Friday, February 13, 2026

Mmm laocohl

Anyone tryna get knackered?

Go on

I’m drinking

Are you drinking?

Where we drinking?

Where are you drinking?

I was just at dear sandy and now I’m walking to rosenstadt

God bless bro

Steams logo goes hard af

Wikipedia
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_Portland)


Reminds me of this

Banger reference

MY WIFE

YOURE KILLING MY WIFE

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrOQ7yknhp/?igsh=MTFnb2U3dWlkeDhheA==

Dudes this sucks I’ll never get a schwarma bratwurst ever again

Fuuuuuuck

https://x.com/mfnravn/status/2021958483558703564

https://x.com/AZ_Intel_/status/2022170782802272468

Direct action works

Good morning gentlemen! Shall we go and burn down a facility intended for sale to the DHS?

I got called into some shit and I’m downgraded to out for hoen. Have one for me, boys

:(

Any other hoenies out there?

https://x.com/_oldvalyria/status/2021696558870241361?s=46

This feels like blasphemy tbh

Brienne the Beauty

For those of you who are not cowards

Dan and I have advanced the timetable to 12:15

Damn that 15 minutes means I can’t make it anymore

While that may be funny to you, this sort of an adjustment could be ruinous for Max

I was gonna show up max style (late and unannounced)

Which is why that 15 was detrimental

Well fine then we can move it back to 12:30

No that was all one joke

Listen up Kyle

Hoen lunch is not a joke

This kind of thing is seriously offensive

I’ll be there at 12:15

No joke

Well shit I will try and make it by 12:15 but may be closer to 12:30

Can you guys do 1:00?

That’s it Kyle

We’re going to start using the hoen lunch chat

Was this not a joke?

No it was real, I got an email

And must do this thing

Considering you said you were moving it to 1215 like 5 minutes before

I can do 12:30

I know Kyle, I fucked up

Now come to lunch and do your penance

If it sweetens the pot, Cullen won’t be there

I will join between 1230 and 1

Can someone order me a plate of extra sloppy cunt?