Thursday, February 12, 2026

Sounds like it pretty explicitly includes the fleshlight guy

Definitely. But if you asked me before now, I’d have had no idea

https://x.com/atrupar/status/2021704961873117366?s=46

https://x.com/edzitron/status/2021758020577853523

https://x.com/joshuarolson/status/2021745563675627604

https://x.com/sgtwipper1each/status/2021724102659387535?s=46

Fallout-ass gun

https://x.com/owenshroyer1776/status/2021806207862751427?s=46

I’ve recently seen a lot of ai anime slop related to Trump regime

But it kind of slaps

Yeah this Chinese model is quite good

Seed something

Seed Spiller

Goddamnit I was going to make that joke

What if it fell below 50k because we’re being too mean to the sex criminals ever think of that?

https://x.com/nancymace/status/2021675672054177802?s=46

Guys time to get our boats in SC

you know, all those boats we’ve been talking about

Boat loan interest*

Need to write off the interest on my boat like my mortgage

Saw a couple reviews that the next Knight of 7 is a banger. Don’t know if it’s reputable but makes me hoen

Hoen?

Did someone say hoen?

Hoendor calls for aid

I’m a game time decision (out)

Any other suckable fucks out there?

https://x.com/charliebcurran/status/2022017937192956372?s=46

These are so fucking funny

https://x.com/internetjumbo/status/2022015477518827822?s=46

what manner of cheese do you speak

Dan clearly, via writing that you can read, stated a desire for cheeseburger

What kind of dickhead sentence is “via writing that you can read”

OK phrase but whatever

lol it’s pointing out your continued inability to read

It’s a choice

You stay out of this Cullen you aren’t even going

No

And I’m NOT scrolling up a hundred times to see that Dan wanted a cheeseburger

I didn’t scroll up I just remembered

And I’m possible for tomorrow (out)

What fucking ableist bullshit is this? “Remembered”?? You know that I have CRS

Grand Fir?

I’m down

I’ll bring my tiny little dick

They have a good cheeseburger

I’m a maybe

I’m also a maybe

KYLE?

Max??

Also going with maybe

I don’t understand what happened

It has fallen off hard in 2026

Are we in a hoencession?

Feels like it

I’m still committed

I’ve been busier at work the last few weeks than I have been in like 2 years

They’re finally milking you for your sweet goo (labor)

Don’t they know you want to get drunk with your friends

This just in, from the creator of “mecha Hitler”

I’m also a maybe (probably, late)

Landmark saloon is closing after tomorrow night. I’ll probably go tonight as well, but if anyone wants to join Friday for the “grand farewell”, it could be a fun stop if we want some beverages and music in my neck of the wood

Oh shit! That’s a great bet

Bar

(Also have good cheeseburgers if we want a debaucherous double burger day)

Yeah that works for me

But instead of my tiny little dick I’m going to bring my big bad dick

(bbd)

Reacted 😈 to “No, please o god no”

Not the bbd!

Open at 3 😔

Tiny little dick it is