Friday, August 22, 2025

Delilah wants to know if Bruce’s baby is going to be there

They are

I’ve consulted with them

Maeve is also currently screaming that she wants baby Phrank…..

Oh no

Guys does anyone want to get a creamer tomorrow I think I need it

You can eat my creamy gash

…sorry

You won’t cream hoen?

No but tomorrow evening

And I’m sorry to cancel I just have shit I’m dealing with right now

But the boys cocaine/dinner party is CANCELLED

My god

They found she died in there?

No it’s a whole thing

Damn that sucks

You get that cash they threw down?

No dude

What the fuck

I’ll talk about it to yall in person if anyone would entertain coming out tomorrow evening

But it’s in limbo

Probably not tomorrow for but I’ll bring some Malort to naked falls

Are we doing naked falls?

I was into it if you are

I yam

Probably only time I’d get out there this year

Definitely

Anyone finna fux

I’d am oddly intrigued by the new stairs

You want to kickflip them

Where are y guys?

Guys Heather is having a girls night tomorrow tho and I need boy time

Hmm. Perhaps we could do zilla?

Or perhaps I’ll stay home and goon

I could be convinced, though I don’t want to overspend and it’s pricy

The world is my oyster

It’s only as expensive as you make it

There true

I’m down for whatever I guess

Let’s chat tomorrow. Once it’s hot af I may not want to leave

Especially by bike

I

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Any hoeny boys?

Bag?

I’d hoen Baghdad

Why is it drugs are decriminalized here but it’s still hard to get a bag?

Is it because we’re old?

Logistics? Too far from a real source

You mean Leonardo in CDMX?

We need to ask Leonardo if he wants to come shred this winter

Idk if people are too stoked to come to the us from abroad right now

Especially POCs

We will protect him

I still have Leo in WhatsApp

I can hit him up

I hope you have been checking in occasionally

We can hit him up on December

But his profile is three black women that may be AI

So that’s a little weird but also hell yeah Leo

Same

Has anyone asked a LLM why they are so horny?

Shit box still kickin

Nice almost to the point where the person who does pick up shitbox will not pick up the shit because it will have shit it’s way through the bottom so they’ll have almost a perfectly good box just like another day or two nic

I’m considering adding to it

I encourage u to express urself kyle

Can I get a hoen lunch roll call?

Where should we sweat for lunch?

Depends on who’s coming

But probably somewhere small and windowless and stinky

Like a sauna filled with Greek food

So far it’s just us everyone else is being cowardly

HMU once bag acquired

Short bros I can’t make it today, gotta pick my battles with fun given what’s going on with the Florida condo. Would love a few beers tonigh

Jen is hanging out with Heather so I can’t unless you want to come drink with me and the boah

Mmm you know that could be chill too, do a little sweating and preseason

I’m unfortunately busy this evening

Can do that we even have AC to fight the sweat

Turn it off

Let the boah watch



Love the low battery

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1958906373237793095

When were u thinking you’d be accepting hoeniness into ur domicile matt?

TDB been waiting to hear what Jen’s plans are

Whatever you guys are feeling though I imagine I can make it work

You guys trying to do dinner over this way? If so the dank neighborhood options are Ya Hala, Yaowarat and Miyamoto sushi

I’d yaowarat

I’m pretty open so could get there whenever

Yes pleazies

Yeah I can fux whenever I guess just let me know when’s good

I think like 6/6:30 is when them hoes are coming here

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1958996371564073254?s=46

What the fuck is going on

But why

But the chips act was subsidizing investment in American fabrication. Is this just a no strings equity purchase or does intel have to commit to something?

Vertically integrate my dick

Interesting, kinda like that actually for strategically important industries that we are subsidizing anyway

Nationalize intel

Yep like the automakers

We should probably own stakes in the airlines in all fairness at this point too

Jen is filling the pool

What time should we come over

Think it’s hot enough to light a cog on a car exhaust?

Whenever I’m about to go get dame

Vikings start at 5?

Gonna be a barn BURNER

Whenever the Vikings play the Titans…hooo boi

Coming over in 5