Saturday, January 18, 2025

420 mmm alcohol

Hell yeah brother

https://x.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1880375689049980974

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1880446012168249386

Crypto is the future of finance

Hacking the president is a big dick move

Yeah it’s awesome

It’s an $8 billion coin

https://x.com/0xCygaar/status/1880458745521795579

Yeah they think it’s real

I can’t wait until the oil markets move from usd to $TRUMP

Surely this will not end poorly

Trump (or whoever, the deployer) owns 80% of the supply

Probably the hawk tuah chick

He’s going to person her

https://x.com/isaiah_bb/status/1880297863651225783

No chess in your car I’m guessing

Chess is too simple

It doesn’t have a complex leveling system

Did he add fog of war?

You cannot do this in chess

Fat rolling bishop

It’s Elongs terrible Elden ring build

That was the original “I’m actually fucking terrible at video games” post

Elon “flexing”

https://x.com/SilvermanJacob/status/1880606428425265397

This trump coin is actually the craziest thing I’ve seen in crypto

where is the Elon coin

Not sure if that’s his style though

Was t that basically doge?

But here’s the thing: you can launch mentions not Kyle

And there’s no repercussions even if you own 80% of them

What

I am Kyle

Whoa, take a way the “not”

I am Spartacus

I am Kyle

https://x.com/skyquake_1/status/1880568798610383320

Really is, he’s moving up on the crime leaderboard fast, about to crack the top 5

Uh, presidents cannot commit crimes

US presidents that is

That’s called being the best at doing crime

On a less somber note, who is coming with me to the mahomes goat bar for the game?

On a less somber note, who wants me to cook up some Saturday parlays for the boys

Goaty Mahomes about to play his first playoff game with a new baby 😮‍💨😤🐐

Bronze, Sterling and Golden

So cringe

It’s good they’ve identified the loser and the winner

Yeah emotional damage for bronze and starling

That does make me wonder if he and his wife have a personality outside of sports

Just ask golden tates siblings

Just wait til platinum comes along and ruins it for them all

Only to be undone by Unobtainium Mahomes

Eventually he’s going to have to bust out the periodic table if he keeps cranking these goblins out

Perhaps Chaos Emerald Mahomes

Chaos Emerald is a great name tho I wouldn’t hate on that

Beautiful name for a girl

Plumbum Mahomes

Spread on all of these games except bills ravens are gaping

Yeah most of them are terrible games

Maybe the commies have a chance…? Maybe?

I could also see the rams pulling an upset

Commies Lions would be a very funny NFC champ game but no way that happens

Well yeah because they play each other?

Tonight?

Oh they do?

Oops

Yarp

Duh I had the NFC games switched in my head for some reason

Because the rams weren’t supposed to win

Stupidity is the reason

But they played some loser team

Rams won because the NFL is fixed

And Sam Darnold

The Jets should bring back both Rex + Sam that would be magical

LA highest chance for upset this weekend too because the NFL is fixed

I mean Philly looked not great last week

They looked bad

With how shitty the packers were playing they should have stomped them

They should have

That’s just the Jordan Love effect

And with LA burning everyone’s hearts are with the Rams, as we saw last week

And not with the chargers

So the rams are the real LA team I goes

LA doesn’t have a real team but rams are definitely more real than the chargers

Even tho the chargers moved from the next town over

Yes

https://x.com/quantian1/status/1880653875163832668

What savvy business man

He leaves no stone unturned

I’d like to make $24B overnight

Sellout

https://x.com/SportScran/status/1880676618953454062

Glizzy week hype

That’s a pale guy

The other white meat

Weisswurst

Which I believe translates to white penis

Maeve keeps saying Cook, so I think James Cook any time scorer tomorrow is in play

Sushi sushi

https://x.com/Chiefs/status/1880716681519251594

Oh man fuck the chiefs but I love a chinook flyover

Is this a jelly roll genesis cover?

Yeah bro haven’t you watched mnf before

Love to get this started with a good ol racist chant

Nvm games already over

Yep

Made it 13 seconds before I was ready to turn it off

lol I went to check my phone thinking, I bet evan has already declared this game over and there it is

Right on cue

Can’t overcome a 3 point deficit

I mean them starting the game on the 13 is endlessly obnoxious

I’m not arguing that

Look you know me my man

Matt was thinking it too!

I was also imagining Kyle frothing at the mouth at that racist chant

If they tud I probably would have found something else to do

https://x.com/wyermush/status/1880695842170130923

What the fuck was former Viking great Kris Boyd doing to his coach?

I feel like they try to hide the racist chant on the mic most of the time now

Have the rizzlers parents been trying to sell him from birth?

And plump him up apparently

That was the Costco food court

Red zone is a good time to play bad

It’s the toughest part of the field

https://www.instagram.com/p/DES8Kt4zzCa/?igsh=bTIzaTUxam1wcTEy

WE GOT A TIE BALLGAME BABY

Lfg

Yeah that was some bullshit

Wow a drive extending penalty on 3rd down for the chiefs I have never seen that happen before

Classic

Wild stuff

It’s crazy that Travis Kelce can still get open

He’s so old and so slow

Don’t forget about his girth and tonnage

Every time Mahomes goes down I’m waiting for the flag lol

Idk that hit was a bit low

There was a lot of contact on that hit

Should have hit him less

https://x.com/Baileymoon15/status/1880724876245565610

Ok now it’s probably over

You rule!

Christ

Oops

Why did they even kick that

Almost as bad as cullen from 20

I was wondering the same

Disgusting

I was like damn they have a guy who can nail from 55 and then he kicked it as well as I could from 55

His went farther but we got the same points

“Only winners get wings”
-Demaryius Thomas (deceased)

Football is so lame

Look I’d like to see Kaimi try that wasted, barefoot, on a dark, wet field

WE GOT A TIE BALLGAME BABY

Oops

We do not have a tie ball game

Homie bet on kc to win

Bullshit

Baffling call

Goats get those calls

lol such a dive

How is it possible that Kelce is still open he’s so so old

You already said that, Evan

I just don’t understand

Like put somebody on him