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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan, is your work pushing this?
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know I haven’t heard really anything about it but I’m pretty unplugged to a lot of things
  3. In both with and life
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/kdtrey5/status/2021238091072090574?s=46
  5. This pan-up of his legs terrifies me
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/sooaappyy__/status/2021465754147921948?s=46
    Matt
  7. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JimLaPorta/status/2021316901071114436
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hey lovely bros.
  9. Let’s make it a good hoen this week.
  10. I am in need.
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel Miller
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Looking at you guys, matt and Cullen
  13. Your numbers have fallen off a cliff
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We need accountability
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I could maybe fuck this week
    Evan Bbbender
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whoooa
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/notthreadguy/status/2021404673589076294?s=46
    Matt
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/intelligentpawg/status/2021641773802828244?s=46
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    She appears to be very fucking pissed
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s the cortisol spikes, cullen
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    This essay is quite good, but if I drank a beer for every time someone sent it to me, I’d be well drunk I guess.
  23. https://x.com/mattshumer_/status/2021256989876109403
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that was all over my Twitter feed
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude that thing is everywhere and as far as I could tell just said the solution to AI is more AI
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s to learn AI
  27. To not be left behind etc
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes even, by using more AI
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now subscribe to my AI newsletter for $20/month please
  30. He’s like listen up buddy, if you don’t immediately get $200/month worth of ai subscriptions you won’t be able to turn ideas into PowerPoint
    Matt
  31. Or spreadsheets into models and you’ll be FUCKED
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    I want a cheese burger hoen.
  33. O wait, its only wednesday.
  34. Long week over here.
  35. Nevermind.
  36. As you were, back to gestergooning or whatever
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goonsday
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    That pam Bondi clip is wild.
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah man
  40. She fucking loses it haha
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Me to alice: “THE DOW IS AT 50,000” Alice and you are mad that I forgot to pick the kids up at school one time?!
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
  43. https://x.com/0xpbit/status/2021635028573466643?s=46
  44. This Chinese model has the juice ngl
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is pretty funny
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would watch this version of pulp fiction
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2021701873867100340?s=46
  48. The gold standard is rectal
  49. I’ll take, “things you say to your homie when he wants you to fuck his mouth, for $500”
  50. Matt avatar
    He could just get a chip like a cat. I just had it done for ours and it gives their temp apparently
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    What if we all want him to get lost ?
    Matt
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    I hope he writes one of his graphic penetration stories about putting the thermometer in
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    I actually appreciate what he’s doing, just wish he wasn’t such a fucking weirdo about it.
  54. Matt avatar
    Fair point but as far as billionaire weirdos go I find that guy mostly innocuous
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s only a lowly centi-millionaire
  56. Fucking loser
  57. Matt avatar
    Thinks he’s going to live forever without a billion what a chump
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/james406/status/2021630626386874643?s=46
    2
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
  60. Here is some superlatively stupid shit
    2
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/maverickdarby/status/2021670669365522622?s=46
  62. Somehow this doesn’t appear to be AI
    Daniel Miller
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    This one is so realistic, quite hard to tell
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/2021716332169863356?s=46
  65. Lets make a pussy stack luge
  66. Matt avatar
    Big Babylon bee guy?
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    That first one is just satire not bee