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Sunday, January 19, 2025

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 mahomes goat
    Evan Bbbender
  2. And that’s a wrap
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    A woman at the playground just let out the loudest fart and got really silent and Maeve yelled “toot” and she looked very embarrassed
    3
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The mahomes goat bar was lit after that win
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1880778773731348862
  6. Here’s a goat stat
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Truly. Just shows how he is unstoppable
    Evan Bbbender
  8. Matt avatar
    How many drive extending 3rd down penalties did they get?
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just as many as occurred
  10. Matt avatar
    Really funny if the commies win tonight
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well the lions are a historically bad franchise
  12. Matt avatar
    Commies have been bad since they beat the bulls in the Super Bowl though
  13. Not that Detroit has been better
  14. They are both very bad franchises
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus Christ that catch
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wow this game fucks
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Terranzo!
  18. That’s
  19. The shadow man
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan live action how to train your dragon
    Evan Bbbender
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My god
  22. https://x.com/rinnystarr/status/1880730846212260219
  23. Omg
  24. This game is awesome
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    lol
  26. Insane
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/Cummanders2126/status/1880787247840248016
  28. I didn’t notice how bad it is
  29. But man his arm is destroyed
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Teddy is dealing
    Matt
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Missed call on that hit on Goff
  32. Kind of fucked when it injured a player
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    This game is insane
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This game is drink
  35. Matt avatar
    Goff go down? We are at dinner
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  37. Looked like he might be able to return but drilled in the head fucking hard trying to tackle a defender as he threw a pick 6
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow damn
  39. It’s a slugfest
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    What a throw
  41. And blind catch lol
  42. This is nuts
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jayden Daniels is a superstar l
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Goff missed a drive but is back in
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omg
  46. Let’s go commies
  47. https://x.com/Grimezsz/status/1880343029221097490
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fuck yeah I love trees
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
  50. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Really loving watching the lions get smoked
    Matt
  51. Matt avatar
    Funny this happening to the lions today tragic happening to the bills tomorrow
  52. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JuMosq/status/1880828381446684754
  53. Matt avatar
    2
  54. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JordanUhl/status/1880846920551481467
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
  56. Matt avatar
    Dream blunt rotation?
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think so
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Do you think if I get my balls really warm and then cum outside it will freeze mid air?
  59. Matt avatar
    Only one way to find out
    Cullen Conway
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was thinking the same
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Billy’s at Matt’s?
  62. Matt avatar
    We can if you don’t want to do the bar
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m down for the bar but how early do we have to get there for that
  64. Like we have to watch the eagles game there lol
  65. Matt avatar
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I picked a hell of a month to quit drinking
  67. We’re moving stuff and Heather is threatening that we have to throw the steak out in our freezer from 2014
  68. I think that’s fucked up and that we should keep the streak
  69. Steak*
  70. Matt avatar
    Aged beef
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    I would like to place a vote for Matt’s place rather than bar
  73. Matt avatar
    Going to need a head count for wings I guess
  74. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I would join with the children if it’s at the house.
    Matt
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I am IN
    Matt
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    One hoen plus one child
    Matt
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m out
  78. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “I’m out ”
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “I’m out ”
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was into tinker
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bullshit
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    House hang may as well just watch at my own home
    Cullen ConwayMatt
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ah, yes, your stance on our boring NYE as well
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well at least then it was people getting wasted
  85. Matt avatar
    I’m getting wasted
    Kyle Derrick
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And that’s why your team may win
  87. Matt avatar
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why tf are both the conference finals on Sunday next week
  89. Brian Ambuel avatar
    It’s the traditional NFL football day I believe
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Which makes sense during college season
  91. But when there isn’t competing football idk why they wouldn’t utilize a Saturday spot. Prime time specifically
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mahomes goat
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It additional multiple children named after precious metals, the mahomes also have a pet named silver
  94. As well as steel
  95. Kind of weird to name your kids using the same theme as your pets
    2
  96. But who am I to judge the goat?
    2
  97. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/prem_thakker/status/1881033632078495819
  98. Matt avatar
    Any requests on wing sauces?
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Spicy pnut
  100. Love peanut
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    Medium and hot
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Vanilla ass request
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum
  104. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m a jerk man myself
  105. Matt avatar
    Wow way to make it easy by all requesting different things
  106. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Pretty sure Cullen doesn’t need two different buffalo flavors
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    Buffalo lime cilantro
  108. Bourbon chipotle
  109. But yeah I’m cool with either hot or medium, whatever gets the people going
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Peanut
  111. Peanut
  112. Cullen Conway avatar
    Pretty sure evan doesn’t need two peanut
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
  114. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s Mang
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😎
  116. Matt avatar
    Stafford and Goff are the same player I expect a similar performance from him today
  117. That was a catch but wouldn’t be surprised if it’s upheld
  118. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Catch my dick
    Matt
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
  120. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You look like a man who could use some help satisfying his wife
    Evan Bbbender
  121. You can’t reply to stickers sadly
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/danfetes/status/1881077813027217459
  124. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else 5 Amstel lights deep?
  125. Matt avatar
    6
  126. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1881096120987947065
  127. Love a safety let’s go
  128. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Trump admin speed running the grift cycle and they’re not even in office yet
  129. Like he is a consummate professional
  130. Cullen Conway avatar
    Weather is having a huge impact
  131. Matt avatar
    For sure
  132. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, cool to head over soon?
  133. Matt avatar
    Yea whenever this game is over now
  134. I mean you can come whenever because it’s over
    Cullen Conway
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it though?
  136. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro you called this over a while ago to me
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But I was wrong!
  138. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And it’s very exciting
  139. Matt avatar
    Crazy
  140. They will still blow it
  141. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m calling missed xp for op
  142. Nailed it
  143. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’d like Philly so much more if Nick Sirianni wasn’t their coach
  144. Which is probably why he’s the perfect coach for the eagles
  145. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This game is over
  146. Matt avatar
    True though
  147. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay it’s back on