Saturday, November 16, 2024

420 ketamine

Gimme some

It’s all in my
Blood

I went into the woods not to die, but to cum

To cum deeply

https://x.com/focusfronting/status/1857243536770338853

Netflix is fucking up this stream the NFL must be jazzed

It’s working clean for me baby

Just turned it on

Just had an announcement from Jaime Fox and Cameron Diaz

Announcer is bugging me

They should stop showing closeups of this woman’s head wound

It’s making me really fucking hard

Reminding you of my gash?

🫥

Oh gross

Ew

Omg

You can see her skull

That’s so gross

Put your pp in

Dude stop this right here skin is going to slog off of her skull

Cuts get way worse than that

It’s disgusting

Don’t kink shame

Serrano x Complices would go hard

https://x.com/mulvihill79/status/1857625561558069318

These women are getting after it

Jerry Jones knows just as much about what the future of the NFL is as he does about how to craft a good football team

It’s crazy this is in Jerry world

Good thing the sun isn’t out

Business ideas

Hooters but it’s hot chicks beating the shit out of each other while you shout and spit bits of undercooked, previously frozen chicken into the rin

This announcer should be fired into the sun

He’s so bad

He was bragging that the last time he announced a big fight it was WWE and it shows

There’s so much of serranos blood all over the ring

Is Katie throwing head butts as much as they say or is that legal?

She’s sort of nuzzling her

Drederick Tatum!

This is really sloppy

“Nothing personal but I’m going to make orphans of his children”

Oh yeah

Fuck Jake Paul

He’s watched battle bots

Listen I think Mike Tyson should go out in a truly memorable fashion that celebrates the warrior spirit

He should rip Jake Paul’s throat out with his teeth

And be shit to death thereafter

Shot

Do not touch Willie

No way

He’s actually going to rip his throat out

Katie is a beautiful person but she has an absurdly large head

I was just typing that

Amazing quote

https://x.com/demcowboysfan/status/1857623743377310122

What if you just decided to be a professional boxer

And take on one of the two best boxers of all time (not mentioned that he’s fucking 60)

Is that Cedric the entertainer?

Yes

Which is something you can only say in the year 1300 or 2000+

Gronk right next to Shaq

Rizzler proper there too

So small

Cedric the entertainer dressed up as an emissary from the Persian empire is awesome

Tyson highlights pretty great

https://x.com/kaliicappy/status/1857553007988080913

Honestly I can’t wait for the rizzler to fight a 58 year old Jake Paul

And be like, this dudes a legend

Drive faster

Omg

He’s going to release pigeons

The disrespect!!

Nobody likes him

It’s like wrestling

He’s the heavy

He also has like 20 million YouTube followers so people must enjoy his schtick

Oh that guy doesn’t have a good end

He looks so old haha

This might be sad

It’s going to be sad

Netflix is getting overloaded

Yup

Mine just crashed and said “envoy overloaded”

Lost it for a second but reloaded and it started back up

Yeah it’s back

But yeah, mikes not looking to limber

He is not

Mine turned into pornhub and heathers really confused

Mikes body has to be wrecked

Not as badly as Michael Jordan’s liver

44 KO’s

Insane

Probably his only shot tonight

Popped his dentures out

If mike doesn’t win soon he’s gonna die

He’s not gonna last

Heart attack incoming

Already biting the glove

I can’t this anymore

Watch

Getting sad

Just go to the bus stop and beat up an old man instead

Congratulations to Jake Paul for beating up and old man

Did he knock him out

No

4th round actually pretty uneventful

I turned on predator 2

Action on going the distance looks like it might pay

I was just thinking that

Watching Jake, he has money on that

Haha right

He’s been pretty timid for such a slow opponent

Oof killer reference

lol shoutout to the inspired seniors

https://x.com/PFTCommenter/status/1857656536631292143

Mike walking away from the camera with his ass out was the only good thing to come out of that spectacle last night

And people enjoyed the lady fight

Goddamnit

What’s the base look like up there?

Enough to open up express on the preview weekend

You heading up?

No I can’t

But it really hoens me up

Bring the pasta folk

Change of plans Italianos

Hope you’re infant child likes to ski

The kid can chill at the zot and sling glizzys

Have some cold bacon bits

I doubt it would be very good

Way too early. Even if they can open Mex

It’s always a good day on the mountain brother

This statement may not be true but I can choose to believe that when I haven’t been up in a while

Rule #1 observers here

I’m wearing my helmet

And I checked it just now

Evan, you got the $600 value pass?

I might lean 5-pass

Yeah I did get the value pass but my mountain rewards points made it $583!!!

How much is 5 pass?

My god what a steal

5 is $499 I think

Interesting

Value pass isn’t good the last 2 weeks of this year?

And some Fridays

And weekends

We don’t really go weekends anyway

Yeah generally no

The main thing is if you think you will even go more than 5 times

I’m gonna be riding a thicc black snowboard of death this year

You’re gonna be riding a thicc black dick in your gash

Let’s see the board

Value passes you can go any Friday I thought?

Except for peak days

Yeah idk and idc cuz im just gonna get a 5 day

Whatever works

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Just picked up a curb side order from Freddie’s and Jen somehow managed to order a $100 6lb block of cheese

That’s fucking awesome

Bring it tonight to celebrate brian.

We can pass the block

That’s a spooky board

“Somehow”

I’m astounded Fred Meyer sells something like that

It was supposed to be the display cheese and the 15 year olds they have doing the pick up orders grabbed that apparently

That’s ageism bro

Fuck dem kids

https://x.com/TonyBeast1066/status/1857836006805754119

https://x.com/jdan/status/1857660013679960404

If only man

Is the plan still the plan?

I’m already a little boozy

I am sober as hell and looking to change that