- Would making the court less important be such a bad thing?
- Would that make it less important?
- It would make a single seat less important
- Certainly reduces the courts overall political power
- Not a particularly democratic institution
- It isn’t at all
- Especially with lifetime appointments
- Evan, chime in with a “Ben DiNucci rides again!” update
- Oooo boy
- I love that having the Pitt d
- Oh Jesus
- Stoppp he’s already dead
- Poor guy is going to get absolutely annihilated
- Anyone gonna get extremely stoned tonight to make the anxiety even stronger?
- Get dronk + riot
- I’m taking mushrooms
- https://twitter.com/holamikoo/status/1323676557353783297?s=10
- I’m kind of sad we can’t go to polls here
- I feel like I’m missing out on waiting in long lines
- Alright boys, time to put some skin in the gameDaniel Miller
- If Texas goes blue, we all get Bernie Senders tattoosDaniel Miller
- It has to be Bernie shredding some gnar
- Absolutely
- Can he have a thicc, meaty hog hanging out of his pants?
- Absolutely
- If Texas goes blue, that is
- His hog can have a tattoo saying, “democratic snowcialist”
- I’m going to brand my taint with ACAB if Biden gets more than 400 electoral votes2
- Brand!!!
- Can we livestream it on my pornhub channel?
- Dan, it’s our guy
- Can’t wait to see him zoom in on counties tonightEvan Bbbender
- Is it Wolf Blitzkrieg?
- That is not Wolf
- That’s county guy
- Ooo
- He just cuts in and out with zoom ins on different counties and how they are leaning
- It’s riveting
- Election county expert
- Map guy!!!Cullen Conway
- He’s Wolf blitzers map bitch
- He’s the only one who knows how to use the cnn giant map iPad
- He works once every two years
- But the man puts in WORK2
- It’s like Tom cruise in minority report
- But instead of lesbians in a pool it’s voters
- Not quite as fun as a pool of precog hotties
- Heather got the day off
- Because her company is based out of the UK and they want their US employees to #rockthevote
- https://twitter.com/GregoryHardinII/status/1323731212507271171
- Is she working anyway?
- No she went to Costco
- *insert comment about her chiding Kyle for going to the gym*
- It’s a bit different
- But yeah!
- God that’s good comping to 2016
- He’s brilliant bro
- Map guy is on the move!
- His skills are unmatched
- My prediction is Biden landslide. 350+ electoral votes and him taking his dick out at the end of the night as we all stand still jaws agape drinking up his hot ropes of victorious jismCullen Conway
- Sorry for the coarse language, democracy gets me all riled up.
- You think he’s got any jizzie left in the tank?
- Depends who is asking
- He’s been edging this load for 47 years
- That’s a huge edge
- I’ve brought out the good scotch for tonightEvan Bbbender
- It could be wielded in several ways, depending on the outcome
- I feel like I didn’t come prepared
- MAP GUY!!!!!!
- He’s getting after it
- This is the hardest 30 minutes of his career
- Anyone else got the Election Day shids? I’m at 4.5 right now
- 5
- I’ve had 2 big boys
- Can I get a tumescence check?